>tfw no dual cock How are us singlets supposed to compete

by have one dick

most will be repulsed by this mutant

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>imagine rubbing your cocks together inside a vagina

>>34802251
No, actually doubledickdude was in a polyamorous relationship with one guy and one girl. He's pretty sexually active.

>>34802190

I mean, there are freaks that fuck midgets and trannies. Double dicks is a novelty just like those.

This is the first time in my lifetime I've been tempted to go on reddit, never thought it would be because of a two dicked man

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He's into really kinky shit according to his AMA. Including stuffing huge stuff up his asshole.

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And he is fucking HUNG. He has two big dicks.

>>34802410

Jesus, someone photoshop googly eyes on his dicks.

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>tfw you'll never have three balls
why even live

http://gawker.com/this-guy-really-wants-you-to-look-at-his-third-ball-ns-1550384377

>>34802422
nigger look like a destroid

>>34802422
Wait isn't that centimetres?

>>34802467
I wonder if he could donate his third bollock to somebody else.

>>34802499
Look at how the smaller units are divided up. 1/2, 1/4, 1/8. Centimeters are divided evenly by 1/10ths.

That and cms are way too small for that. He's 8 inches.

>>34802528

Do they even get hard? I mean, do they just point down, or they don't get fully erect?

>>34802422
That's not how you measure properly
T. 9 inches

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>tfw you'll never use your two huge dicks to fuck a girl with two vaginas

why even live

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>>34802570
If I remember correctly from the AMA, one dick always gets harder than the other but it is possible for him to use them both at once.

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>>34802570
This is him with erections.

>>34802190
>@diphallicdude
What a normie, stop shilling for him

>>34802410
What a fucking degenerate.

orig.

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According to his tumblr he's 10 inches long.

Two 10 inch uncut dicks. How does that make you singledicked cutfags feel?

>>34802792
>10"x6.5
Try 6x5

>>34802846
>>34802691

Unless he's huge and has tiny hands, that's more like 7-7.5 x 5-5.5

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>>34802792
sad because he will never fuck my mancunt with both his dicks at the same time

>>34802792
If only they were arranged on top of each other, then he could fuck ass and pussy at the same time. As it is now, sex will just be super awkward.

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>>34802920
>tfw no double dicked bf

>>34802920
He might if you contacted him. He's a HUGE slut.

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>>34803029
he became a stuck up bitch when his book was published

>>34802792
Especially annoyed because my cutting asshole parents probably would've had the doctor cut the other cock off

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>>34802190
>I don't get a foreskin.
>He get's two.
What a world what a world.

That guy is really lucky, honestly. Some of you might think women would find this weird and maybe they would but weird quickly turns into curiosity once she realizes "Oh, he has two huge working cocks." Dude is his own gangbang.

>>34802931
>then he could fuck ass and pussy at the same time
You realize the girl can just turn around, right? That's already a position that exists.