>be me >this very day >at college, luch time right before

good fucking job, OP. the more robots converted to normies the better.

i woke up to some girl in my some of my classes texting me and being the autist that i am, the conversation devolved into depression and venting to each other. she's pretty cute and this is the most action i've had in 2 years. wish me luck.

>>34801853
I believe your exhibiting signs of visual-auditory hallucinations. Snap out of it.

>>34802367
Damn I wish I had a girl's number, good luck, brobot

>>34802384
I considered that, but the food tasted pretty real for me.
If it's an illusion, it's fucking matrix level

>>34801853
Here's what you do, brother. Seek her out, add her on Facebook, find her outside class, anything. Talk to her and ask her if she wants to go grab lunch at [whatever restaurant] tomorrow. This is great, if you don't have her in any classes or have any obvious mutual friends you have nothing to lose.

Don't sperg out and yell "BE MY GF NOW PLS" or anything. If lunch goes well, take it from there. Above all, resist the urge to sperg at her, but at the same time be open and talkative. Ask her questions, don't just tell her everything about yourself trying to impress her. Find common ground (you both like the same bands, you both want to go to Europe, whatfuckingever.) Keep her talking and/or listening to you, nothing is less attractive than awkward silence.

>tfw had to solve 7 captchas to post this

>>34802502
Forgot to add,

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>>34801853
Today's episode in OP's autistic fantazies

>>34802680
I understand you, if I was the reader of this story I'd instantly assume it as fake.
But it really happened, really.
It still confuses me a bit, this is the first interaction I have with someone since I started the university

>>34802502
Now that's good advice, I'll try to reach her, I mean, the least I could do is give proper thanks.