Has anybody here read Mitchell Heisman's "Suicide

breddy interesting

will give a try

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as if anyone actually read that

yea id kill myself if i had that haircut too

nobody cares dude people die all day every day

oh wow he went to a school so i should pay attention

nah

>>34801863
Why not just go to a barber and get it fixed?

>>34801825
i've never written 1905 pages of anything

Pretty interesting but long-winded. Stopped reading after a few chapters but might piick it back up someday

>>34801945
The first chapters are the best IMO, the stuff about Judaism and Anglo-Saxon politics is pretty dry.

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>>34801825

As a note for people who're going to kill themselves: please write a
> Tldr;
for those of us who care but have ADHD or a memetic disease. Thank you.

> Fun fact: one of the oldest text of humanity is about suicide, an egyptian talking with himself.
> I'll post it to bump the thread if I can find it back

>>34802097
anon, please delete that picture. its scary and unsettling.

thank you.

>1905 page suicide note

not even a suicide could make me read an obviously rambling diatribe

>>34802143
What about it is unsettling? the penis which isn't there?

>>34802209
The note itself isn't an emotional outpouring, but as the author defines it, an "experiment in nihilism". Pretty interesting stuff.

Quote:

>"There is a very popular opinion that choosing life is inherently superior to choosing death. This belief that life is inherently preferable to death is one of the most widespread superstitions. This bias constitutes one of the most obstinate mythologies of the human species."

No sane man will waste his life reading 1905 pages of a suicide note by a dimwit. Why are his words more important than anyone else's?

>>34802292
>Why are his words more important than anyone else's?
you dont know. thats why you start reading those words and see if they mak u tihnk

>>34802292
Why speak at all if that's your attitude?

Plenty of novels are 1,000 pages or so in length and are considered masterpieces.

>>34802340
>obstinate
however this is not one of them.

>>34802263
i dont know what it is, but that picture really scares me. interesting how others dont see it in that light.

>>34802354
how do you know? have you read it?

>>34802354
And you know this how, exactly?

howblox

>>34802291
he should work on his style, i'm not really feeling the feels

oh wait

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>>34801825
>1905 pages
>Note
DOES THIS MOTHER FUCKER NOT KNOW WHAT A NOTE IS?

>>34802387
i read a few pages and decided that it was really not particularly captivating or ground breaking- just some kid rambling

>>34801863
What's wrong with it?

Original

>>34801825
>What suicide note would be complete without a bibliography?

He does have a sense of humor but I think he would have left more of an impact if he had kept it short.

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>>34802431
He was 35 when he died. Your trolling needs some work m8.

>>34802430
Pic related

>>34802097
He has the same stare I have

Maybe i would've taken it more seriously if he hadn't done his absolute best to make it as long winded as possible.
Also even a hint of structure would've done wonders for the readability of this note.

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>The seditious genius of the spiritual penis of Jesus

Couldn't he have made it shorter or into a trilogy? Couldn't he have organized and divided the subject matter into a few books? When an author can't edit/ condense his material, it automatically loses credit from me. Pretentious and rambling.

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>>34801825
If your suicide note has a "Table of content", you have big enough problems to kill youself, I'd say.

>>34802516
I guess their were robots 4000 years ago

>>34802507
read it yourself and tell me otherwise, mate.

>>34802581
>Obama: The Supernigger

He had a sense of humour at least

>>34802599
I have read it actually. His understanding of nihilism and his theory / arguments about the logical consequences of nihilism are very interesting and his narrative of the Norman conquest and resulting social / ethical changes are interesting too. The Jewish stuff bored me.

>a 1000+ page work about the exact reasons and rationalizations for killing yourself
sorry anon but if i read it i would probably kill myself too so i am too afraid

>>34802591
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlkllkkllihhahahaahhahahahahahah laughing af

>>34802594

Definitely.

Here's the oldest text about our Feels, as promised:
"Lo, my name is abhorred,
Lo, more than the odor of carrion
On days in summer, when the sky is hot.
Lo, my name is abhorred,
Lo, more than that of a wife
When lies are told against her to her husband."

"To whom do I speak today?
Men are covetous,
Every one seizeth his neighbor's goods.
To whom do I speak today?
He that hath a contented countenance is bad,
Good is disregarded in every place.

To whom do I speak today?
Brothers are evil,
A man is treated as an enemy in spite of a right disposition.

To whom do I speak today?
I am laden with misery,
And lack a trusty friend.

To whom do I speak today?
The sin that smiteth the land,
It hath no end."

"Death is before me today
As when a sick man becometh whole,
As when one walketh abroad after sickness.
Death is before me today
As the odor of myrrh,
As when one sitteth under the sail on a windy day.

Death is before me today
As the odor of lotus flowers,
As when one feasteth on the cool river bank.

Death is before me today
As a well-trodden path,
As when a man returneth from the war unto his house.


Death is before me today
As a clearing of the sky,
As a man [educated] to that which he knew not.

Death is before me today
As when a man longeth to see his house again,
After he hath spent many years in captivity."

"He that is yonder will be
One that [is] as a living god,
And will inflict punishment for sin on him that doeth it.
He that is yonder will be
One that standeth in the sun's ship,
And will therein assign the choicest things unto the temples.

He that is yonder will be
A man of knowledge, and he is not hindered,
And he petitioneth Re when he speaketh."