>go to local river >strip >cut open carotid artery >start

y tho anon

>>34798171
>cut open carotid artery
Good luck

>>34798233

Elaborate please? Is it impossible?

>>34798243
It's really deep. Cutting it by yourself is going to be hard and painful, you have to cut the muscle etc

>>34798264

Thank fuck I mentioned something. What's simpler, wrists?

>cut open carotid artery
You're a fucking idiot. Just overdose on heroin or charge a cop with a machete for suicide-by-cop.

>>34798302
Just cut your wrists and throat.

Get drunk as fuck beforehand.

>>34798302
Cut the femoral artery it's the easiest way for bloodletting

>>34798302
Don't cut anything you downie. There are a million and one ways to die without pain.

>>34798302
Wrists lengthwise.

Get drunk, pop painkillers, slit wrists, pop a few shots and go to sleep.

>>34798302
just take a knife and shove it point first as deep in your neck as possible and pull it lengthwise

>>34798381

I like your imagination.

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just get a circular saw, turn it on, and touch it with your body part of choice