>be me >family bday party for me today >okay i guess

Please tell me you were wearing underwear?

You should probably figure out how many pizzas you need. It may take longer to deliver the more you need.

>>34796977
>he doesn't wear clothes around the house

Rude

>>34797003
Yes
>>34797020
Seven pizzas, i believe.

>bday party

That's gay, just tell them you don't want a party. Just wander in the woods and get drunk.

Is your brother cucking your dad?

>>34797078
18, and last time i stole alcohol from my parents they sold it all

>>34797056
are they checkered?
I have two pizzas coming for an hour later if you need more.

>>34797056
>Yes
dammit

>>34797108
Idk if they are, but we're good on pizzas. Thanks though

>>34796977
Is your mum alright?

Happy birthday!
You should probably go and try to console your mum

>>34797179
She's still upset, but she was able to calm down a little bit.
>>34797199
Thanks! I did, she's doing better now.

>>34797249
>Thanks! I did, she's doing better now.

Did you give her the dick?

>>34797249
I'm glad to hear that she's feeling better, anon! I hope that you'll still be able to enjoy this day, despite your brother's actions (also I hope that you found some trousers to wear haha)

>>34797249
>she was able to calm down a little bit.
that's good to know, I hope you're comforting her, I know what it's like to have a good mum but to have your siblings treat her like shit.

>>34797425
>>34797426
Thanks you guys! I think my brother apologized and we're gonna try to make the best out of the day