Can she be an honorary robot?
>She was a news reporter who committed suicide on live tv during a segment on suicide
>She lamented to co-workers that her 30th birthday was approaching and she was still a virgin who had never been on more than two dates with a man.
>Apparently, she had an unrequited crush on co-worker George Peter Ryan. She baked him a cake for his birthday and sought his romantic attention, only to find out he was already involved with sports reporter Stacy Kirby.
>Chubbuck's lack of a romantic partner was considered a tangent of her desperate need to have close friends, though co-workers said she tended to be brusque and defensive whenever they made friendly gestures toward her. She was self-deprecating, criticizing herself constantly and rejecting any compliments she was given
I know true female robots are 1 in a million, but there's got to be a few out there, right?
>held out for Chad and killed herself because she wasted her time
Nah
>>34795383
>literally killed herself because she was jealous of Stacy
Truly /ourgal/.
wish i could have saved her with my dick
>>34795383
No, she can't. Do you think she's anywhere near us? How many people do you think she turned down just because she wanted Chad? She refused to settle for anything less than what she thought she deserved just for having a smelly clam and then just quit when she didn't get her way. Fuck her.
>>34795383
No way she was a virgin.
Probably she meant it in a "I had plenty of sex just not with the right person lol I'm such a virgin xd" way
>>34795537
>>34795547
>she tended to be brusque and defensive whenever they made friendly gestures toward her. She was self-deprecating, criticizing herself constantly and rejecting any compliments she was given
It sounds like she had an off putting personality that scared people away. Something I think a lot of anons can relate to
>>34795596
Shut the fuck up Roastie Internet Defense Force
>>34795383
>She didn't shoot chad abd stacy first
No
>>34795624
Watch the movie christine (2016)
>>34795383
> though co-workers said she tended to be brusque and defensive whenever they made friendly gestures toward her.
>and rejecting any compliments she was given
No she's not a robot, just a normal girl who can't appreciate men. Being a robot means you don't get compliments and people aren't really nice to you. That's the whole point, they find you unattractive and actively, albeit subconsciously act against you.
She's just a typical spoiled woman who has no idea how easy she has it.
>>34795537
This too. That's my point. Women like this had plenty of chances, they just want Chad because they desperately want to feel more attractive than the other girls.
>>34795673
Uhh, no, prolly not. It's just gonna make her out to be some kind of misunderstood loner hero. It will not change my opinion and I have no interest in wasting my time watching it.
>>34795624
i'm christine idf
>>34795383
>honorary robot
more like fully fledged robot
she was weak though. She admitted defeat by suicide
>woman
>viral marketing
boy, she's one of us fellers!
>>34796301
This, I've seen this same thread on /fit/ and /b/ today. Nobody gives a shit about your movie OP.
>>34795383
Daily reminder that females CAN NOT be robots
orig.
>>34795383
>Committed suicide on live TV
Source?
>>34796729
Wiki
>>34795383
How come when I look up Stacy Kirby all I find is some black guy
>>34796762
Post the video. I wanna see her suicide.
>>34796800
I think the police seized the studio tape and no one recorded it at home since it was a local station.
>>34795412
This. She could've easily had other men but she wanted that fucking guy. Women cannot under any circumstances be robots.I've been in her situation btw and didn't kill myself. Yet.
>>34795383
It's difficult to say, for it's difficult for me to relate to women.
I've never been on more than two dates with a man, that one is a given. I baked a cake once for my colleagues but it was terrible and I ended throwing it outside yet even the birds refused to eat that. I certainly had several Oneitis over the decades.As far as self-deprecation goes or being unable to accept kind words, I can also relate.
Other than that, not really. Writing your own Sudoku because you can't have it your way? If Normalfags want me to die, they'll have to do it themselves, this body isn't gonna kill itself.
I must say that she has 2 things going for her:
> she did it like a Boss, not by ingesting a gorillion of homeopatic pills and calling 911
> everything according to Keikaku (she even wrote the news announcing her death)
Let's face it, interviewing a cop to learn how to kill yourself efficiently, writing the events in advance and going to work but waiting for the best moment to do it, it's a pretty robotic way to do it. That's how Pepe would do it, smug smile and mischief all over his face.