>slowly believing this girl likes me >stand up in front

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>tfw everytime a girl is even slightly nice to me, start looking around for hidden cameras because I think im being pranked

>>34794546
I thought that guy was in paralyzed, wtf?

>>34794546

When a celeb can pay their personal stylist.

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>think girl just wants to be friends
>becomes increasingly apparent that she likes me
>she's fat

>>34794524
i used to think the same way

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>>34794546
That's actually funny, anon.

And somehow, this comment wasn't original

>>34794524
>>34794546
>cashier qt smiles at you

wtf she's laughing at me

>become friends with girl
>shes rad as hell
>woaaaah being friends with girls is awesome
>can see us being close friends and shit
>"anon someone likes you"
>"its newfriend"
>friendship fucking dies as im too retarded to properly friendzone someone

this whole experience made me even more disillusioned with establishing relationships with women.
also now im gonna feel bad when i try approaching any girls i like because i know exactly how it feels to have someone be really nice to you just for your dick/pussy

>>34794802
You heard from someone that she likes you?

>>34794831
that and it was kinda fucking obvious in retrospective
people don't go out of the way to tell you you're cute and talk about love and shit if they just wanna be friends

Protip: unless the girl is the one who initiates these things first she's likely only being nice.

>>34794524
>tfw have decent flatmates, even a few friends
>get really bad moods for no reason
>believe everyone hates me, think my parents are ashamed of me
>feel unloveable, disgusting, stupid etc.
>want to kill myself

This happens too often

>>34795042

Exercise helps me with that.