>have participated in Holy Communion before >just realized

........And...?
Why wouldn't they?
Get a Christ-chsn gf to make wife so you can jumpstart her.

>>34793203
Pray for an end to those types of perverse thoughts in your mind

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>>34793203
Catholics literally worship an old pedophile in Rome

>>34793688
You shall be cast down to the depths of hell, foul beast!

>>34793203
Christ here, nothing it wrong with that. I always wanted my ex gf to blow me when I woke up in the morning

>>34793940
Why are you into suicidal chicks Jesus? You'd think out of everyone you'd be the person not to be.

probably 80% of people who go up to communion these days are in a state of mortal sin

Nobody gives a fuck anymore

>>34793203
As long as it's within marriage, you can have all the kinky sex you want.
>tfw no pure Christian waifu to mutually let loose our pent up sexual fantasies starting on our wedding night

>>34794157

Yeah, maybe if you're a proddie, but catholicism promotes chastity and restraint.

It's impossible to be happy and find God as well as have a good marriage when you are chasing after those desires. They can't be sated and it makes you frustrated

>>34793203
>give bf blowjob every morning (unless he's in a hurry) before I make him a nutritious breakfast

Why does it feel so good to support my provider?

>tfw symbiotic relationship

>>34793358
I believe communion involves drinking from the same cup as everyone else present

>>34794276
This is why catholics diddle kids

protestants are truly the patrician faith

and mennonites are the most kino of the protestants