STUPID ROASTIES WHY THE FUCK DO YOU COME HERE YOU CAN'T

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>>34790624
Almost every "woman" that posts on this board is a lesbian and hates men. I honestly don't get why they come here.

In your own words anon, what makes someone a robot?

>>34790669
well for one, not a female

Most are trolls pretending to be women

What drug has gone and done this to you and may I have partake whomstdve

Its mentally ill men who think they're girls and want to sucker in us autistic betas into being their orbiters since only the poor robots on here are weak enough to fall for their tricks and indulge in the illusion they are interacting with a girl.

Yeah bro there are probably like 5 or 6 really fat nasty roasties that post here. The rest are just faggots or role playing trolls. All of whom should /go/ of course.

>>34790685
Okay, why? original post

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>>34790624
well said OP you have my vote if you ever want to be mod

>>34790740
Women can't be virgins. The few that are, are self-imposing it.

>>34790736
What kind of new level cuckoldry would cause a man to role play as the race that literally everyone here hates

>>34790654
Because deep down, lesbians are overflowing with so many degrees of intense hatred and insecurity, they are irrational, volatile, and highly emotional creatures, in the same way that a naive, spoiled young girl who is randomly given massive amounts of power - abuses that privilege and goes on a reckless power trip. See daenerys targaryen in game of thrones for an example.

>>34790862
>muh oppressed
YOU ARE THE ONE COMING HERE YOU FUCKING CUNT
GET OUT

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>>34790985
FORGOT PIC ORIGINAL COMMENTTORIO

>>34790985
What? You didn't understand me clearly. I'm not saying that roasties have any power over me (they don't, you can guess why), but instead comparing their "plight" to that of a spoiled child - the whole power thing was an example of a behavior I'm talking about.

well said OP. it's about time we did something once and for all. something... drastic.

>>34790862
>females are so out of touch with reality they compare everything to fictional characters
FUCK OFF

>>34791004
FUCK OFF REDDIT WHORES!!

>>34790624

Dude,

Most of the women here are either, roleplaying faggots or just ugly/retarded. It's the same with the whole autism meme, most of the autistic greentexts and stories are just roleplaying faggots too. There's only a small portion of robots who are genuinely autistic.

>>34791054
>>34791004
same fag
gtfo whore

>>34791089
>There's only a small portion of robots who are genuinely autistic.

I cant believe people actually believe that. FUCK OFF. GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW YOU PIECE OF SHIT NORMIE, KILL YOURSELF

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>>34791089
RARE ORIGINAL FUCK OFF NORMALSHIT

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>Women can't be robots

T-thats where your wrong anon

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>>34791252
WHAT PART OF BEING A ROBOT YOU DON'T GET YOU FUCKING CUNT???

I SWEAR YOU ARE DUMBER THAN A PILE OF BRICKS

JUST LEAVE THIS BOARD ALREADY, WOMEN CAN'T BE ROBOTS BECAUSE THEY CAN'T BE VIRGINS

DO NOT MISTAKE FAILED NORMALFAGGOTS WITH ROBOTS

>>34791149
It's true though anon. u-unless you're one the few actually retarded anons here and just can't tell that pretty much this entire board is satire

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>>34791383
>pretty much this entire board is satire
I WANT
REDDIT
TO
FUCKING
L E A V E
E
A
V
E

GGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHWLLWLWKGHSEUJOTEHYB

>>34791383
>>34791252
why are you doing this? on top of all of what you've done, you're typing the autist stutter? what the actual fuck is wrong with you? can you please just kill yourself?

>>34791441
Don't get mad anon, everything is okay.

>>34791485

>roleplaying this hard

It must get exhausting

Friendly reminder that "robots" are not actually smart enough to realize that the "robot" of Robot9001 refers to the Original Content Bot and not the posters themselves. This was a board with a specific purpose that literally got taken over by morons.

Enjoy your day.

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>>34790862
Brilliantly put, op. Absolutely splendid. Have this pepe I picked up a while back.

>>34791534

You're a great example of how people here are actually autistic as fuck and not a meme

>>34791534
Friendly reminder that /r9k/ was actually deleted once to get rid of said morons but they threw a shit fit and Moot had to resurrect it as 9001 to contain their autism.

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>>34791506
PICK YOUR ROPE AND KILL YOURSELF WITH IT NORMALSHIT

I WOULDNT BE SURPRISED IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE A ROACH YOURSELF

GET THE FUCK OUT

>>34791534
But now the board culture is about failure of society; before it was gentlmen.

>>34791569
Sorry pham i was having a fit and almost missed an uncommon paypay, gotta catch'em all.

>>34790624
Because I owe you nothing and most likely you are a bad person considering 99.99% of people are so why should I care if you say "reeroo get out"

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>>34792004
And I owe nothing to the government, so that means you are getting raped and impregnated tonight by an anonymous memester.

>>34790624
Some robots are demanding another board that has a rule that you can't imply or say you are a femanon. I remember there are a lot people supported it, where is it?

>>34793445
You mean the idea of creating a board named /wiz/, that it ?

>>34791252
So the woman just fucked the guy without even knowing him?

Hmm, it just seems like it's their own fault, ya know?

>>34790624
>implying we would listen to the whines of a bunch of betas
I like it here

>>34791304

>DO NOT MISTAKE FAILED NORMALFAGGOTS WITH ROBOTS

But that's the same thing

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Here is the answer to anyone asking why a woman can't be a robot. The most agreed upon trait a robot must have is virginity. However, if you are a virgin by choice, meaning you could have sex if you wanted to, it means you have non-virgin (non-robot) traits. As OP pointed out, every woman can lose her virginity by simply going outside and laying there naked.

Of course, sex isn't everything and there are other things to consider, but this alone is enough proof that a woman cannot be a robot.

>>34793992
This sums it up perfectly. Why can't roasties and normies get it.

>>34793992
Yes, but women think they deserve "Good sex, with handsome chads". The entitlement is really baffling at times.

>>34791383
>pretty much this entire board is satire

You really are a brain dead bitch.

i fucking love r9k, because of threads like this

Men can basically do this too. And they can pick hot women.

You just need to be willing to pay for it. Big deal.

Sure, your fuck with a prostitute won't have any emotion or connection between you, but do you think Stacy is emotionally connected to Chad?

It'll also cost a bit of money, but so does buying clothes, going to the club, paying an entrance fee, buying drinks for yourself, and buying drinks for Stacy. Frankly, fucking a nice prostitute is overall cheaper.

Now be free.

>>34794309
>"It's the same for men too, I swear"
>gives an example where a man pays for a chance to have sex with a woman.

I hope you are not actually this retarded.

>>34791252
I would kill someone just to experience that. You have no fucking clue how good you have it.

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>Mfw half the people on this board only make and browse threads to feel better about themselves
>Mfw even in the place made specifically for failures like myself people still laugh at me
Story of my life

>>34794309
One night stands ARE FUCKING FREE. plus you have much less of a chance of getting stds.

>>34794861
. It is like visiting a circus and zaving a good laugh. But I dont feel sorry for u losers, u are all
horrible people and deserve what you have. Too bad kids haven't bullied you even more, pathetic pieces of shit

>>34790654
Because they too have tfw no gf.

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>>34794309
*shakes spray*

>>34795041
I wasn't bullied in school. What about me is so horrible?

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>>34795041
This is just low effort, at least try to make it subtle.

>>34794861
>in the place made specifically for failures like myself

Where the fuck did you get that idea from?

The reason why /r9k/ got shut down int he first place was because of retards like you.

>>34795150
Depend why you are here. If it is because you cant form sexual relationships with women or any relationships with other humans in general, it means you are deformed and mostly useless for our society, and would not survive in earlier historical times.

>>34795256
>If you don't have relationships you're useless
I just prefer being on my own. I have no interest in contributing to society.
I'm sure you would survive in earlier times too.

>>34795368
Keep telling yourself that. You are alone because noone cares whether you exist

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>>34795628
The irony here is that you do tho, congratz on btfo'ing yourself.

>>34790851
t'is in search of the (You)'s, my dear plebeian.

>>34790624
I wish I was a girl,
They're literally born with cheat engine already enabled

>>34790624
i have to agree with you anon, women love to invade male spaces and destroy them

>>34790624
why did you have to come out of your mothers womb

>>34796182
for myself i didn't choose to.
i weep everytime i remember i didn't have the courage to strangle myself inside that moldy cavern

>>34796182
Cesarian section, i was supposed to be dead, not living through this bullshit world.

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>>34796182
DESPERATE NORMALFAGS NEED TO FUCKING GO

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>>34791252
>Woman easily loses Virginity
>women can be robots too