Good evening, Robots. I am a prophet of Lord Kek, and I come

>>34790399
Well what the fuck. I didn't sign up for this I wanted to have a quick fap before bed.

>>34790399
I'll take you up on that offer if you grant me kinky BDSM sex with my high school waifu within this year. Let the digits decide.

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>>34790399

the REST OF 2017?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.

>>34790399
If singles I'll fap whenever the hell I want and OP cannot stop me

>>34790426
The digits say no, so I won't follow through.

>>34790453
If dubs, your singles are negated

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If repeating numbers I will fap whenever I please but still reap the rewards of not fapping

Lord kek can I have some monies
If dubs $1000
If trips $10,000

>>34790502
h-hold on i did it wrong let me try again

>>34790535
If dubs, you can only fap to tranny porn for the rest of 2017

>>34790502
>>34790535

Third time is the charm

plese r9k stop being so fast tonight

>>34790399
fuck's sake, you larping redditors ruined kek

>>34790544
HAHAHAHA

L O R D K E K
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K
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>>34790502
>>34790535
>>34790544
>>34790545

GIMME THE NUMBERS

IF NUMBERS THIS GUY >>34790544 GETS HIS OWN PUNISHMENT IRONICALLY TURNED AGAINST HIM AS WELL

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>>34790579
Ok look. If singles I fap to whatever I want and reap the benefits of nofap. And >>34790544 has to fap to tranny porn.

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If digits I'll fap whenever I damn well please

dubs and i get more chicken tendies

Dubs I get a grand mac tomorrow

>>34790399
repeating integers and I ask her out

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>>34790595
fuck me. no dubs

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>>34790399
I will respect your dubs and make an attempt, i have been trying since new years, but if this post is dubs, being a fellow prophet of kek, i will delete all porn on my computer.

Shadilay brothers, no one hates more than all of us hate

>>34790399
If dubs or better, I get to fuck my coworker, Mya and I'll even give up booze for 2017 as well. I'm going to get a fifth of bourbon tomorrow because I know I'll get singles.

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dubs and no one get what they want from kek

>>34790399
I will try, but don't know if I can, but if it improves my life, I will

Oh great kek, pls gib me da pucci b0$$.

Well, you know, there's only two girls at work I find attractive, so I think this is possible. Unfortunately, I just found out one of those grills doesn't have tattoos, so this may be a tad bit harder than expected, but I may still be able to do this.

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>>34790630
As have I. I'm going to make a promise to you, anon. I'm going to do this nofap. I'm going to finish out 2017 without fapping. I know, I could be full of shit and you can never prove that I will follow through with this, but have faith in me. I'm going to do this. For myself, and for you. If you ever feel the urge creeping on you, just know, I'm out here, and I'm holding up my promise.

It doesn't helps at all. Porn is garbage, so is hentai, just disgusting. And I have up masturbation about a week ago and will continue my miserable existence without it.

>>34790766
*gave up, of course. Stupid me, stupid typo

>>34790766

can't argue with them dubs...

oregano

>>34790399
>>34790544
>>34790800

Jesus wth!

If I roll dubs or higher, this challenge is negated for anyone who knows hitler did nothing wrong.

>>34790399
What

Is op being gay again?

>>34790399
If singles sage thread

If dubs bump thread

If trips or greater then let

I want right wingers to go back to >>>/reddit/

only if I roll dubs or higher will I do it

>>34790399
this just means i need to get laid instead of jacking off, and if i dont get laid, my body will force me to have wet dreams. its a win win.

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If dubs, you go out and walk for the rest of the day.
ZA WARUDO! TOKI WO TOMARE!

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>>34790399
Rolling for improvement

You can't just tell me what to do without offering anything

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>>34790544
>only fapped to tranny porn today
PRAISE KEK

>>34790399
dubs and i lose desire for women forever

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>>34790399

Kek betrayed me I prayed I proselytised I brought new souls to his altar and I was rewarded with nothing REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>34790399
PRAISE KEK
I SHALL FOLLOW YOUR EVERY WORD PROPHET
PRAISE BE UNTO YOU

>>34790399
Dangerous roll, I'm really putting myself on the line here...

if dubs i will fuck my ex teacher soon.