What to do when you finally get a girlfriend but your dick looks

>>34782548
go upside down and its now a g-spot itcher

Based FPBP

Onigiri senpai

what's the point of even getting a gf if she would be so shallow to drop me over having a bent dick?

I don't get it. What's wrong with your dick?

>>34782714
smirking_anime_girl.png

>>34782714

>he can't read function graphs

Is /r9k/ the most unintelligent board?

>>34782714
Looks like pic related.
Actually not like a f(x)= log x, but a f(x)= log -x would be a little more accurate.
Yea it's bent

>>34782662
I'm not sayong that she would drop me, I don't know, it's just that i'm really insecure about it.
I mean, I never seen a dick so bent like mine, that shit haunts me since my teens.
I don't think a gilr would ever want to have sex with me
Plus it's not big either

>>34782764
Oh you mean to the side!
Kek it doesn't matters probably

>>34782750
>smug about knowing pre calc

>>34782750
Well not everyone hast to know logarithmic functions, that's why I put the pic related.
I just don't feel so good about putting an actual picture of my dick online, so I made this pun

>tfw dick looks like derivative of f(x) = x^2, 0 < x < 6

Feels good

>>34782548
Before anything, get your dick checked for Peyronie's disease.

>>34782891
>itt you explain your dick with mathematical terms

Reflect it with respect to y = x.

>>34782927
f(x)= 16

>tfw normal benis with no curves

Tfw dick looks like the integral of f(x) = e^-x^2

>>34783053
So your dick is a fucking horizontal line, starting on y=16

>>34783186
His dick is a horizontal line that goes on forever

>>34783254
An infinitely thin line. Girthlets. When will they learn?

>that feel when your dick has an essential singularity

>>34782548
So this math talk is really fun but I need someone to answer me.
Will my girlfriend mind my logarithmic dick?

>>34783355
This is the wrong place to ask, none of us have ever had a girlfriend.

>>34782764
holy shit stop being retarded how hard is it to say if it curves up, down, or to the side? You shouldn't worry your dumbass won't get laid anyway

>>34783437
There's literally a picture showing how it looks like.
Even if there weren't, you can google any function, and the graph will be shown to you.

Have you seen these autists from /r9k/ ?
They have curved penises, curved penises !

>>34783527
>still doesn't understand

kill yourself retard

>>34783527
Scimitar Dick! Damn I should have made that one.

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>>34782548
Idk it'll feel weird for her. The only time bent dicks are good is if they bend up.

>tfw cervix pounded by a guy with an upward curve and 7"

>>34783542
what ? your dick is curved.
Let's say the pubic bone starts at Y=-3 then the fuck is curved, that's how I understood it

>>34783355
Sure, just take lim -> inf.

>>34782750
>unlabeled axis
I mean, this could be girth vs. length, for all I know

>>34782750
He probably assumed that this graph is not the representation of the penis, but some weird factor he's thinking about.

hey op, post a pic of your dick and overlay it with a graph of that function.

>>34783695
This is not an actual function, it's a visual representation.
Boy the physics department really sucks at analytical geometry.

>>34783769
Superimpose it

>>34783813
Onto the retinas of my eyes? The function is almost over...