>Want to fap before bed >Sister has spent like the last

>>34781524
masturbate in your room you fucking retard

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>>34781524
>masturbating in the bathroom.
just masturbate in your room

Fap in bed u dumb fuck

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>not using a cum sock so you can fap in your room

>>34781586
>not swallowing all the cum so that there isn't going to be any evidence
Amateurs.

>>34781524

If it means this much to you then just do it with her in there- mark it down to a bonding excersize...

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>want to masturbate
>little brother is still playing in the spiderman costume

>>34781524
Same here OP

>want to fap in shower
>sister taking an HOUR
>finally get inside
>rolled up bloody paper on the ground
>toilet with drops of blood and water mixed left on the seat
>bloody stained panties left inside the bathtub

Nearly vomited desu. And she's 16

She is probably masturbating in there

>can hear sister brushing her teeth for the past half hour

GET OUT YOU BITCH.

>>34781586
>not using Toilet paper like a condom so all the cum goes to it when you rub your dick on the edge of a table with a pillow for feathering the edges.

just masturbate in your room and when youre about to cum run in there and cum on her

>>34781654
This is legitimately good life advice. If you don't, you're wasting a shitload of proteins, vitamins, and minerals, which is a big part of why you get post-fap lethargy. Swallowing it takes those resources back into your body and keeps you in better shape.

>>34781853
What about all the excess oestrogen, won't you get bitch tits?

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>>34781715
holy shit why is so funny

>>34781586
>>34781654
>Caring if there is evidence
fucking faggots

Just stealth fap. The danger heightens the experience.

>>34782288
plus if you get caught she might wanna join

>>34781654
Think of the smell. You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch.

>>34781731
>not masturbating with her period panties
Get off my board norman.

>>34781853
I heard one anon say that it reversed his receding hairline, I strongly recommend balding anons try it.

>>34782029
The estrogen is only enough to matter if you're also lapping it up from multiple other dicks on a regular basis.

>>34782288
>The danger heightens the experience.
until you get caught and feel like ending your life

>>34782809
>sister walks in on you fapping
>she blushes really hard and squeaks out sorry and runs away, probably masturbates in her room
Nah I'm not sure what you're talking about, getting caught's the best part.

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I can relate to the anons here.
>earlier today
>wanted to fap in bed
>doggo came, and wanted to cuddle, hopped up into my bed
>lost boner and just cuddled instead

>>34781792
She's using the toothbrush as a vibrator, hide a camera next time.

>>34781524
>19 and still share a room with autistic brother
>have to fap in the bathroom

Just put me out of my Missouri famalam

>>34781569
can someone edit that cunt on the left's face onto a raptor?

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>Want to fap
>Sister is being raped in the other room and the sounds puts me off.
>tfw trying to fap instead of calling the cops