Walking in the forest, two chad pass by >ewww, you looser

>>34781147
their bodies aren't even aesthetic at that point and the one on the left looks like he has fas

This would never happen, because in reality Chads are more often than not really good people.

get an erection(small)

>>34781147
a true chad would never bully anyone, Not as an adult, he realizes he is the alpha male only beta chads bully or gay chads that are secretly attracted you

>>34781169
Yeah, fucking right. They also work hard too, huh.

>>34781169

This

It's the normie who you have to watch out for.

>>34781169
essentially yes, their lives are so much insanely better than yours, they have no need to bully you. It's the normies that do this mostly

Go full Rambo
They drew first blood

>>34781169
This, it's typically the ghetto chads, if that makes any sense.

>>34781209
>>34781225

Especially look out for the normie that was once a robot. These guys are extremely insecure and will target you.

>>34781169
This.
They can be a little condescending sometimes, but I don't think they do it on purpose.

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>>34781147
ask them what they're doing alone together in the forest

>>34781223
I roomed with a bunch of Chads in college. They would drink with me, take me to parties, we would go eat together, all despite me being awkward and staying in the dorm most of the time. Robots resent the Chads, not because they are bullies, but because they are just that much better than them.

>>34781147
>looser
How do people manage to get this wrong so often?

>>34781225

What? Normies are 90% of the population tho

>>34781246
this 1000x , origijalsal

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Today I was doing grocery, there was a chad with 3 girls.

I was just minding my business and I was feeling this fucking chad retard eyes on me the whole time, he was looking fucknig angry despite that I am 3/10 180cm 57kg and he was ~200 massive and wide as fuck.

I have no fucking idea what is wrong with those retard that they are so offended by other people.

>>34781169

Exactly. Chads are NOT like Staceys.

>>34781262
this.
I had chad roommates at uni, at first they would party with me and shit but after 2 weeks they realized that I am looser.

It was really weird to walk with them anywhere because they were 9+/10 and I was 3/10.

I was almost invisible next to them.

>>34781169
this

There was a ridiculously stereotypical chad in HS. 6'4", 200lbs of pure muscle with the face of a god. He was also really nice.

>>34781311
>>34781253
>>34781169
>>34781232


They are nice toward you because you are not a fuckiing competition to them in anyway.
Looks, intelligence, money, genes they are winning on every field.

Its like stacy likes to hang out with her ugly best friend so she can validate herself because everybody mirim her while her ugly friend is nonexistent

>>34781345
They're not really scared of competition anyways, they'll get laid either way

The wannabe Chads are usually the worst ones as they're still insecure and will feel a need to put you down

>>34781147

if i go in the forest i usually carry my M&P 15 Modern Sporting Rifle so hopefully they would ignore me and not ask the question int he first place

but if they did ask me id ask them why they shaved their pubes and have their pants so low

>>34781147
feel bad because no chad bf

>>34781345
I don't care, as long as they don't try to make you feel like shit, I'm fine.

>>34781345
See if all of you guys are ugly why are you afraid to talk to Stacey's just pretend you're her ugly best friend.

>>34781147
Laugh at these guys for wearing cotton in a woodland. I'd point out that their bags aren't suitable for optimum weight distribution or comfort. Those boots wouldn't keep any traction whatsoever either. Enjoy "hiking" your local one mile paved road

>>34781169
Exactly its usually the more insecure "alpha males" that try to pick on the weak in attempt to rise the social ladder all while remaining meters behind the naturally charismatic, empathetic chads.

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I puff out my chest and then say: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vCb49tQB08

>>34781169
This. Every Chad I've known has been a great person, that's part of what makes them Chad

I fuck them up, because instead of taking a million pictures of myself i practiced - you guessed it - fucking people up

Only average/slightly above average insecure people would say something like that, very OOC for a Chad.

>>34781147
>chads in the fucking forrest
Yeah, thath never happens around here.

>>34781147
Looser? Talk properly you fucking faggot. The fuck are two gay boys doing in the woods together topless?

*stabs*

>>34781147
>looeser

at least i'm not retarded

>>34781147

You look like you suck each others dicks.

>>34781282
He wanted to do the old in and out with you anon

>two attractive half naked dudes in the forest
Gee, I wonder what they could be doing

Nobody talks like that op. I haven't heard someone been seriously called ugly since like 8th grade

>>34781861
what does this mean, anone ?

>>34781266
and?

I'm too tired to make this post original

>>34781932
he wanted to make sweet love to you my dude

>>34781169
Itwould never happen because chads don't take walks in the forest. They're busy taking in admiration in heavily populated areas.

Also, fuck you for talking nice about chad, you fucking cuck. Never forget who the enemy is.

>>34782030
He was looking more like he wanted to punch me in the face desu

>>34782037
>Never forget who the enemy is.
Roasties

>>34781147
convince them that the best way to humiliate me and make me suffer is to rape me

>>34782090
or throatfuck me

>>34781282
>180cm 57kg
yikes

>>34782065
Competition is what's ruining your life, anon. If you and stacy lived on a deserted island alone, she'd be all over your cock on the second day.

>>34781579
i hiked 200 miles last summer in flat soled Red Wing Iron Rangers

it sucked, but not because of the lack of tread. flat soles are fine for hiking.

>>34781147
why do I see these fags posted everywhere.

>>34782565
What kind of terrain was it? I prefer cheap athletic or cross training shoes. Lightweight, breatheable, squishy soles, and the grip on them has always been great. Majority of what we have out here is lose dirt over sandstone or hard packed dirt with shitloads of chunky rocks sticking out of it

>>34781147
>I don't know, Chad. Sorry.
You two have a good hike. Enjoy the woods. Enjoy your bodies. Enjoy your lives. ;_;

>>34782565
how are your toenails?

>>34782508
or she would an hero

>>34782565
how many days did that take