>get ready to hang myself on my doorknob >roommate comes

>>34778748
[attention]
Here you go.

just kill yourself in a school bathroom faggot goddamn

>>34778774
Goodness. Reddit is here early today.

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>>34778774
Oh, look. Reddit's back.

Oregano

>>34778774
Dude, are you fucking twelve? Do you know where you are?

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>>34778748
I had this problem too. I didn't want to shoot myself in the head because I was afraid the bullet would go through the wall of my apartment and accidentally kill one of my neighbors.

Then, I tried to shoot myself in my car behind a K-Mart, and the security guards stopped me, call the cops and I was institutionalized.

>>34778748
if he doesnt sleep in the same room as you or is a heavy sleeper just hang yourself while he sleeps
otherwise just jump off a bridge

I plan on going out into the middle of the woods somewhere when I do. That way noone could stop me and it would be awhile before my body is found.

>>34778954
I wish I had a gun. It would make this whole thing a lot easier (probably).

>>34778954
>I didn't want to shoot myself in the head because I was afraid the bullet would go through the wall of my apartment and accidentally kill one of my neighbors.

legitimately this is one of my top 10 greatest fears, my neighbor is a normie but im scared one day he'll decide to get a gun permit, shoot the wall and instantly kill me.
t-thanks for being a considerate person, u r berry nice

>>34778748
>hang self on doorknob

fucking what

>>34779038
I thought about doing that, but the rope I have is only 6 feet long, which is barely enough for the noose, the knot and my head.

>>34778748
>>get ready to hang myself on my doorknob

Are you a midget?

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>>34778954
>>34779204
Sorry but that fear is hilarious, as if it would ever happen!

>>34779359
theres videos of people doing it and it's not the same as hanging from a noose

you basically tie it around your neck and lie down and let it strangle you slowly

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>>34778748
>Hanging yourself
Meme way to go desu.

>>34778748
>>34778954
Why cant you people go to the woods?

Or maybe seek help?

>>34779371
>you basically tie it around your neck and lie down and let it strangle you slowly

Until instincts kick in and you support yourself on your hands or feet

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>>34779362
>I am a European expert on firearms

http://www.nj.com/essex/index.ssf/2014/10/stray_bullet_kills_15-month-old_girl_in_irvington_apartment_authorities_say.html

http://www.kktv.com/home/headlines/Stray_Bullet_Travels_Through_Wall_Narrowly_Misses_Apartment_Occupants_118325699.html

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/boy-6-shot-dead-stray-bullet-fired-wall-cops-article-1.2156586

http://www.ledger-enquirer.com/news/local/crime/article64234397.html

http://www.wlwt.com/article/ohio-man-killed-by-stray-bullet-fired-through-apartment-wall/3535435

>>34779476
Holy shit, that is amazing. Why not aim up then, or is someone above?

>>34779404
ah but thats where the true test begins
if you really want to die, you won't fight it. wish I had a gif but there was one guy that died this way with a belt, he convulsed a lot but eventually got it done and just slumped to the floor before police got to him. fucking retard though, but if theres a will there's a way

>>34778748
>suicide by hanging
You realize 100% of these "suicides" are when somebody choked themselves too hard while fapping and their family covered it up, right?

>>34779476
rifle rounds do not give a FUCK about drywall