About to eat a salad for the first time ever. Wish me luck

DON'T DO IT ANON

YOU'RE TOO YOUNG

>>34778742
Are you on HRT? Most women (men) who transition eat lots of salads.

>>34778802
>Are you on HRT?
>women (men)

Die

>>34778802
normal people eat salad all the time though. not everything is about your HRT shit.

>>34778802

No, no. I'm trying to be healthy and not be fat. They say eating vegetables is good or something. I would cook them but I don't know how to use the stove, so I just got a salad mix at the store.

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>>34778742
Good Luck

How old are you OP? And why did you never eat a salad before?

>>34778881
28. I never ate salad before because I'm fat and eat nothing but junk food.

>>34778823
I'm sure you can figure out how the stove works

Get the recipes from one of those cooking websites for housewifes, check the comments to see if it actually works

reminds me of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGIMd3_LfY

>>34778915
Kek

So this is where the meme comes from, never seen that video desu

OP Here with an important update

the salad tasted gross and I was still hungry so I went to MacDonalds. If this is what I have to suffer to be thin I'd rather stay fat.

If I bake chicken and throw it in a lettuce and spinach salad it tastes pretty good. Throw on some bacon bits or croutons sometimes and it's ten times better, the salad sucks meme is old.

>>34779788
I wanted to suggest that too, but you were faster.
I would also recommend to try out different dressings, this makes the salad less boring