>wait at mcdonalds for 10 minutes
>"hi can I help you"
>"no"
and then I left
>>34768948
idk why but this made me laugh
+10 internets to you good sir
>hold the door open for some guy as I'm leaving a store
>he says "thank you"
>I don't say "you're welcome"
DEVILISH
>>34768948
>hold door open for girl coming down hallway
>she speeds up
>release the door just before she arrives
>smell ya later dumb bitch
>take a penny, leave a penny bowl
>leave twonickles