>he won't talk to you even though you're a roastie

>>34767608
confused

why do you even think that

and I know a thing or two about being helplessly trapped in your own head

>>34767608
He'll probably talk to you.. you just need to make it apparent that you want him to

>>34767608
why would anyone talk to a roastie?

>>34767725
Because they are all roasties one way or another
>Muh unicorn
>Muh virgin gf

You know this doesn't exist right?

>>34767742
if you talk to a roastie, they win.

>>34767724
I ride this dick 24/7- I could not be more obvious.

>>34767725
Why wouldn't you?
UUnmute me pls

>>34767749
>they win.
by frantically pulsing their hot wet cunts around your dick, I guess- yes. This victory's pretty beneficial.

>>34767752
>Begins back-peddling on his fragile beliefs
>This is probably bait

Guess it pays to not give people the benefit of the doubt even though I was insanely paranoid about not doing that 2 hours ago

Fuck I don't get life

>>34767749
>they win
This nigga fighting all the gotdam windmills ain't nothing you can tell him.

>>34767783
if you assume by talking to a roastie you can bed her, you are both a fool and a braggart

>>34767608
He wont talk to you.
You thought he would.
He made you a meme.
It was all a joke.

>>34767793
You're talking to the roast, and that is my end goal.
Physical culmination.

>>34767783
Yeah man atop being a braggart and a barbarian and a dirty libertine you sick beatnik millenial

>>34767806
So what did we just like do it or something?

What a rip off

>>34767809
>tfw no actual bongo slapping beatniks around with small yet defined facial hair decisions
I'd fuck those.

Subtle attentionwhore thread
Aw poor baby shes not getting attention for being a whore irl so she needs it from betas on r9k instead.
Whenever i think my life is pathetic i just take a look at people like you and instantly feel better

>>34767827
>what did we do it
>past tense conjunction requesting descriptive
>present tense verb supplying information
I don't like this at all, please stop.

>>34767850
>Aw poor baby shes not getting attention for being a whore irl so she needs it from betas on r9k instead.
Precisely.
You said I'd just get the attention because of the existence of my quim, and that was a lie.

>>34767854
So if I like asked you to do something to me did you do it?

>>34767854
what? did we "do it?"

>>34767878
You love to argue dont you, i called you a typical roastie attentionwhore and you agreed. That is all.

>>34767608
>WALKING TALKING MEME

What do you mean by this femanon

>>34767878
>You said I'd just get the attention because of the existence of my quim, and that was a lie.
But this thread is the very proof of that, you meme loving fuck.
Now make me a sammich.

>>34767608
http://www. baka.com.au/lifestyle/life/why-women-lose-the-dating-game-20120421-1xdn0.html

>>34767608
http://www.s
mh.com.au/lifestyle/life/why-women-lose-the-dating-game-20120421-1xdn0.html

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