Alright robots! Sit the fuck down, its story time! >Be me

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Alright robots! Sit the fuck down, its story time!
>Be me
>My little sister starts to date this asain guy
>Stereotypical ching chong
>Always made fun of him
>His family was rich as absolute fuck
>Always buying my sister shit
>Think nothing of it until he tells her he'll buy her a Porsche
>doubt.png
>He actually fucking does it
>Couldn't believe my eyes when I see my sister's new car
>At the time, I was driving a shitty 2003 Ford Focus that was going to shit
>Really wanted a Ford Camaro
>Realize that this was an easy opportunity to get it
>I was going to take advantage of the chink's wealth
>Realize I'm gonna have to earn his trust
>Try to win his favor by doing whatever he wants
>Basically his servant for several months
>Never revealed my true intentions
>Whenever he was around me, I would intentionally go to google and look up Camaros
>Keep dropping hints without directly stating what I want
>Fast forward to 3 months ago
>It was my birthday
>Being the socially awkward, high functioning autist that I was, I never had a party
>Browsing around /pol/ when I hear a knock on the door
>Answer it, but nobody's there
>Look down to see a note inside that says, "Look to your left"
>I look to the left, in the direction of my drive way
>There it sat in all of its glory
>A black 2016 Ford Camaro
>imustbefuckingdreaming.jpg
>Open my new Pride and Joy
>Find another note that says, "I knew what you were doing, faggot. You weren't even slick about it. Be fucking glad I'm with your sister."
>He may have been slightly pissed, but it didn't matter
>My plan was successful
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