>get this girls number >she asks for pizza in exchange

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>pic related
>send it to her
>"A deal is a deal"

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>for my r9kbros
>obviously it will take her a while to realize shes been tricked
>decide to play it out

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>chat cap 1

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>chat cap 2

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>chat cap 3
fuck timers

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>chat cap 4:GOTY Edition

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>chat cap 5: Prepare to Die Edition

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>chat cap 6: Scholar of the first Tendy

>lying on /r9k/
shit tits. would not bang desu

>>34764983
Not bad anon. You get one (You) from me for the tits

>>34765180
thank u anon, origami oreos

Keep posting the messages. Shit is hilarious.

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>>34764965
This is actually pretty clever. Vague but with enough substance to actually work. Pretty devilish desu senpai

These pizza thots are everywhere these days

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>>34764946
>>34764983
You're doing God's work my man. I hate girls who think they can do shit like this and get away with it. Thanks for not taking her shit and getting back at her in a super clever way like this. That's mischief I can appreciate

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>>34765071
>httphtmld

my fucking sides

did you meet her in real life, if so hilarious
otherwise kys

SHE TRIED CALLING ME
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

what the fuck is going on in this thre...

What the FUCK?

get some pussy pics broh

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>chat cap 7

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>>34764946
Fuck the nudes, the conversation is killing me OP.

This is golden, nice and og thread OP

>>34765140
> shit tits

Um, that is what normal tits on thin grill look like. Thin women with large breasts are rare. Normally, if you want large breasts they will be thicc... if you are into that.

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>>34765483
Good thread op, this shit is gold.

Get moar pics doe

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>>34765483
you ordered the pizza but she didnt give you her address? where'd you send the pizza OP? hmmmmmmmmm

>>34765529
Those are a cup tits. Thats not normal. Is a 3 inch dick normal on a manlet?

>>34764946
Op you are a flawless human being, never change you are a perfect origional poster.

>>34765562
She gave me her address, I just made the order page in MS paint and put her address on it to fool her

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>chat cap 6.5

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>>34765483
>>34765562
>>34765593
holy fookin shit she is dumb, she asks you too prove youre a hacker by finding her address she already gave u

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Bump

More need to see this
I wish I could post this entire thread to /r/4chan but fuck that they don't get to see this gold filthy normies

>>34765623
i think thats her idea of a joke. not sure.

good thread, op!

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This thread is absolute gold thank you so much OP

>>34765623
actually she gave me her actual address, I spooked her when I alluded to her parents home

>>34765609
I love you op

this is probably original

ask for more pics

>>34765684
this
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
yes it is faggot

This is the best comfy thread I have seen in a while

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>chat cap 8: The lost tapes

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>chat cap 9: The final chapter

I think this might be it boys

>>34765566
I guarantee you that she is a B-cup. You do realize that cup sizes are about ratios and not about total breast size, right? Most thin women are an A or B cup i.e. 6-7" larger circumference around the breast area vs. just below the bra.

If you think she is not attractive enough to have sex with you will never have sex with 3D. That is solid 8/10 material.

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>>34765810
Fuck you, OP.
It was her turn to get pizza

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put my cat in the screencap pls

Very nice thread, a pleasure to read OP

>>34764983
more pics? original tbhfamamammama

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>>34765012
>>34765032
>>34765046
>>34765064
>>34765071
>>34765082
This is one of the best things I've seen on r9k recently. Good show

>>34766002
That cat has herpies

>>34766222
thank u anon
origami orientals

>>34765071
I laughed so damn hard. Thank you OP

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>>34764946
>>34764965
>>34764983
>>34765012
>>34765032
>>34765064
>>34765071
>>34765082
>>34765483
>>34765609
>>34765798
>>34765810
>Madman status: absolute
Thanks for the keks

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put me in the screencap too when this is inevitably posted on reddit

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>pizza thot
I love it.

>>34767279
No, don't put him in the screencap, put me here. I know this swedish faggot who reads /r/4chan

Adrian, you're fucking gay

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>>34765810
>Will you be angery

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this was a top quality post
pls includ in screen cap for r/4chins

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>>34765609
>Pizza thot

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>>34764983
I have those same towels.

>>34765502
Here's a (You) for the Midori pic.

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Oh my god this thread is fucking gold

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>>34764946
You've earned this OP.

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>>34764946
This is quality OC. A damn good thread Opie. Here's a (you)
And an extra (you)

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>>34764946
PLZ ODD MUH BENIS IHN SCREENCAB!!! :DDDDDDDD

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Threads like this are the reason I wade through hours of garbage threads. Bravo anon.

>>34765810
Call her and record on vocarooo cuck

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>>34764946
mischief/10
you are the hero we need, OP

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so goes a good deed in a weary world

You know she can sue you with these new revenge porn laws?

>>34768464
>Try to get free food
>Use your body as currency
>Can create legal troubles because they share the image
>The responsibility is not placed on the person who used their body to attain free pizza, nor the camera that took the image, nor the application used to share the image, but the person who received the image is at fault
So this is America huh?

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>>34764965
>>34764983
>>34765032
>>34765046
eggsalad work OP

>>34768595
If the person shares that image without consent, yes.

>>34768642
Considering the fact that the only evidence this victim has was that she put her address in (since OP hid her number. Probably knew one of you guys would text her, linking to this thread), is it really worth it for her to acknowledge one image and embarrassment for some payout?

I'm not disagreeing with the law, I'm just saying it sounds so stupid when applied to real life situations with girls on chat apps

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>mfw this thread
R9k once again shows its worth

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This thread really tickled me
Thanks OP, you're pretty ok today.

>>34764965
She believes anyone uses Discover cards? What a retard.

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Damn she's fucking stupid lol

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I had a good time, anon.

Today's the day OP was heterosexual as fuck