>1000 word essay due on Tuesday >haven't even started

You have trouble writing 1,000 words?

>>34763397

It's a meme. Lurk more.

>contemplating suicide over 1000 word essay with 5 days to complete

Good luck passing college
Better apply to dominos now, could be a manager by the time you fail out of school in

>>34763408
Man, there's been nothing except 'fembot' and alpha male threads lately.

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>10 words essay due next month
>haven't even started yet
>I don't think I'll ever finish it

>>34763355
>one paragraph due in four years
What's the least painful way to kill myself?

>>34763355

>major in english
>have extreme trouble writing 4 double spaced pages

It doesn't get any easier. Work construction

>>34763355
>6 quintillion word research paper due in 1x10^(-999999999) attoseconds
>haven't even started it

Literally just end my life.

>>34763355
I know this is bait but this post is 23 words, just spend the equivalent time of 43.47 posts and you're golden.

>>34763355
>tfw 300 words in by the end of next week

A-am I going to make it lads?

>>34763602
Nice autism you got there kiddo :^)

>>34763355
start it on tuesday morning

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>500 word essay due yesterday
>Finished it early and got a good grade 2 days ago

>>34763355
Look at the bright side OP
It could be 2000 words, but it isn't!
What's the topic?

>>34763355
We had a timed essay once in my english class. I came in late, had only 15 minutes to do it but I wrote the entire thing in 15 minutes and passed.

What the fuck are you doing

>>34763355
1000 words isn't even that much?

Are you in high school? How is your problem writing and not algebra or some type of math?

>>34763355
That's fucking nothing. I did that today and edited and refined in just under four hours.
It's literally nothing dude, you go this.

Bro I know people who write 6000 words in an afternoon

>>34763783
>How is your problem writing and not algebra or some type of math?
fuck off brainlet

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>have to choose favourite vowel and write it down before the heat death of the universe

I'm not going to make it guys

>4 word essay due in six years for math class
>havent even written the first letter yet

Welp I guess I failed that class

BRO that's nothing r u in highschool lmao
Once I wrote an entire ESSAY in just TWO(2) days