>favorite internet personality quits work >doesn't

>>34762440
Samson looks fucking awkward

>>34762440
Is that samson?
When did he cut his hair?

>>34762484
That's like- the POINT.
I just want zany characters, we used to have zany kooky wackos who'd do all this weird shit so we droogs in the peanut gallery could yuck it up.

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>>34762518
this was years ago, he sent it to his gf (this broad) because he was real mad. It's a classic sperg spook-em-up.

So often I feel like the only one left.

I am just slowly growing out of this place as it deteriorates in quality and I gain more wisdom. it will probably be a long time before I'm completely gone, but expect my presence to gradually decrease

samson was a 7/10 qt what happened

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>>34763378
Why did so many aspects of this place have to wither and rot away?
It was truly good and unique.
I really feel as if the entire internet is becoming progressively shittier.

>>34763447
He's still remarkably handsome, with a long face and sharp features he can afford to add weight to his face more than most people.

>>34763459
>I really feel as if the entire internet is becoming progressively shittier.
it absolutely is. all news is now at least somewhat fake, original content on so many sites has been replace with shitty clickbait, and everyone is getting increasingly dumb and angry. at this point, I'm actually kind of hoping for societal collapse, it would at least make things interesting again (and fuck things up for the globalist criminals who own everything)

Is samson the guy that always posts the drinking threads?

>>34763378
>things you said in 2012

>>34762440
Jake lmao whats up

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>>34763378
>tfw couldn't harass samson off r9k
Sorry.

I hope Vyro and Fish are having better lives being away from the tripfag lyfe.

>>34763459
Draw me another cactus. The last one for my collection

>>34763605
he is, I've tried but nobody responds because I'm an unlikable loser.

>>34763624
nah, back then I would make dramatic threads about leaving permanently, then be back in a couple weeks at most (usually motivated by some person or event). now, I'm just losing interest in this place, of my own volition. again, I'm not saying I am actively planning to leave, just that I will naturally decrease my posting here over time.

>>34763758

You will ultimately just post as anon if you ever decide to. It happens to alot of tripfags.

>>34763758
why dont you cut your hair like you had it in OP samson

>>34763674
Wrong.
I'm a fucking lunatic and my life is getting worse every time I do anything.

>>34763834
It's probably because when cared for his hair is gorgeous.
Etymologically his hair is an interesting thing to consider- both his given name Absalom and his trip name 54m50n have biblical roots of characters who met a downfall due to their own coiffure.

>>34763674
>Draw me another cactus. The last one for my collection

>grab sheet of paper
>find page of disgusting comic I made and didn't finish
>decide to not draw for a while

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>>34763899
Sounds bad, randomanon.

>>34764176
postit

>>34764324
You were only talking about 2 possible people. Are you retarded?

>>34763827
nah, I'll keep my trip, at least when posting on this board, I just won't post as often
>>34763834
because I hated having short hair
thankfully, my hair is now around the same length it was when I cut it
>>34763928
both were also powerful, capable people though, due in no small part to their luscious locks. my names represent a duality of sorts, both success and defeat, which in many ways is how my life has gone personally

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>>34764349
The absence of their tripcode to that post adds less credibility to it. Not enough for me to attribute it to them.

>>34764435
A lot of people want to impersonate Fish huh?
Got a whole line of people waiting to impersonate me

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>>34764324
>postit
it's not even a comic, basically.
You're gonna regret this.

>>34764645
what is even happening in this? some guy hiring a hooker?

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>>34764645
These last four panels are obtuse as fuck, it's this disgusting prostitute flipping its own mass over.
Gross.

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>>34764688
>some guy hiring a hooker
in their gay ass alien culture, hookers and prostitutes are the same thing.

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>>34764760
Hookers and therapists I mean.
This is all drawn/written in me-speak so basically nobody is gonna pick up on these autistic scribbles.

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>>34764807
After this there was a montage of broad heading back to a formative childhood wank experience.
But I couldn't decide on specifics and drawing adolescent dongs was giving me the creeps so I quit.

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>>34764807
Were they are on a break?

>>34764972
she was just a fucking whore, and pulled the standard military gf/wife bullshit.
But the hooker therapist says what needs to be said for closure, for 550 credits she better.

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Samson reminds me of Jackson C Frank, lets hope he doesn't end up like him.

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>>34765158
I could see it happening.

>>34764807
>>34764760
>hookers and therapists are the same thing
that is actually not a bad idea, I feel like psychotherapy would be much more effective with a physical connection added
>tfw SJWs and religiotards have joined forces to make such a reality impossible

>>34765158
>tfw my brother went to college in the town where Jackson died
funny how similar people often end up having odd connections to each other

>>34765437
I got the idea after giving this hitchhiking hooker a ride and ending up in her unheated unlit dilapidated trailer, we got to chatting and I ended up spilling out my entire life story to her. I felt fucking amazing for weeks afterwards.
Literal whores are not that bad all of the time.

>>34765499
How old is your brother and what does he do?

>>34765504
IMO, they're better than regular sluts. at least they are honest about what they do, and they're accessible to almost any guy with enough cash

>>34765953
Her power was totally out, she seemed entirely lost in the world. she was scrounging fuckimg frozen food out of dumpsters- yet she offered some to me. I never ended up checking up on her or anything.
I hope she hasn't died in the interim.

>>34766126
probably not, but who knows? anything can happen in this fucked up world

>>34766533
I am too autistic to deign what we owe others in this world, but I am often worried that I am left in debt of the hooker.

>>34766656
meh, if you encounter her again, give her something, but otherwise don't lose sleep over it. the social contract does not require tracking people down just to repay them for a small favor