Autistic stuff you did in your life >licking the computer

Set multiple alarm throughout the night so I wake up and enjoy that it's not morning yet

>>34760513
Created a shameless rip off of lotr with me and about 3 other hopeless spaz friends when I was like 12. We used to write and swap poorly written stories of derring-do over MSN and use exercise books to write bios and skill trees for our respective characters and then spend the entire weekend (apart from sleep and stuff lol) going into the nearby woods and making up quests that as previously stated weren't even imaginative like "destroy the magic stone" which would be a glass bead from someone's coffee table display.

We all moved away shortly after at roughly the same time so I'll always look back on it with a kind of Stand by me nostalgia

wear short shorts (male) to feel the breeze on my legs

>>34760624
Oh and we stopped hanging out with one of the kids cos his dad caught him shoving a radish up his ancient dogs arse

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>>34760513
holy shit you just reminded me of all the gross/autistic shit i did when i was a kid.
>licking the computer screen with a hot/nude girl on it
I licked my computer screen daily because it tasted good. It was absolutely disgusting. I also stuck all of my buggers to a wall and my mom never made me stop until we got a new house.

Used to imagine I was a robot from the terminator movies. like I would walk all janky and imagine I could see targets and code scrolling down my field of vision. never told anyone though.

>>34760513
When I was >12 I believed women where oppressed in the western world. I was raised by a vocally feminist mother, and didn't question anything she said simply because she was my mom.

>>34760513
I use to lick are old tv when i was like 10 so it would shock my tongue

>>34760513
I had this old wool blanket and I would rub my dick in some cotton sweatpants I had on it until there were sparks from static electricity on my dick

now I have an electrostimulation fetish and I have to hook up a D-cell to my dick just to get off, go figure

>>34761329
i loved doing that too

>>34760513
>not liking the super hot, semi-nude girl on the magazine

the good ol' days of a libido with the force of a thousand suns

>>34760513
I never licked it but I kissed it and rubbed my dick on it. Can I stay?

>>34760663
Holy fuck, this. Only sport I was good at as a kiddo was cross country running, so I've always had running shorts(basically male short shorts), and they are literally the single most amazing piece of clothing. You haven't lived until you have been in public wearing only bright blue short shorts and shoes. They are an entire outfit in one tiny piece of fabric. You can be skinny, /fit/, thicc, they just fucking work on everybody.