Red flags for guys >he doesn't use an Oxford comma >he

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>he wears running tennis shoes with jeans
>he has a wireless mouse
>he buys his dog dry dog food
>he doesn't open his window at night and places more blankets on himself when he sleeps
>he doesn't wear shoes in the house
>he doesn't have dim able lights in his house
>he doesn't have black shoes
>he doesn't own a pair of funny underwear
>he doesn't have the same color cloth hangers
>he doesn't have conditioner
>his room is either super clean or really disgusting
>when other people yawn, he doesn't
>he doesn't know how to throw a football properly
>he holds his bear by the waist and not the neck
>last but not least, his penis and height start with a 5
That's pretty much it, if any guys fail to do this, I instantly drop them.

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>>34759932
>he doesn't open his window at night and places more blankets on himself when he sleeps
I actually do this oddly enough.
>he doesn't own a pair of funny underwear
I own no underwear pretty much. Full commando in joggers for me. Although I do wear underwear when its dress pants and stuff.

Interesting list though.

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>he's shorter than 5'7"
>he's taller than 6'2"

>>34759932
>wearing shoes in the house
you're a disgusting monster of a human bean.

>>34759932
>>he doesn't wear shoes in the house
>americans

>he has no gaming PC
>he claims there's hardly any difference between a .FLAC and a .MP3
>he prefers to use Phyton
>his Magic: The Gathering games usually take longer than 5 turns
>the only mustard in his fridge is some low quality brand like French's or Heinz
>he eats more meat than vegetables
>he can't run 3 miles in under 30 minutes
>he fucks around too much during soundcheck
>He prefers piracy to owning physical copies or legally obtaining digital copies

>>34759932
Why the fuck would you wear shoes in the house?

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>>34760082
>he buys what he can get for free

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>>34760044
>>34760073
>>34760085
I love it when they do this, it lets me know he doesn't care and will place his mark anywhere. Nothing turns me on more than a man not giving a fuck about simple stuff.
>what are carpet cleans, takes 15 minutes.

>>34760151
What a waste of time

hhdhdjdj

>>34760082
>he prefers to use Python
there's literally nothing wrong with this