>go through entire life thinking you have a 5 inch penis >Feels

>tfw only 6

>>34756852
please share proper measuring technique senpai

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>tfw measure dick wrongly but dont know i did it wrong
>7 inches
>measure correctly
>8.5 inches
7 inch dicklets btfo

>>34756852

>muh only 6.02x5.34

I wanna know how to measure correctly too. Which one is the standard way?
Is it bone pressed or not? From which point to which do you measure?

>>34756888
Measure from the side starting at the public bone

Push down through fat and hair until you reach bone

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>>34756932
>from the side starting at the public bone


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>don't give much thought to size of my dick
>it's just a normal dick
>one day be comparing dicks with a friend
>realize I'm actually pretty big
>he gets really excited because mine is so much bigger than his and I have hair
>he asks to suck it

yep

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>>34757056
>>one day be comparing dicks with a friend
I don't have any friends, is this a normal thing?

>>34757084
yeah, if you're 13.

>>34756852
Why does it matter, you'll never get to use it anyway

>measure correctly
>gets bigger

lol that's not how you do it

>>34757125
I already have bud

>>34757139
Spotted the brainlet

This about what you said

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>measure correctly
>still a sub masculine dicklet loser

>>34757151
GET THE FUCK OUT REEE NORMANSCUM BEGONE!!

>Literally nothing has changed besides your internal perception
>Tears of happiness now
You should apply this lesson to other aspects of your life

>>34756852
What is the correct practice to measure ones dick?
I measure from base to tip on top and i'm 7".

>>34757237
Perception is everything

If you think your Chad you become Chad.

>>34757258
any part that can you can ram inside someone should be included.

>>34757288
Yes that is exactly my point, and integrating this would cut this board's userbase by half.

>>34757292
so most robots have 0" penises?

>>34757390
right. if you don't use it, you lose it.

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>>34757390
>so most robots have 0" penises?
top fucking kek!!!!

>>34756932
you don't push down through the fat you faggot. If you clit dick is buried under feet of fat it's of no use

>>34756852
>go through entire life thinking you have a 7 inch penis
>Feels good man
>learn how to measure correctly
>penis was actually 6 inches the whole time