Help /r9k/. How do I defeat my (one sided) rival? >inb4 autism

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Anonymous 2017-02-09 10:21:50 Post No. [Report]

Help /r9k/.
How do I defeat my (one sided) rival?
>inb4 autism
He is this normie with decent facial aesthetics and also a manlet. He says he is smart and High IQ but was completely freaked out when i asked him details and proofs for his claims.
I need to defeat him, and i may need some ideas, He is fucking obnoxious and deserves death, If it wasnt for laws, i would have killed him already.
How can I SHOW HIM MY SUPERIORITY, MY POWER, HE NEEDS TO KNOW IM BETTER AND HE WILL KNOW THAT I AM HIS GOD.
Help me, robots, please?

Anonymous 2017-02-09 10:26:49 Post No.34756667
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Anonymous 2017-02-09 10:26:49 Post No.34756667 [Report]

>>inb4 autism
This is an extremely autistic thing to do. Especially to have an "arch enemy" or something like that

Anonymous 2017-02-09 10:28:35 Post No.34756709
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Anonymous 2017-02-09 10:28:35 Post No.34756709 [Report]

>>34756667
In that case i dont care about the autism
I just need him broken and gone

Anonymous 2017-02-09 10:30:06 Post No.34756731
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Anonymous 2017-02-09 10:30:06 Post No.34756731 [Report]

>>34756531
Castrate and blind him. Then you will have achieved your dominance.

Anonymous 2017-02-09 10:30:37 Post No.34756740
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Anonymous 2017-02-09 10:30:37 Post No.34756740 [Report]

>>34756709
Challenge him to a duel for honor, and show him how he's a normie

Anonymous 2017-02-09 10:30:58 Post No.34756751
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the best way to defeat an enemy

~~is to make a friend~~

Anonymous 2017-02-09 10:31:21 Post No.34756757
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>>34756531
>inb4 "anon did you post about me on /r9k/? Ha you autistic fuck"

Anonymous 2017-02-09 10:31:41 Post No.34756760
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Anonymous 2017-02-09 10:31:41 Post No.34756760 [Report]

Mount him to show dominance.

Anonymous 2017-02-09 10:34:37 Post No.34756815
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>>34756531
Haha, fuck you - the King - will never be as great as me and you will never have the greatest dodongo in Hyrule.

Anonymous 2017-02-09 10:34:37 Post No.34756816
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Anonymous 2017-02-09 10:34:37 Post No.34756816 [Report]

>>34756731
Im not sure about blinding him but i've had strong urges of poisoning is food
>>34756751
I could never be a friend with a being so vapid and simple
He is a meme at this point
>im siooooo introverted
>no sexx for 1 week SAD

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>>34756751
Everyone knows an enemy is just a friend you haven't made yet.

Anonymous 2017-02-09 10:47:00 Post No.34757089
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>>34756531
Fuck him in the ass, OP.

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