THE ONE AND ONLY TIME A GIRL WANTS TO SUCK MY DICK I CANT KEEP

Lol silly gay boy

>I've been a robot all my life but somehow a girl got interested in me, we've been dating and she tried to blow me.
thinkgen

>>34756280
I can edge for hours*

>>34756300
Sure I jerked off to traps before but I'm off it. Ffs I get hard when I kiss her hello

>>34756307
Was expecting that comment. I'm not the worse of robots, maybe I achieved cyborghood but I scored extremely low on the normie test before I met her

>>34756366
Ya op but then you notice she's not a trap or a dude so you go soft. Clearly lying to yourself.

>>34756406
I get hard when I eat her out nigger, that's quite the opposite of being gay

>>34756280
Lololol you're destined to never have a gf ever. Have fun staying a robot

>>34756429
>eating a woman out
>claiming you're not gay

I guess you didn't have a dad around to teach you what society really thinks of men who eat pussy. You're gay.

>>34756280
You probably just had performance anxiety. It happens. Tell her you were nervous because she looked so good down there and you'll probably get a second chance.

>>34756366
>Stop fucking edging.
>Stop death gripping your dick.
>Stop being a fag

There you go

>>34756280
it means you're softie

it's like expecting ice cream but its boiled

>>34756682
I did tell her, she said she'll try again. I feel like I have to get fully hard first because I'm not sensitive when soft

>>34756599
I beginning to feel that way actually

>>34756805
Just do some foreplay, mane. Maybe have a couple beers first to relax yourself. You'll be OK.

>>34756946
Thanks senpai. The thinks she's doing something wrong too...

>>34756946
Lmao ya anon get really fucked up. You're dick will work

My cousin finally got close to putting it in recently. He couldnt keep it up for shit.

I'm to shy to stick it in. I stutter, freeze and shake. I literally can't so I dont try.

I want to assume its all the porn we've seen and its ruined us but theres something more. My cousin were in Asuras wrath mode trying to get his dick solid. He said he were considering ripping it off and destroying it after the failed attempt.

>>34756280
I love getting my flaccid sucked. If she laughed at you she's a terrible female. Ill never understand why girls think it has to be hard to suck it.

>>34757528
ew

fuck your limp short penis

>>34757528

Right? Please share these feels.

>enjoy getting flaccid sucked
>girl starts to suck flaccid
>enjoy the sucking
>flaccid quickly becomes erect
>can no longer enjoy the flaccid

>>34757634
I hate this feel. I love it when the girls flops it around her tongue like she's sucking a jolly rancher.

You're just not used to it. How retarded are you to expect everything to work out the first time? Just keep trying faggot

>>34756280

Despite what you might have heard, a proper blowjob requires a good degree of skill. I never got much out of them until my late twenties.

I remember once in my early twenties, I was with a girl I was incredibly, madly in love with and considered her an absolute 10/10, sucking my dick and literally begging me to cum in her mouth and it was all I could do to stay erect. I would have cum in under 60 seconds from regular sex with this girl, she just gave a shitty blowjob.

It wasn't until much later when I met a girl who actually knew what she was doing that I was even able to orgasm from them, much less enjoy them. Don't worry lad, your gf's just shit at giving head. Consider it a good thing - it means she hasn't had much practice.

>>34757634
Fuck, I can't stay soft long enough for any of this

>>34756280
you didn't really want it after all

wait until you are older

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>>34757665
>she's sucking a jolly rancher