>2017 >still not vegan Why haven't you taken the

>>34755241
Not a virgin, but cancer is my plan, yes. Or heart desease.

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>>34755241
>red pill
call it the green pill

and I have taken it already, I have logically considered the alternatives and realized the vegan diet is clearly the best

1.) vegans can be short and 2.) veganism doesnt cure everything. anyone can get cancer.

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Because I don't fucking care about anything; there is nothing that has objective value.

>>34755298
>veganism doesnt cure everything. anyone can get cancer.
however, the incidence of cancer is lower in vegans

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3565018/

a statistically significant difference exists

meat is a class 1 carcinogenic, this shouldn't be news to anyone

>>34755241
Veganism is dietary self loathing. Life is far too short to abstain from any worldly pleasure, and if you love yourself, you'd realize this. Vegan guys are almost always the lowest testosterone guys I've met in my life anyways.

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>>34755241
>vegan
sorry I'm not a woman

>>34755278
>I-I'm n-not a virgin!
lel if that was true you wouldn't feel the need to defend yourself as if it was an accusation aimed at you specifically.
True non virgins like me don't feel the need to brag about the endless pussy I swim in every night.
Last night I banged this dudes gf, she was still a virgin and claimed to be waiting for marriage, turned out she was waiting for a big sexy vegan cock that isn't limp from clogged meat arteries.
Just one of the many perks of being red pilled (AKA vegan.)

Vegans die at 40 because there was a strong wind outside and their bones broke in a million pieces.

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>>34755294
Veganism is the final RED pill

>>34755419
WEW it must be terrible to be so blue pilled.
Well I guess you don't realize, ignorance is bliss

>>34755326
Nice cop out faggot. Even Nietzsche repented on his deathbed

>>34755488
Steaks are bliss.

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>>34755241
I bet your parents wished the saying "you are what you eat" was true. So they could pull the plug on you filthy degenerates.

>>34755339
cancer is lower in vegans simply because anemic people don't get to live to the age that most people get cancer :)

>>34755339
Literally everything is cancerous these days who gives a shit

>>34755419
>Vegans die at 40 because there was a strong wind outside and their bones broke in a million pieces.
>>34756148
>cancer is lower in vegans simply because anemic people don't get to live to the age that most people get cancer :)

not sure whether or not you guys are serious or just memeing
but just in case you are serious, vegans live longer on average

>Vegetarian diets are association with lower all-cause mortality and with some reductions in cause-specific mortality. Results appeared to be more robust in males. These favourable associations should be considered carefully by those offering dietary guidance

>>34756221
Other things may be cancerous, meat is as well.
Meat eating populations have a higher incidence of cancer than vegan/vegetarian populations.

>>34756303
only weaklet fags can't handle meat and get cancer from it

i come from a long line of hardcore eaters of animal flesh and i can tell you that i have no direct ancestor 7 generations back who has died earlier than age 85

>>34756303
The radon accumulating in my basement is going to kill me long before stomach cancer from beef will ever have the chance to. I will stick to my burgers, thanks.

>>34755241
Are you taking your fucking overpriced EPA/DHA supps anon? You didn't forget about iodine, r-right?
But seriously 85% plant based and 15% fish is perfect, I personally eat some eggs or meat like once or twice a week. Works best for me.

>>34755382
>faggot
Sorry m8 I don't have literal cancer.