Tell me about your first time drunk. Oh and the first time you

>>34755219
First time I was drunk was like a week and a half ago. I felt like I couldn't walk properly and I had to cling to the girl that I was with because I keep feeling like I was about to fall over.

>>34755235
You have to be over 18 to post here SENPAI


First time I got drunk was 11 years ago.
Me and ny friend went to some big family gathering in the village and we drank ahitty vine all night.
The first time I liked was about a few months after that.
I was blacked out on a bench and my friends kept trying to stuff down an old bun down my mouth to help me with my drubkeness.

>>34755384
Some people get drunk above legal age. Mine was at 20.

>friend invites me to a bar for saint patrick
>he was there with some friends himself
>beer ia dirty cheap
>bar gives us free shots
>talk all nigjt about politics with some colombian girl
>make out with some fattie who was studying electronic engineering
>discussed some guy's future in his band
>talked in english (not my native language) with some other guy from my country
>eventually they kick us out
>somehow found the bus stop
>remember puking in the bus
>somehow got home
>apparently came home siging loudly some RHCP cuz roommate was there with his gf and I woke them up
>got asleep while taking a shit in the bathroom
Pretty complete actually

I was 17, i was doing shots of vodka.
Did about 6.

I was all fine and dandy, i played video games with my friend all night. Nothing special.

I never been sick, i'm 19 now.

>>34755219
I had a bit of a headache and felt nauseous. My personality didnt change at all but i felt a bit dumber. Would not reccomend.

>>34755219
I was 18 and and living solo working at KFC, my down stairs neighbors were actual strippers and wanted to get me drunk and they did. Kept feeding me mixed drinks with captain morgan and lots of weed. I blacked out on their floor and I woke up naked in my apartments bathtub with one of them keeping an eye on me I ended up puking in a ice chest sucked, pretty sure I wasnt raped

>>34755639
My friend black out naked taking a shit on the toilet was funny as hell

>>34755702
Uumm.. anon you were naked in a bathtub and passed out? Youngot diddled M8, they were prob washing the cum out of ya boipussy.

drunk or buzzed? because I always do my best to just get buzzed.

It's nice, I feel warm but in the morning I can feel my liver processing it so I don't drink often

First time I got drunk was with some friends in a basement. We were playing a 2v2 WH40k and I didn't make it to the end of the game. We also watched Paper Towns and apparently I made some pretty funny comments.

The first time I puked was a couple weeks later in uni. It was Friday and I got drunk dancing to high school musical with another sober friend, my drink at first started 80-20% Dr Pepper vs alcohol, by the time I puked there was no more Dr Pepper in it.

Both of those things happened during my first year of uni when I was 18.

My 21st birthday two upperclassmen friends took me out to drink. They bought me a margarita, a shot of tequila, and the second bar we went to gave me a free pint of miller lite.

First time I puked was probably after drinking with guys from my gym.

>>34755219
>first time you puked from drinking
Not drinking but

>found cigar
>waited till 2 am
>walked to central park to sit and smoke in silence
>listen to vesti la giubba
>get too into it
>feel like big boss
>smoke past stogie
>toss
>try to stand
>legs btfo
>by the time I get to curb cookies need tossing
>vomit my guts casually embracibg street lamp like its my last friend in the world

>>34755801
How safe is central park at 2am?

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I was drinking vodka very quickly. I remember being unable to stand, vomiting for what felt like a long time, then I woke up the next morning after falling asleep outside in a field feeling not very good. I spent the next day laying around and throwing up and it was a couple weeks before I drank again.

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>>34755219
>Went to visit family last summer
>In Newfoundland so the main pass time was drinking
>Don't talk or participate in social coversation
>One night decide I'm just going to accept any drink offered to me.
>7 beers later and I'm pretty taken
>Involved in conversation
>Relatives ask me what I want to do in the future
>Say I don't really like doing things... just wanna sleep as often as I can
>Get weird looks from normie relatives
>One stacy says something like "You can't just do nothing all the time. There must be something you wanna do.
>Respond no there really isn't
>Get more pitty looks
>People stop talking to me
>Drunk me is confused
>Conversation winds down. Go back to hotel and pass out.
>Wake up next morning full of feelings of shame.
>Bury face in hands
>Go back to relatives for breakfast
>Don't say anything. No one talks to me.

And now I only get drunk alone

>>34755219
First time drunk was at a friends cottage six years ago when I had 11 straight shots of vodka and fell into a garbage can.

First time I puked was a couple months later when I came home from a party and vomited all over my bedsheets then spent the next day hung over scraping shit off them. Still can't drink Heineken to this day from that night.

>be 15 year old Scot
>sneak half litre of vodka into a halloween party (put it in water bottles so parents wouldnt see)
>down it all within 30 mins of getting there, dont gag, it just burns
>"it hasnt hit me yet"
>get challenged to shots of gin with a chad as a joke, win and embarass myself
>it hits me all at once so im put into the drunk day-care room with other drunkies
>find a bullwhip that was part of someones costume
>stumble out of the room and lash it at a qt
>she herds me back in and i grab a guitar
>insist she let me teach her chords while I play her a song
>puke in a woven basket
>someone phones my mum for me to pick me up after about 2 hours of being there

>she sits me down in the kitchen where i puke, cry and demand that nobody judges me, including my cat
>mum takes me outside to walk around garden in order to 'sober me u[' but i collapse in a bush

>next day
>no hangover

ah what it was to be young

>me, 15 or 16
>friends thought it would be fun to get pissed on a 'beach'
>literally just a gap in the trees next to a dirty river
>get pissed on cheap beer and parent's cooking alcohol
>start a fight with a guy over some girl I fancied at the time
>bottled this guy and fell in the river
>some other guy pulled me out and we started chatting about how cool the number 3 is for some reason
>slag asks me if I want to do anal with her, decline
>mum comes to pick me up, go home

>senior year of high school
>I don't really have 'friends' but I'm kind of on the periphery of this big group of marching band friends (I wasn't in the band myself)
>at a new years party
>people start talking about going somewhere to get drunk (couldn't at the house we were at)
>my parents are out on vacation - offer my house
>first time any of these people have been to my house, suddenly I'm the center of attention
>I put on some Queen and get out a bunch of my parents' booze
>start drinking shitty screwdrivers
>worried that it's going to wear off and leave me sober so I keep drinking more
>I'm fucking hammered
>start singing along to Queen
>call this girl I'm in love with a bitch over and over again for avoiding me
>go to the bathroom and puke into the toilet while a guy I barely know looks after me
>I tell him he's a good guy
>pass out in the bathroom
>next morning can barely even lift my head from the hangover nausea
>loudly vow to never drink again

>be 15
>at the beach with friend
>drinking vodka with juice
>he breaks my cup while playing so I start drinking from the bottle
>black out
>wake up in a parking lot
>puke all over my hair and clothes
>start jogging back home
>the sun was just rising
>find dad in the street
>was looking for me
>lost cell phone
>someone calls me to retrieve it
>end up having to clean a puddle of puke and apologizing to a family cause I fall asleep in front of their door without my pants on after trying to get inside and screaming
It was a good night but my dad was a dick for a long while after that.

>>34755830
Im what people call african american

19, normie roommate had a party. We drank whiskey and the normies smoked weed. I went full bottoms up twice without thinking. 2-3 minutes later I started feeling really hungry so I ate like a madman. I got up to grab some sauce and felt really dizzy. I lost my balance. I thought I'd caught a 2nd hand high from the dudeweedlmaos. I didn't know I got "drunk" until years after.

>>34756336
years later? did you not drink since or what?

first time i got drunk
>was 14
>a rich kid (rich but not chad, he actually was pretty loser) from school invited us to his big ass house
>since his parents weren't there we thought it'd be the perfect occasion to get drunk
>we stole his dad's beer and liquor and drank it
>eventually during the night his parents did come back and caught us in the act
>for some reason they didn't care at all
>rich kid was really overreacting to alcohol maybe because he was 14/15 (maybe it was placebo or some shit idk)
>was acting like a retard on all fours, making tiger noises and saying i want the tiger seeex
>other retard kid was laughing his ass off and trying to stick the little hockey sticks up the rich kid's ass
>recorded it
>send it to his friend (girl) he was possibly interested in
>got suuuuper fucking mad at me
>never talked to me since
>unfortunately i lost the fucking videos because he made me delete them

first time i puked
>17 first "college" (different than college where i live) party
>was more like a chilling than a party, about 20 people, tipsy at most
>we play smash 4, 8 players
>between each round, when everyone where fucking around, changing characters and team, I ran back to the kitchen and drank a small glass of vodka
>ended up drinking like 7 or 8 small glasses (probably the equivalent of like 15 shooters or something)
>i was the loudest most annoying motherfucker at the party
>people just wanted to chill and play videogames and I was all up in their faces talking about how cool they were
>run to the bathroom throw up with incredible precision in the sink, not one drop goes out of it
>fuck yeah i'm amazing
>i think i need a bit of fresh air
>go on the balcony, lay down
>half-asleep i start to puke on myself
>they bring me to a bed, where I probably puked even more
>wake up with my clothes all puked up, but them in the wash while I go take a shower
>it fucking hurts
>start to throw up bits of pizza, feel like absolute shit

thats about it

>>34755219

>15 years old.
>At grandparents cottage in thousand islands, NY
>Fully stocked bar
>Wait until everyone goes to bed
>sample everything
>Proceed to vomit all sampled items into toilet 20 minutes later
>Awake with massive headache and lectures from parents
>Don't drink again for another 3 years.

>>34756359
not even a drop, fambuka.

next time i got drunk with whiskey was at age 22, felt really good and warm. then i moved on to beer cos whiskey would make me puke a lot.

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>>34755219
>19
>mom buys a 2L bottle of 13% wine
>I chug it all over the course of 2h
>vomit all over my bed due to having too full a stomach
>permanent stain on the mattress
>wake up with no hangover the next day
>she's impressed

and that's how we knew I was destined for alcoholism.

I've never been drunk and I'm 21. The only alcohol I've ever had was just wine and champagne with family members. I feel like this is one of the reasons I'm a KHV, because it's seen as very bizarre in America if you're 21 and don't drink.

> be me
> be 15
> i live in france and they bar owners here dont give a shit
> had like 3 shots and two pints of beer
> was with a lot of friends since this was new years eve
> parents pick me up drunk
> they say nothing, and actually are pretty nice and start teasing me about my tipsiness
> stay in bed the whole next
> iwillneverdrinkagain.exe
> drank like 2 months later

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>>34756236
>>34755801
>black robots can go to central park in the middle of the night without getting robbed, but not me

Check ur black privledge

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>18
>Finish sixth form
>Get invited out with a bunch of fags to a pub to celebrate results, manage to sneak a 2 liter bottle of vodka in a bag.
>Challenge fgt. chief to drink the vodka with me
>Drinks around 750ml, passes out and has to get his stomach pumped by an ambulance
>Drink the rest, pissed as fuck, try to make out with the bar made before being thrown out
>Wake up, vomited all over myself. Clean, go to the pub again and apologise to the woman.
>"It's okay, you're kind of cute anyway"
>Mfw

>>34756634
>be white
>sitting in central park with black friend
>another black guy acting suspicious
>walks up to my friend
>tilts his head up
>friend does the same
>they both beat me and take my wallet

>>34755445
I find that extremely hard to believe

>>34756634
I cheked it.
Sorty I brought it.

https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?visual=true&url=https%253A%252F%252Fapi.soundcloud.com%252Ftracks%252F304141289&show_artwork=true
heres a thing

I scared a couole crossing thr street when I did too. I didnt even wretch.
It was a quiet disturbing vomit.

And they speed walked past me when they saw how fucked up my shit was.

I felt like it was part of the script.
Like I was a down on his luck MC in a pulpy graphic novel faithful to the idea of being a robot.

I also hailed a cab for the first time becase i actually couldnt fucking stand.

Cigar sickness is a hellava druh

First time I got drunk was in high school. Only got minorly drunk with the other members of the improv team, and nothing really came of it. Just a chill time with chill dudes.

>>34755219
>first time drunk was at 17
>parents made me sign up to a school trip to Germany
>go there
>one night my classmates take me to the pub
>have shots and cocktails
>get drunk and start hugging and slapping people

As for puking
>be nearly 19
>uni
>finally made some friends
>we go out to some shitty club
>start downing drinks
>drink triple vodka with coke in less than 2 minutes
>do shots
>shit gets hazy
>black out most of the night, but remember the most embarrassing parts, such as falling over and getting kicked out of the taxi
>somehow get home, don't remember that part either
>do remember stripping naked and promptly throwing up in the toilet
>was standing up though so the puke splattered everywhere

It's horrible. I still drink because I love it but I'm never getting black out drunk again

>be 16
>In Germany for a yearly vacation i do with my family [still do]
>legal age to drink there
>Last day before the flight back home
>29 year old Uncle from Germany and my Dad go pub hopping in Cologne
>drink like 6 beers worth of pubs
>"barely feeling it"
>Whole family scheduled a dinner at a larger pub later tonight
>arrive to the pub, light buzz
>sit down, family of 12 orders a whole keg for everyone
>down about 8 more pints in less than an hour
>"Leave me alone, I'm not even drunk
>finished eating a giant ass meal, laughing my ass off at everything
>Mom yells at me for drinking too much
>I get up and storm outside, finding a couple in the streets making out
>I run up to them and whisper "Faggots"
>run away laughing
>run back inside, family leaving
>we get on the train back to where we stay, I pass out.
>Wake up the next day at like 5 in the morning, no headache or anything.

Since then, I've been drinking a beer like once or twice a week until college with my parents during dinner.

>be 13 years old
>have sore throat
>mother gives me rakia+honey
>rakia=highly alchoholic drink
>"anon this should fix your throat! "
>get drunk from rakia,giggling and shit
>noone noticed

>>34756874
noice one matey

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>>34756746
>they both beat me and take my wallet

>be depression listless
>people see no fucks given emotionless serious guy because race
>use this to favor protect my white polish friend in middle school from popular niggers
>we had opposite roles online as he was a hotshit roblox player in the builders club

>tfw i counterfeited cool by refusing to stoop to other black kids levels just to look out for my white friends when in reality i was just sad with an identity crisis

>one day I was late and they got to my friend before i could stick up for him

>realized being involved probably only ever made it worse for him

Im fucking sorry tom. Despite everything I actually looked up to him in a lot of ways.

>>34756058
This sounds Scottish.

>>34757010
thought the same when i read it, reminded me of the stories some friends up in stornoway always told

First time drunk
>Sleepover at friend's house; I'm 13 or 14
>His parent's liquor cabinet is unlocked and they barely ever drink
>Friend steals a bottle of Captain Morgan around 11 when his parents go to bed
>We have 3 shots each while drinking Coke
>Play Halo all night and suck at it

First time puking
>Have really high tolerance, been drinking regularly for around 10 years but never puked once
>Watching hockey with a buddy
>We make a dumb drinking game out of it
>Friend stops playing after 4-5 beers
>I end up drinking 14 beers in 2 and a half hours
>Drink even more after the game when some other people show up to hang out
>Drink around 20 beers and a bottle of champagne over a full night
>Game is over; friend is going to drive me home
>I get up and my stomach lurches violently but I don't puke yet
>Walk outside to friend's car and then I feel it
>Run over to neighbor's yard and throw up in their bushes
>Walk back to friend's car and he asks where I went; he didn't even notice I threw up
>Drive home, go to sleep
>Didn't even have a hangover the next day

>>34756792
Oh, and first time i puked from drinking was when i sat down and drank 7 beers in the span of 30 mins

>11 years old
>parents out for some reason I can't recall
>older brother and his friends are hanging out in our basement
>they're all 16-17 but got a fuckton of alcohol from somewhere
>Im still a retarded kid and want to hang out with them
>they're drinking and laughing, I go down into the basement
>my brother calls me over, tells me if I want to play ps1 with them I have to be cool and not rat them out
>agree, and they continue their drinking
>they think it would be hilarious to get me drunk
>talk me into literally chugging a whole water battle of vodka
>retch but finish it
>they're howling with laughter, so I start to laugh too
>start to feel it, immediately get the spins
>memory gets very fuzzy here, but remember projectile vomiting half-digested hotdogs across the room
>black out
>wake up the next morning in the bathroom with my dad
>no TV or vidya for 2 months
>brothers and his friends don't let me play mortal combat with them anymore
I turned out to be an alcoholic though, I've been sober 2 years

>>34755219
I don't remember it.

>>34755219
>first time
was at a friend's birthday party, was really nothing special, we hung out in his courtyard and had a good time
>puked
I had a meetup with like twenty guys from /int/ in a uni dorm in a city an hour from where I live, I vomited in a strangers toilet and then blacked out with memory loss later, I woke up in the morning with vomit over my clothes and hair and went home and took a shower, and then had what felt like derealization symptoms until a week later. All in all, I had a really good time and wish I could do it again, but that country general went to shit later

>first time drinking
already don't remember
>first time puking
sat down on a couch in the middle of a college party and projectile vomited into the middle of the room. no one was hit but it was pretty filthy

>>34756675
I was only 18 three years ago and I would have probably needed to get my stomach pumped drinking that much. Now I can drink a litre and be fine in the morning. I wouldn't remember getting into bed but yeah..

My story:
>be around 14/15
>friend has a party
>drink lots and lots of beer
>ask this weird but qt girl if she wants to be my gf
>she says yes
>we kiss a bit in the kitchen
>I throw up on my mate's shed
>talk to girl the next day about how I was just drunk and I didn't like her really
>she understood, took it pretty well

Thinking about it now, this really set a precedent for how much of a scumbag I would be like when I'm drunk

First time I got drunk was at an uncle's wedding, i came out to my Dad and my grandparents as gay.