>go to sports clips to get a haircut for first time in 5 months
>I give the hair cuttress my requested haircut, I wrote it down on a piece of paper prior, and handed it to her
>hair cuttress tries to talk to me, I ignore her
>she leans in and her breasts get close to me face as she uses the clippers on the top back of my head
>I get a boner
>she notices and calls the police
>writing this from my jail cell right now
What do I do
>>34753717
rot in prison you freak
>>34753717
Should have cummed on her face.
>>34753717
Calling the cops for getting a boner after rubbing her breast all over your face? If she's cutting hair, she shouldn't be wearing cleavage.
Women are evil sluts
protip: next time rub one out before going out.
>>34753717
What was illegal? You didn't touch her, did you?