>14 year old sister is better at dota than me >I've

>>34751721
fuck her in order to assert your dominance

mmr?

her mmr?

how many hours you have played?

favourite heroes?

>>34751721
Hang out with her more and see how she plays

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>>34751721
have you taught her how to do stuff
if she gets told the stuff that it took you time and effort to learn as soon as she begins playing, it stands to reason that she has a better base on which to build her skill at the game

>>34751738
>mmr?
5500
>>34751738
>her mmr?
high 6k

>>34751738
>how many hours you have played?
like 5k in dota2, more in wc3

>favourite heroes?

QoP, SF, invoker, tinker, storm

>>34751721
Looks like you need mana transfer from your sister.
There are a few ways to go about this but the most efficient way is kissing.

>>34751810
tell her to go pro and become her manager

>>34751810
She probably isn't actually good at Dota. I added a girl from here who was 7k or some shit, 1v1d her mid 5-6 times and won very decisively EVERY time, even though I'm around 5k. Some people just are lucky as fuck with mmr.

>>34751912
sounds like you're butthurt because she's better than you. girls can be better at video games than boys, wow

>>34751912
bitches get carried and boosted by betas

>>34751912
dude I've 1v1'd her a bunch of times and she always shits on me, and most of the time she doesn't even play mid when she queues, she plays safelane.

>>34751912
>1vs1 mid tells your skill level
maybe she played support to climb so she wasn't good mid or something?

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>>34751912
>>34751945
>>34751958
No one boosts up to 6k. Maining support doesn't get you above 4k.
Lmao at you virgins to be honest. This is legit funny.

>>34751945
This, same reason why streamers have high mmr, basically team mates becomes far more agreeable and co-operative if it's a girl or someone famous

Compare that to having 4 russian cykas who feed the courier on cooldown

But I guess having 'charisma' also counts as skill

>>34751976
I've climbed to 5k playing support 90% of the time and offlaning the rest. There are very high mmr players that play mostly support in pubs too like Jerax for example. And I'm 100% sure that you can buy a 6k account if you're willing to drop enough money.

>>34751978
True to some extent, leadership is extremely important, especially in pubs, and if you have people who don't listen or don't even understand english, it's a losing battle.

>tfw this scenario is giving me a tingly feeling in my dick
why is incest inversion of dominance so hot fellow robots?

>>34752099
it's just making me jealous as fuck of op having a qt dork imouto that he plays doto with

>>34751933
>sounds like you're butthurt because she's better than you. girls can be better at video games than boys, wow

girls are funny, get over it!

>>34751721
>older brother lets me beat him in dota
>he then shitposts about it on /r9k/
>I tried to get him to get help because spending 10 hours a day on /r9k/ isnt healthy
>he then screeched and reeed at me yelling gibberish and something about chicken tenders

>>34752109
Wouldn't it be nice to have a cute 14 year old imouto that's strictly superior to you though?
>play dota, she's double your rating
>drop out of uni, she took her masters
>discuss philosophy, she understands hegel
>you can't drive, she bought her own car
>draw stickmen, she draws like da vinci
>go to gym, she curls your deadlift
>attempt to talk to girl, she swoops in and charms her, they loudly bang in her room a few hours later
All the while being helpful and caring?

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>tfw I exclusively played CK all the way up to 5k MMR

>dota
>2017

>>34753600
>tfw I miss playing dota with my friends
i had like a dozen people in my circle, and now I've lost contact with everyone except one and a half

>>34751721

>3k hours in csgo
>never got to global

Might aswell give up