>tfw wake up at 3pm >grab some food >shitpost aaaah

>>34750343
Y so late?

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>>34750343
My dad is a self employed graphic designer who works from home on his own terms and he make $150,000+/year.

>>34750343
Who pays for your tendies and electricity?

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>>34750540
mummy and daddy do

>>34750574
How do you live with the shame of being a burden after everything they've gone through to raise you? What are your plans for when they kick you out or can't afford to pay for you anymore?

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>>34750723
i didn't ask them to bring me into this life

they are the ones who made me so they have to take care of me

my mummy wouldn't kick me out anyways im her little good boy ;)

>>34750783
what do you do when they die?

Question: Do you grow more wisdom the longer you stay NEET?

I have been NEET for a year and hold fuck have I been more redpilled now and learned so much than when I was in school for 12 years and wagecucking for 2 years. Shall I go another year?

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>>34750806
when they die i will just kill myself

>>34750839
yes we have all the time in the world to learn new stuff

unlike wagies who do nothing but slave away the years for shekelstein

go another year neet friend

>>34750343
The reason we robots are shunned, is because of statements like these. Society teaches us, "those who do not bend are disposed of." Society wants us to work in a cubicle for 40 years, pay taxes, get married to some 4/10 Stacy, have ugly asshole kids, have 99% of your shit stolen by said Stacy, then die, all the while generating money to feed to the inflated avatars of greed known as our governments.

Society is fucking stupid. Normieness is overrated. Do what you love. Keep your waifu. But do not kys. Live, as spite towards everyone.

"Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call love is just a chemical reaction that compells animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades; leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it, your parents are gonna do it, break the cycle, Morty, rise above! Focus on science." ~ Rick Sanchez, Rick and Morty, 2014

>>34751199
>Do what you love
Starve or freeze to death because you can't live on happy thoughts and love alone.

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>>34750343
This IS the life. I agree.

>>34751320
Not with that attitude. When things look bleakest, is right before the good. "It's always darkest before the dawn" is applicable here.
Have hope. Live, if not for yourself, then for those who love you. Family, friends. If not them, then as spite, as a protest towards civilization. Live on pure anger alone.

>>34751392
I need expensive medication on top of food and shelter. I can't survive without wageslaving.

>6:30 AM
If only

Anyway, I know I sound like a wagie trying to rationalize, but I'm lucky enough to enjoy what I do. If you wanna sleep in and shitpost, go ahead. You're a big boy (for me) and I can't stop you. Some people like what they do for a living, and the money is just a nice plus.

>>34750401
Yeah but he had to bust his ass to get there.

>>34750574
They aren't embarrassed by having a worthless, shitbag leech son?

kys yourself right now my friend

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>>34750343
Remind me the day your parents had enough of your shit and kick you out.

Im surprised at the wagies getting triggered by this thread

>>34750343
Everyone would stay in bed in the warm and not bust their ass all day and go home exhausted.

But everyone stops working, what happens? The country you live in collapses. No more free money, no more food distribution, healthcare, etc

and my boss's name is mr.burns, ya bum

As for the last part of your pic, OP,the places I've worked have always been smaller businesses and I was always doing the math in my head trying to figure out how the fuck the owners made any money. My first job which I am going back to in the spring, the owners are pouring money into it and getting fucked over, k am paid to basically do nothing. Even at my new job where I work fairly hard, I feel abd for the owner because he worked his ass off doing all this complicated stuff to actually create something, and I wonder if he even makes a profit.

Call me a cuck but honestly, if there were no jobs America would be fucked, don't pretend there isn't a balance between employer and employee. Fucking union libxucks should be gassed, they just hate people who actually put the work on a platter for them. Try actually surviving,in capitalism where you have to convince people to pay for your services. Yeah, that's what I thought.

>>34750893
you don't have the balls to off yourself

>>34751540
>but I'm lucky enough to enjoy what I do

How did you do it anon?

>>34750343

I'm an airline captain. My job is mostly uncomfortable, intense, and stressful. That being said, the things I love about my job vastly outweigh the uncomfortable parts of it, and it gives me a sense of purpose bringing people safely to their destinations.

>>34751886
yeah and you must feel like a fuckin boss flying a plane around eh

>>34751672
>Make an abhorent thread
>People call you out on it
>haha f-fucking r-ragie w-wagies amirite? haha..

When are you gonna hang yourself?

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>>34751790
Well I'm an aspie, so I love fiddling with mechanical things, always have. In high school I took shop class because I wanted to know how engines and stuff worked, and from there I realized I could do this for a living. Graduated a year ago and just about done my first year apprenticeship as an auto mechanic.

I used to think being a turbosperg was a curse, and in some ways it is, but it's brought me a lot of happiness in my life too.
>pic related, yesterday's job

>>34751199
>quoting a cartoon
Most delusional and autistic post I have read all day... even for /r9k/

>>34752645
>cartoons are for children
People thought this for a while. Then The Simpsons came out and kicked them in the balls. Now people don't think that. The media by which stories are told does not matter.

what about us in the service industry that go into work from 3pm til 11? i have all morning to do whatever

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>>34750893
just do it now you degenerate, underdeveloped parasite

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>>34753813
that's kind of mean desu

i don't want to kill myself right now

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>>34753883
you should
people who have never had to work or struggle in their lives usually end up weak and incapable. then they're crippled under the weight of real life and die.
just kill yourself now, it'd be the first and last contribution to society you would make. it'd be the first and last nice thing you did for your beta parents too.

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Lots of ragie wagies here. The wagie is the lowest form of human, cucked from the day he first drew breath. The wagie takes pride in his slavery to shekelstein, in love with the fact he is pounded daily in his ass. The wagie is not human as far as I am concerned, long ago having given away his humanity. Laugh at the wagie when you can for he is the scum of the Earth.