How badly did I fuck up? Should I just kill myself? I'm

>>34749685
Just off yourself asap friendo

>>34749685
I know this is bait but what kind of fucking autist would think this actually works?

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>>34749706
You don't think that I already want to?

>>34749685
Nice bait. Why do autismos even do this, if you accelerate from 0 to 1000 in one second your vehicle will be blasted into a fine mist.

depending on her level of self esteem, she could think you're taking the piss. best to send her more long confessions about your feelings to clear up the misunderstanding.

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>>34749685
suicide is probably your best bet. take a few normie with you on the way down tho to make up for this cringe worthy shit.

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>>34749718
>>34749727
It's usually the last ditch effort I think

>>34749739
Maybe I should, thanks for the advice anon. She's not replying to me right now though.

>>34749727
Probably because they've been going through it in their head for months on end so they think there's been a buildup when on her part it's just a extremely clingy text message from literally who

>>34749754
space them out a few hours apart. that will give her the chance to hear the notification if shes busy.

>>34749685
Anon please, effeminate love confessions like this never work. Relationships need buildup.

>>34749685
hope you like the friend zone retard

Wow. I wonder what would happen if the roles were reversed. Most guys would probably be floored. Telling a girl something a guy would like to hear is kind of gay though dude you probably fucked up.

>>34749685
Why do people do this shit?

>>34749685
I would have stopped after "before I go to sleep"

Everything else just makes me cringe since it should only really be said AFTER you've already been in a relationship for a while. And that "thank you" ending

I don't even think suicide could save you from how fucking awful that sounds.

8/8 b8 tho. Made me bite.

>>34749872
Nah, when Chad or Brad wants a girl they just ask her out.

Women can sense when you're attracted to them, so its better to just let them reject you right off the bat then to continue.