Quick pop quiz /r9k/. 1. Where are you supposed to divert your

>>34749433
Do the shark stare, look above the normies' heads or somewhere in the distance ahead of you. Try it. The normies will instinctively move out of your way because you're not engaged in protective behavior.

Then try this - look normies right in the face when you walk towards them. They'll instinctively know you're in defensive mode and they'll gladly let you do all the dodging.

1. I just look around and at anything or anyone that looks vaguely interesting.
2. Move them normally, maybe place one on a backpack strap or in a pocket from time to time.

>>34749433
Tbh i just pretend i saw something in the sky/traffic. Sometimes i have a hood so that covets my eyes a bit

>>34749475
Post proof, going outside is hard

>>34749433
>Where are you supposed to divert your gaze when you walk?
Wear a watch and look at it everytime you want to divert your gaze. If you don't like to wear one, then fake a yawn and look up while covering your mouth, after that look anywhere else.
>What do you do with your hands?
If you're wearing a jacket, hands in its pockets, it's comfortable and doesn't look weird. If not, then just move your arms while you walk, I guess; I don't really know, I always wear an overcoat to be able to keep my hands in the pockets, and it's always cold where I live.

Eyes on the ground and hands in my pockets. I know thats the autistic way, but its the only way I know how to walk.

>>34749433
1. Look at the ground
2. Arms folded

>>34749475
I stare them in the face but never dodge.

>>34749573
Unless you have a vagina, look like a 9/10 model and have massive boobs, that's hardly endearing.

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When somebody attractive walks by me on the sidewalk, I do this thing where my lips start to fidget and it looks and feels really awkward, so my only option is to make the face in pic related.

1: look at girls asses
2: my hands on my dick


3: gets arrested

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>>34749433
1. I look everyone in the eye for a full two seconds, attractive females go first.
2. My hands sway with the opposite leg.

If walking is hard to you, maybe you should considering a bleach cocktail.

>>34749536
then why do you even need the knowledge if ur not gonna apply it

I never leave my house so I don't have to worry about that.

Directly forward.
Thumbs on waistband
Wide stance
Slightly smug face

>Look every guy in the eyes without blinking, don't alter path no matter what.

>Turn head 90 degrees pretending look at buildings/parked cars/etc. when a girl walks toward me, get so nervous I forget to breathe properly. Hug building to minimize chances of brushing against them.

Why the fuck do I do this. I come over as an autist-rage mode guy to men and as a serial-killer towards women.

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>>34749433
>he doesn't walk backwards everywhere he goes

>>34749536
>>34749475
I usually look down. Even though that is presumably beta behavior people always move out of the way if you look like you're not paying attention to them.

>>34750096
You sound Iike a big guy.

>>34750357
>if you look like you're not paying attention to them

exactly

the fag who is the more invested bears the burden of moving out of the way

that's why you gotta walk like a blind tank

>>34750411
4u4u4ufambigbigbigmanguymale

>>34750278
you know it
walking backwards is the only way

>>34749433
I'm originally from a small town, so if I'm just walking by one or two people and it's not a crowded sidewalk I'll wave, smile and say hello.