>dad is making me choose between joining the military

Join the army, who knows, you might get lucky and die.

Failing that you have access to firearms

I was in a similar bind so I joined the National Guard. Huge mistake.

Go big or go homeless.

read this story on 4chins once

>anon is NEET at 20
>his father walks into his room and pulls out a coin
>"okay anon you gotta work. if this coin lands on tails, you'll become a fireman. if it lands on heads, you'll become a police officer"
>his dad flipped the coin and it landed on tails, so anon became a fireman

tru stori

Why not join the military? Actually seems pretty fun honestly, just gotta get in shape.

>>34748509
Score high on the ASVAB and you're in the good shit. Got a 98 and was getting calls from recruiters a lot. Ended up not doing it though since I couldn't be a pilot

>>34748509
He's forcing you to go do something. Why don't you just get a job and pull your weight around the house, give them some monthly money and they'll shut up.

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If you're gonna join a terrorist organization, why not join one that lets you decapitate people and marry children?

ISIS is serving U.S. interests anyway; that's why they created it.