>go outside >hair gets blown all over the place >lips

>>34747954
I'm not even exaggerating, they use a SHIT TON of products. They have a reputation to maintain, unlike you, so they obviously value how they look more

>>34747954
I just use moisturiser in the winter, does hair blowing around really look that bad I've never really thought about it?

>take off my hat in the winter
>hair is full of dandruff and it's fucking gross

Usually I can hide it by removing it for 1 hour home before I go out, but this time I'm fucked.

Fuck people with perfectly normal bodies.

>>34748580
>dandruff
>Fuck people with perfectly normal bodies

You're fucking delusional if "people with normal bodies" is considered someone without dandruff.

>>34747954
This shit is funnier the longer I look at it