Can you robots help me cope with the futility of ever finding

>>34744594
>family name

...who cares?

>>34744787
I care. It's one of the first family names even to exist and it's been nobility ever since then.

>>34744807
who else cares

>>34744813
Not many, but I can make them care given the chance

>>34744807

I doubt it. If your parents set your life up in such a way that doesn't guarantee that you'll be reproducing, you aren't nobility. You're a shitty peasant like the majority of people

>>34744821
I know what you mean, I could have been anything too if I had the talent

>>34744830
That's what happens when the branch of the family tree moves to the American innawoods. Another branch of my family tree, WAY back when, resulted in Muhammad Ali, descended from the guy who sued people for their plantations. We've been pseudo-jews since forever

>>34744813
Your parents, usually.