Why don't YOU have a gf? I don't have one simply due

>>34742087

m-me too

those are my exact reasons also

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>>34742096

G-get your own waifu. She is CLAIMED.

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>>34742087
u-uh... yeah. count me in one that one too. standards too high. right. haha... that's the reason i'm like this.

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Sugar sugar
Ah honey honey
You're my candy GIIIIIRL
Cant get a gf like you

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Tfw if i can get cancer somehow i can get a date with my waifu via the make-a-wish foundation.

WHY HAS NO ONE THOUGHT OF THIS YET

>>34742300

I mean the Dream Foundation since i'm a grown man.

T-they'll give you a date with your waifu if you're terminally ill r-right?

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>>34742087
>never talk to anyone
>never leave my house except to go to class/lecture/food
>anyone who talks to me out of pity has trouble keeping a conversation going past hi, because I get nervous and answer questions with one word, then ask the exact same question worded the exact same way back
>they notice my autism then avoid me like the plague for the rest of my life
feels bad man

>>34742087

Wait wut. Maggie went qt tomboy

>>34742087
I have a wife, and am happily married. Don't feel the need for a gf.

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I am not attractive and I don't have money/personality to compensate.

Also I am not willing to be with a girl I dont find attractive just to have a gf.

I've made peace with being a loner

I literally do not talk to anyone.

I get by an average day in college saying less than 50 words

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>>34742411

Where have you been for the last year? You don't deserve her for not paying attention.

>>34742501

I dropped this show around season 3-4.

Shane is my favorite.

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>>34742527

Look like i'll be going from robot to Maggie's new beau.

I can get get a pity kiss on the cheek i bet. You just watch!

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>>34742087
I'm stupid, unpleasant, boring, ugly beyond belief, and just generally a waste of flesh.
I'm also very mentally and emotionally unstable, so even if we ignore why I will never get a girlfriend, I shouldn't ever date simply due to how unfair that would be to the theoretical "her".

>>34742637

Geez, you all are some sad sacks. Why aren't you chain smoking now so you can go out with your celebrity waifus? That's what i'm doing and i'll be dying happy that's for sure.

Don't worry about me. I'm snug as a bug.

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>>34742087
My first and only girlfriend left me after five years together, right before I planned on marrying her, just out of the blue telling me that she didn't love me any more, also being totally unwilling to even try and work things out. It's not all bad, though. She wanted to stay friends! Isn't that great? Who wouldn't want that, after all?

Now, I have no ability to trust and love ever again, and will probably die alone.

>>34742748

Now you've learned your lesson and better for it.

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You've offended us all op and now you must die

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>>34742774
It's especially great because it was conveniently right after I'd provided her my maximum amount of usefulness. I was used up and not necessary any more, apparently.

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>>34742784

I j-just wanted an excuse to gush about my waifu though is all really.

Literally cannot find other grills attractive bc i love her and she's coming back sunday.

>>34742845

Yep. Leaves ya high and dry once you peak in being a provider and start showing the smallest sign of neediness.

I don't even dream about having anyone anymore. I am alone

>>34742087
>No girl is interested IRL
>no-one replies on dating sites/tinder.

I'm 6'1, but fat.

>>34742879

She's pretty cool. No woman stays a waifu for long though.

>>34742912

Cry me a river. Losing weight isn't as hard as gaining it so you must've put in a lot of work. Put down the doritos and mountain dew.

>>34742721
So... you're an insect and women won't love you because of that?

Fucking shallow sluts.

>>34743141

Women don't know love except the love for their children.

>>34742978
>Losing weight isn't as hard as gaining it so you must've put in a lot of work
Are you an idiot?

Gain weight:
>Eat tasty shit and do nothing

Lose weight:
>Eat tasteless, unappealing stuff and move a lot.

I had a knee then hip injury as a teenager, meaning I had to stop sports and exercise and had a shit diet at home.

I've actually lost 45kg in the last two years, I have plateaued a bit here and there but have lost 15 in last 5 months. 20 to go until I'll be happy-ish. Would just like to wear large/XL size clothing.

>>34742087

I'm not interested in relationships tbqh

ps how rustled would you get if maggie joins negan's harem?

>>34743266

I wouldn't care because it's not real and i'm getting a hug and kiss from her one day when i'm dying.

Me:1000
Negan: 0

>>34742087
The one that I loved decided I wasn't enough anymore and that 2 years of me trying my best at loving her despite the fact I wasn't allowed to leave my house wasn't dedication. The fact that I spent every dollar that I could on her. The fact that I needed some space after I finally left the hell hole that was my home. The fact I got pissed when she hung up on me when I tried to tell her this. The fact that she cheated on me twice and I forgave her, yet she can't forgive me. That's why OP.

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I had a dream with her in it. I was the new kid in school and immediately popular for some reason. I was confused but rolled with it. I didn't know i was dreaming. I was confused how my life was awesome when I don't remember anything prior. Then Lauren Cohan ran up to me begging to follow her to her car so we could discuss our lab project. I guess I was her lab parent somehow. She was rubbing on me and shit. I was so happy and then I woke up.

I really hate how a lot of my dreams still take place in school.