ITT we post things that boost our self confidence >girl I

>>34739188
>fucked a girl
>still posting here
I think you need to leave.

>>34739188
I was able to have conversations with two qt girls the other day and made them both smile and laugh genuinely

>>34739188

your mom said she liked my dick better than yours

Got a (You) on a Malaysian BGA reballing forum

How big is it? Mine is 16cm and it looks kinda small. Maybe it's because I have thick manlet thighs and a bit of fat.

>>34739210
this board is overrun by chads

At least i live alone.

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>>34739188
>look at myself in mirror
>look pretty good, but waaaaay too skinny
>same day, at party, girl says I make skinny look good

>>34739250
6 inches, but she insists that it's longer

>>34739188
>Not a KHV
You're lost pal, /b/ is what you are looking for.

This is a male virgin board.

>>34739210
Even Eggman has had sex

>>34739296
>This is a male virgin board

So virgins are really scum

>>34739312

What does that change?

He doesn't belong here if he has had sex. I don't understand what the problem is?

When people at work greet me instead having me do it first.

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>>34739333
You stuck your penis in a washed up whore, you truly are so much better then I.

Pathetic

My co-worker told me I was a good employee and added value to the store.

She was obviously lying, but still it's the thought that counts

>>34739389
She was a virgin m8. Still crazy about me.
But keep posting your smug animoo.

Pathetic

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this girl really seems to like me and is going to drive an hour and a half to meet me next week
probably gonna fuck

I have grinded on some hot girls at clubs.

Is it more beta to never get in to that situation, or to get in to these situations and still be a fucking virgin?

>>34739188
>>girl I fucked said my dick is above average

"Above average" shoooooo lad, I woulda killed myself by now

>>34739188

a friend of mines girlfriend said she liked the music i make

>>34739426
I am sure she was, doesn't change the fuck that she is an imperfect bitch, you're lying to yourself for chasing a modern women.

But the fact of the matter is that your kind doesn't belong here, never has and never will. You're so desperate to be part of a underground community that you hang out here.

You can pretend all you want but you're a normie, and always will be.

>>34739523
>You can pretend all you want but you're a normie, and always will be
You say that as if it's a bad thing

A girl asked me out once.

Different girl asked me if I wanted to see her tits.
>I said yes
She showed tits then asked if they looked good.
>I said yes
She then asked if I wanted to touch them
>I said yes

>While touching her boobs I asked if she wanted to have sex.
She said no....

At least I got to touch some boobs.

>>34739523
Holy fuck is this real?

You have some serious issues. What is an impure bitch?

>your kind
>desperate to be part of a underground community
>underground community
>4chan

The sheer amount of delusion here is unsettling and actually fucking scary, you have a lot of issues, I just hope you're young enough that you can still sort them out. You will be happy one day anon, at least I really do hope so.

>>34739543
it is, you might be a cool and get lots of pussy. But at least I am not lying to myself and chasing after the illusion that modern women are worth while. I am not living in bad faith, you are.

>>34739188
>girl i fucked
>unless used in the sentence "girl that fucked other guys/chad/tyrone
>fuckingnormiesiswearonmytendies.mov
so sad to see how low /r9k/ has fallen

>>34739465
Fat
But go for it

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>>34739560
>>34739188
>>34739222
>>34739267

GTFO YOU NORMIE SCUM


ORIGINALLY COMENT BECAUSE 4CHAN IS FAGGOT

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Lifting for 12 months now, lots of people call me "big boy" now. My mechanic i haven't seen for a year today also said 'What's up big boy".

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the prostitute I fucked in tokyo said I had a big american penis.

When will normies leave us alone?

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>>34739646
>fat
probably not

>>34739578
>Holy fuck is this real?

Yeah it is real.

Modern whores simply aren't worth the effort, going after them would just be a lie to yourself. Normies are the real delusional ones.

And why are you here anyway?

>>34739739

Did you talk to her on the phone or see her in video chat? Because if so then you're good to go.

>>34739701
When we start bullying them.
>he actually needs someone to compliment his penis to feel good about himself

>>34739762
To add to the discussion.

I want you to seriously explain the philosiphy behind what you just stated.

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>>34739188
>girl I fucked

That's all. You don't need a boost of self confidence because you had sex. The fact that a woman found you attractive enough to get naked with her and let you put your penis inside her means you even have a semblance of self confidence

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>barber strokes my ego and calls me funny when she's giving me a haircut

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i haven't killed myself yet

no way that comment would've been original

>>34739188
>lasted 45 minutes with a girl
>she stopped breathing a couple times
>completely awed by my sex skill

I guess grandad wasn't that good in the bedroom

>>34739523
>doesn't change the fuck that she is an imperfect bitch

Im not looking for perfection. Anyone who is will end up driving themselves crazy. Cheers m8

>>34739188
I didn't want to kill myself for an hour

>>34739799
this applies to everyone though. plenty of women have no standards.

>>34739188
>Girl I fucked
Normie pls fuk off

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>>34739786
okay look at the example in pic related as an example of women that are worth while.

But I just use the BDM as an example, I am not a Nazi. I wouldn't last Hitler's Germany. I think that chasing after a women less then your idea of perfection is not worth it and is lie to yourself. If though hypothetically a robot from here was to find his perfect girl then he would leave this place forever and leave us be.

>>34739777
nice trips
no, but i searched her phone number on facebook and it goes to a real profile.
as a fatty i wouldn't really mind if she was fat anyway. as long as they have a cute face and aren't mentally retarded

>>34739267
>Party
Where the hell did you all normies came from?

>>34739355
This isn't wizardchan

bloxx

>>34739962

>unironically arguing that normies are welcome on /r9k/

just stop

>>34739962
I know wizardchan has a much different culture, It's practically asexual on there. Non-virgins and normies still don't here belong though.

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>>34739931
Another example of my point.

>German youth girls were indoctrinated with the three Ks Kinder, Kirche, Kuche (Children, Church, Cook). They were from the start transformed into loyal and loving housewives.

>>34739931
Now tell me how on earth you find the "perfect girl" without pursuing?

Assuming the perfect girl is rare, you MUST pursue so called "imperfect" women to find the perfect one.

The only other way would be a ridiculous amount of stalking, which is just so much more effort it's even less worth it.

If you think that chasing potentially imperfect girls to find the potentially perfect one is a waste of time, then there's nothing I can do to change that, you'd have to experience being with someone to understand.

However, your idea of a perfect woman is very shallow, and somewhat misogynistic, there are many many women out there today who are braindead drones who will cook, clean and look after the children for you, while you play WoW or league or whatever.

>>34739188
old ladies keep telling me i have nice hair and that im handsom. it helps for a couple of seconds then i remind myself their opinion means nothing.

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>>34739188
Whenever I feel single I open up my dating profiles. It's impossible for me to be single, since I'm a girl.

>>34739975
I'm not.
Or well I suppose that depends on your perception. Having lost your virginity doesn't help, life is still shit.

>>34740194
It's impossible.

It is so impossible for betas to imagine that there is a female out there willing to have sex with them that anyone who has managed to have sex is outcasted.

I used to think the same way, normies are just assholes and girls only like assholes. I couldn't even imagine a girl wanting to have sex with me.

When people realise that they aren't 100% completely incapable of being wanted by the opposite sex they will actually become wanted. Until then anyone who is desired is a normie who needs to get out, no matter the other aspects of their life.

>>34739465
>dyed hair
>painted on eyebrows
>septum piercing
Enjoy your STD/rape charges

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>>34740099
>Assuming the perfect girl is rare, you MUST pursue so called "imperfect" women to find the perfect one.
You would be right, if a perfect women existed in the modern age. The idea of a women loving you no matter what is gone forever.

>If you think that chasing potentially imperfect girls to find the potentially perfect one is a waste of time.
Not only is it a waste of time, It is lying to yourself that the perfect women is not gone forever and that setting for a imperfect one is not living in bad faith.

>>34740331
You literally cannot know this. There's no arguing with you then, you would actually have to know every single woman on the entire planet.

>>34740361
There is a pretty good chance though. Beyond a reasonable doubt anyway.

Even if I am wrong can't normies just leave us be. I just want a place for robots to live in peace.

>>34740437
Ever think that normies are a boogie monster?

Even non-virgins can be lonely, damaged people.

Maybe re-think what a "robot" is.

>>34740518

I have no doubt that normies can be lonely and damaged too.

But they are not robots, to be a robot is to be a KHV.

We need a dividing line between the normies and us. virginity is it.

>>34740644
I hope one day we move on from thinking virginity is important, as a society. It is so insignificant in defining a person and I hate that it's perceived as important. It's one of the main reasons so many of you are unhappy. You place important on an unimportant part of modern day life.

>>34740763
Well that day is soon approaching.

This battle of great minds was fun. So long friend.

Can't really remember the last time I really felt confident, especially as it relates to girls.
Sometimes I do something at work that makes me feel smart and proud of myself for a few minutes.

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>girl in a group of friends looks at me for a second in the bus
I like to think that she was thinking about telling her friends that I look cute but then backed down.

>>34739285
Literally all nice girls will tell you you have a big dick

>>34739468
More beta to have never gotten in these situations. If you are going out and meeting girls it's only a matter of time!

>>34739826

>stopped breathing
>grandad wasn't that good in the bedroom

W-were... were you fucking your grandma, senpai?

in highschool a girl with massive tits had a pretty intense crush on me. she was a bit of a butterface and dressed like a weeaboo granny but she wasn't fat. and to reiterate her tits were enormous. she got a breast reduction shortly after starting college

I didn't capitalize mainly because I was a social retard but I also didn't have much interest in huge tits at the time. she seemed freakish. ive since learned the error of my ways and now it's a source of bittersweet pride that were I slightly less of a fag I could've lost my virginity to a pair of G-cups or whatever they were. (G-cups is being conservative. they could've been Hs)