https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aeETEoNfOg
>"Shh, I think that's my parents coming upstairs. Oh god I can tell they're drunk. They never giggle like this. They've been like two little kids all evening! Hey, Anon, thanks again for coming to visit my family. You've made quite the impression already. My father told me in the kitchen that you were "fine young man". I mean he was already drunk by that point, but I can't remember him ever saying anything like that about anybody. Well I'm really happy that you feel comfortable doing this sort of thing together and I'm really looking forward to visiting your hometown next week. I can't wait!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrykQv3NFcU
>"I think we're just about as silly as each other. It's lucky we managed to find each other, I mean the chances were pretty slim. Can you imagine what would have happened if we didn't meet? I mean there were other guys who wanted to go out with me, I'm not going to lie. But I didn't like any of them in that way, or any way if I'm being honest. I'm super glad I found you Anon, and I'm glad you dropped your guard just enough to let me see that you weren't just a cold, mean asshole. What!? Oh you know what I mean. Don't tell me you don't know you intimidate people with the way you act so gloomy all the time!"
>>34736597
>burkhart
hell yeah my dude
>>34736490
>>34736597
You're copying me. I did this first on /b/ almost a decade ago.
>>34736490
>we'll try and ease the pain but somehow, we'll feel the same
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNPCTHUP10E
>"Oh Anon, I had no idea you felt this way! Why didn't you something earlier. Anon, I don't care if you don't have any friends. I don't care if you aren't some loud, sociable person. I didn't choose to date you because I thought you were different from how you are. It's you I want to be around. It's you I have strong feelings for. I love you Anon, and I wish you weren't so stubborn and would allow yourself to accept that. In the time we've been together I feel like I've told you more about my life than I've ever told anyone else. And it's because you're someone I can see myself being with for a very long time. And as long as you see me as someone you want to be with then it's all that matters, I promise!"
>>34736657
don't worry, we know who he is.
>>34736490
These threads have caused at least one suicide, calling it right now.