>male >parents named me a 98% girl name starting with A

>>34733385
They wanted a girl and the were going to get one if you weren't such a piece of shit.
It's not too late to make everything right.

>tfw you found out your name determines the length of your penis

>>34733385
>be you
>go by nickname
Why is it always the retards who make threads?

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>parents named me Kerry Hunt

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>>34733448
>that insecure kid who always insisted on being called Josh
I always screwed with people who went by nicknames. You have to stand strong by your given name otherwise you're telling people you are vulnerable.

>tfw changed your name
Nicknames are for cucks

>>34733566
Are you a moron? Do you think there is a sign above our heads that says our actual names? In your day-to-day life nobody knows your name, so you can go by any one you want

>>34733672
I've actually caught people who gave only their nickname. They might not respond quickly enough, they might write down their real name on accident, maybe they'll drop their license. It's always a good laugh when they realize their false persona has been shattered.

>>34733592
This is an acceptable route to take.

>>34733385
...Is your name Ashley?

>>34733823

Aaron not original

>>34733823
Yeah I guess I don't really have to hide it there are lots of Ashleys.

>>34733881
I wish

>>34733881
Not him, that's my name too.. Aaron is a boys name?

>>34733385
>>34733823
>>34733902

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zVMcjgwamw

Ashley is a boy's name.

>>34733410
Never fall for the trans meme

>>34733385
its angelo isn't it