>walking around campus with headphones >curvy 7/10 crosses

>>34732781
sounds like she bought it, you should be ok

though dont do it again obvs

why didn't this turn into a story of her raping you. its fake either way

>>34732781
Why didn't you just say "damn girl you thick as fuck". She probably would've thrown her pussy at you then and there.

>>34732781

BRRRRRAAAAP
PFFFFT
*sputter*
BFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTT
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRAAAAAAAAAP

>>34732781
Pretty smooth anon

you should of started a conversation with her

>>34732781
>"whew..what a workout anon!"
>"let me just squeeze out a few more reps with the kettlebell.."
>*harumph*
>BRRRRRRRRAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PFFTTTTT PHUBBBBBLLLLLLLL BRAPPPPPPP
>*toot toot*
>*p-plop*
>"OH NO...a slinky TURD just squeeze out of my ass!...can you help me eat it anon?!..i'll let you sniff my ass :3"
>*munch munch*
>SNNNNNNNNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
mmm...

>>34735046
Leave your bedroom

>>34735046

Now that you typed this up, any regets? What are your thoughts on your post?

>>34732781
You handled that really well. I would've been to scared to talk and just smiled awkwardly.

>>34732781
How thick was she? Can you post a pic of a girl with a similar build?

I think that's kind of a weird thing to get so immediately defensive about.

>>34732781
should've just rolled with it and see what would happen

>>34733717
Thank you
orgianalalal

>>34733717
>>34735046
Am i actually a child? These posts always make me giggle like a retard

>>34736472
Fart jokes are literally the shittiest kind of humour, so yeah.

If it makws you feel any better sometimes I also find them somewhat fucking retarded

>>34736472
It's ok anon. The whole context of it is pretty funny for those of us who have an imagination

>>34732781

Just tell her she's thick, you already aren't fucking her, and chances are you won't see her again.

What's she gonna do hit you

>but she'll call the police

and they'll do a manhunt to find a sperg who said a girl had a fatass? not a chance