>decide to lose weight >go to mcdonald's >want

I don't get it
Mjihvftdwdfhh

>Decide to lose weight
>Go to McDonald's
Pick one you fat fuck

>>34729022
>>want to have diet coke with my bigmacs
>bigmacs
>macs
>s

Fuck you

>>34729022

>decide to lose weight
>go to mcdonalds

Fuck you american fat pig. I hope you enjoy your diabetes.

>Drink Cyanide
>Shit self
>Lose weight
>Repeat
100% workd

>>34729022
Stop making these shit threads

if you have a plurality of bic macs per month, you're fat by definition. Also, order water with your meal if you're not just going through the motions

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>>34729142
>skelly shits getting triggered

Fuck off

>>34729162
Or else what? Are you going to have a heart attack in my general direction fat boy?

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>>34729185
>hurrrrrr durrrrrrrrr

Fuck you stick man

>>34729211
*Eats salad smugly*

>>34729022
OP, did you try the Grand Mac?

>>34729022
You imbecile don't go to fucking McDonald's to lose weight

>decide to lose wait
>want to eat
>decide to get ripped instead
>work out every 2nd day
>drive to mcdonals right after
>usually eat 3 cheeseburger and some fries
>eat what mommy made me at home
>go to sleep
>wake up
>lay fat turd in shitter
>eat some sausages
>go to work
>buy a kebab during lunch
>repeat
I haven't gained a lot of fat and I can see my titty and leg muscles growing. Feels great.

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>>34729375
>implying weight loss isn't calories in/calories out

>>34729022
>Bigmacs
>s

how can you eat to of these, one tastes like shit already, why does everyone enjoy these terrible excuses for meat and bread?

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Kill yourself OP you're not even fat you're just roleplaying

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>at the doctor's office earlier today
>a man walks thru the waiting area
>in his arms is cradled huge bowl
>i see that its filled with just salad
>black male nurse says "owoowoo!"

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>>34729519
>a very fat man walks into my surgery
>very fat, he asks for a diet supplement
>give him a lethal dose of salad instead

go 2 heck fatty

>>34729558
Thanks, I needed that doc.

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Just jump off a cliff you fat fuck

>>34730256
No, he might destroy the planet.

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>>34729022
The best way to get in shape is to kys. Seriously you will lose so much weight. The fat will literally fall off.