Grandpa called and asked if I had a girlfriend yet. I actually asked two girls out this past week and one laughed at me and the other ignored me. Thanks for reminding me asshole. Tell him I'm preparing to coach football next year (we won the championship last year) and that I've got a 3.8 GPA, but he wasn't impressed.
He fell for the vaginal jew and hates his wife and all of his kids are in jail (except for my mom who is twice divorced and currently single) so why isn't he happy I'm not on the road to self destruction like he was? It's not like he knows I'm dead on the inside
Why do you give a singular shit about his opinion? Tell him what you told us and he will never ask you again
>>34727149
i agree with this anon 100%
>>34727018
It's the fact that everyone knows your dead on the inside that no girl wants to be your waifu. There is nothing more wonderful than a waifu who actually loves you back. I bet you jerk off to cartoon porn.
>>34727149
I don't, it's just annoying, I'm too nice to tell him to go die already, I'm the only thing he hasn't fucked up in life, I don't want him to feel bad.
>>34727180
It's better than having a kid at 19 like so many other people
>>34727210
>I don't give a singular shit about his opinion
>makes a thread dedicated to it