>mfw there's no male equivalent to spanx When women are

>>34725692
Men's slimming vest are a thing and spandex doesn't help if they're grossly overweight

>>34725692
what the fuck is that real or shupped?

there literally is a line of spanx brand spanx for men.
http://www.spanx.com/mens-shapewear
Are you trying to advertise virally?I feel like fit or pol would want to buy your weird man girdles more- like Alex Jones definitely wears that shit.

>>34725804
>and spandex doesn't help if they're grossly overweight
it does for my mom

american makeup is just nasty

your bitches looked like caked whores as early as 12. it's supposed to just hide imperfections. not be a full on hoe face mask

>>34725804
>>34725833
>dude men can wear makeup too xD
>dude men can wear spanx too xD
And yet women want Chad, a man who does not and has not used any of those things. Also women want MUSCULAR men not slim/skinny men; those things dont magically make men bigger the way hormonal birth control makes women's tiddies bigger and gives them softer/smoother skin

Really gets the engine idling

>>34725851
I hope you're not British because she looks like the typical britslag out for a "peng night out"

>>34725876
what experience do you have in the dating world out of curiousity

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>>34725915
>what experience do you have in the dating world out of curiousity
That question is a non sequitur, especially if I answered you truthfully since I've had 4 long term gfs and a string of one night stands

>>34725876
>And yet women want Chad
Do you want a girl caked in makeup wearing spanx to hide her fupa?
I don't.

>>34725945
>>And yet women want Chad
>Do you want a girl caked in makeup wearing spanx to hide her fupa?
>I don't.
And yet all those women have no difficulty finding long term boyfriends and "hookups"

Really makes me hmmm

>>34725692
Meanwhile men with 1 inch heels on their shoes are ridiculized and made fun of by the same women who would look subhuman without makeup... just lol at being a male in 2017

>>34725692
left doesn't even look good, looks like a fucking mannequin.

>>34726942
>left doesn't even look good, looks like a fucking mannequin.
And yet society disagrees with you and will call you a bitter virgin if you point that truth out

>>34726959
>And yet society disagrees with you and will call you a bitter virgin if you point that truth out
oh man, thanks for saying that. i would honestly feel a little "scared" of telling a girl that she looks better without make up because girls LOVE to think only "nice guys" (read: men who everybody knows arent nice and just want a fuck) "prefer" girls with no make up.

>>34726942
Right doesn't look good either, both are too fat to even consider as a human being.

>>34727062
I sort of know this feel (OP here). I personally can't wait for the Yuge Donald Trump Fashy American Anti-Foreigner War of 2017.

Hopefully that bill passes through congress and we see women getting drafted to serve in the military

i think right is more attractive, but that somehow makes me a "nice guy"

>>34727321
>but that somehow makes me a "nice guy"
Because women have deluded themselves into this fantasy where makeup is this magic IRL gameshark that makes them instantly desirable to Chad

So when they see/hear guys saying "actually sometimes chicks without makeup are kinda cute", it throws a wrench into the whole thing and they get some HARD cognitive dissonance. ESPECIALLY if any guy even resembling Chad says it

bump because I know there's some college roasties on /r9k/ at this hour

>>34725692
>on both sides she's fucking ugly

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>>34725876
>Also women want MUSCULAR men not slim/skinny men
Why not use Anchor Arms?

>>34728623
>Why not use Anchor Arms?
Steroids (or SARMS...) are the same thing to be q h

Funny how women will start to notice you and will let you beat them with a closed fist once you start using steroids (or SARMs) and they find you you have a big cock