What if I told you that most of your problems would be solved

Being a manlet won't be solved by avoiding naked pictures dunce.

sure thing roastieavatar

i stopped jerking off for about 3 months. i did feel and energy and confidence boost. my already deep baritone voice became even deeper.
however it wore off after a few short weeks, like your system just balances itself out.

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>>34721947
please tell me how not fapping will get me a gf and friends in a reasonable amount of time

>>34721968

Maybe if you didn't jerk off to your mother so much growing up you might have grown a few feet, also you're a sissyboy who probably never drank real milk

Yeah, because not jerking my dick off will really change my bad appearance right

>>34721982

It will fix your brain chemistry, aka autism

>>34721992
sure and how will that help me with getting a gf and friends

MUH NOFAP GIVES ME SUPERPOWERS

>>34721986

>less pimples
>more pronounced chin
>more hair
>better muscle definition
>no bags under eyes
>better poster/high energy

yeah it definantly doesn't help, ya goon

>>34722010
>dude broscience

fuck off

I haven't masturbated for about 10 days.

The only difference it made was last night I had a wet dream and it was very inconvenient.

>>34722005

You won't be autistic and people will be able to relate to you

WILL IT GET RID OF MY GYNO?

NO IT WILL NOT

>>34721947
Yeah no shit I'd rather off myself than fail a thousand times.

>>34721983
Nah my dad is like 5'5. It's genetic. I'm lucky to be 5'8. I love milk

>>34722018

Try over a year, maybe just don't masturbate so God will stop punishing you for adultery

>>34722025

Your gyno is probably 10x worse because of your nasty skinny fat body. If you got fit your gyno wouldn't be a big issue, and if it really is just get it fixed for a few grand (pocket change)

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>>34722019
normies have sex and bust nuts all the time

what's the core difference between sex and masturbation on a bodily level?

I did two months

The only thing I can honestly say wasn't placebo is the shivers down my spine I would get from music

I guess the excess dopamine was causing it

>>34722029

Get a midget girl, that's about your only option. Still don't masturbate though, because it's wrong and fucks you up mentally

>>34722007
WOOOOOOOOOOOO

That was great,

This is one of those, if you make it it will come moments

>>34722052

If you have too much sex it also makes you a little retarded, I know from experience. The difference though is that when you share chemicals with another person of the opposite sex it has an energizing effect and helps overall health in moderation

>>34721947
hello show me the science thank you

>>34722087
normie please get off my board

dude broscience lmao

It's been almost a week now. Still very little desire. I feel a little more confident though.

As for 'going out--' where to? Like with friends & stuff?

>>34722116

>ywn share intimate chemicals between yourself and a girl you like

add eating healthy and working out until you are in shape and you would be right

the fact that you think simply going out will fix everything shows me that you must either be a woman or normalfag. nothing is handed to social outcasts nor do people take pity on them

>>34722064
I don't care if it's wrong. Normies do wrong things all the time. Who do you think is out commiting crimes? Not us robots who are in the house.

>>34722128

You got to start off slow, just being out doing anything is a step in the right direction. Try to practice small talk with Indian cashiers to gain more xp

>>34722146

You create a mental hellscape of lethargy, scatterbrain, and depravity. It's for your own well being

>>34722010

"Not tugging your penis back and forth gives you a more pronounced chin" kek

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>>34721947
I think I've been on no fap for at least, well possibly 6 days or longer.

Also fallen pretty heavily for my (fem) housemate.

She is very busty and likes my wordpuns.

NOT JYNXING IT NOT JYNXING IT NOT JYNXING IT

COUNTRY ROARDS
TAKE ME HOME
TO THE PLACE
I BELONG

NETHERLANDS

NO MOUNTAINS MAMMA

TAKE ME HOME

COUNTRY ROADS

CYCLING EVERY DAY
KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY

ALL MY MEMORIES
GATHER AROUND HER

NO MOUNTAINS LADY
STRANGE BLUE SWAMPY WATER

DARK AND DUSTY

PAINED ON THE SKY

MISTY TASTED THE MOONSHINE

TEARDROP IN MY EYE

HELP ME

>>34722153
I'm out for most of the day, walkin around my campus and stuff.

>>34722183
Anon, I grant you the boon of the felicitous scotch gato. Use it wisely to procure what ye desire, but use it soon, lest it expire.

My problem is that I masturbate like a girl so now I can't really get hard. When I was younger had to learn to masturbate discretely since I shared a room with 2 brothers. Found out if you pit your thumb on the top part of your foreskin while your dick is wet and rotate over the head it feels amazing. No need for tissues as well since when you cum you just block the top of your foreskin and waddle to the toilet. Now I'm basically conditioned to do this and can't even imagine fucking someone. Doubt it'd feel as good as doing this anyway.

>>34722206
>Found out if you pit your thumb on the top part of your foreskin while your dick is wet and rotate over the head it feels amazing

I thought I was the only one who did this

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>>34722206
>>34722227

>tfw no foreskin to try this

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>>34721947
Damn I dont think I can handle that much truth. Too many people on this board label their ploblems as society's problems.

>>34722227
Same, thought I invented a new way or something

Oh gee OP xD i didnt realize all of my problems would go away if i stoppped jerking off my dicklet xDdddd , i will take ur advice and stop now,
>here i cum ( get it cum xddddddddddddd) chad-dom time to slay some poon yall ha ha xD

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>>34722197
Thanks brohemian.

> gato
(n.) a term used by napoleonic complexive men with stumpy dinosauresque arms and pin-sized domes when referring to a female relative. Be warned, these men will also try to use Spanglish in their everyday conversations with women in an attempt to seem hip, worldly and intelligent - it's all a pathetic farse.

I assume you meant cat.

> Felicitous
adjective
1. suitable or right and expressing well the intended thought or feeling.

Great shit man, it also said something about felatio and I am looking forward to that obviousley.

NOT JYNXING IT NOT JYNXING IT NOT JYNXING IT

BY THE TIME I MAKE ALBEQUEQUE, SHELL BE WORKING

SHE'LL PROBABLY STOP AT LUNCH, AND GIVE ME A CALL

BUT SHE'LL JUST HEAR THAT PHONOHOHOOOHN, KEEP ON RINGING

OFF THE WALL, THAT'S ALL.

BY THE TIME I MAKE OKLAHOMA, SHE'LL BE SLEEPUN

SHE'LL TURN SOFTLY, AND CALL MY NAME OUT LOW

AND SHE'LL CRY, JUST TO THINK I'D REALLY LEAVE HURRRR

THOUGH TIME AND TIME, I'VE TRIED TO TELL HER SO

SHE JUST DIDN'T KNOW
I WOULD REALLY GO

>>34722366
you dont have to worry so much... god paves the way or walls it up. all man can do is flow in the current or obstruct himself out of an overinflated sense of self importance.

that sounds mean but the meaning is good. if you chill and relax, the river will carry you home. Don't worry so much.

I just fapped cause I was going for two weeks and was about to go insane. Like not the fun kind of insane but the anxious.

Feeling really relieved now.

>>34721968
How short are you?
Take it from me (I'm a pretty good height) height isn't as important as looks at all. Unless you're under 5'7" you're okay

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>>34722425
You know me too well anon.

Didn't sound mean to me.

May the light guide you (Uther Lightbringer)

>>34722128
Try joining a club. Pick up outdoor hobbies. Hiking is a good one and there are hiking groups too. You can socialize there. Join a management or organizing committee if you are in uni, that would make you have some kind of compulsory interaction with people.

Bye thread,

So long,

You were good to me.

>>34721947
That girl is a top qt tho

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>>34721947
>falling for the nofap meme

Nah.

>>34723290
Placebo effect could be worth it to be honest.

This one goes out for all the placebo's out there.

>>34721947
I had times where I masturbated like once a month and it didn't change anything tbqh

>>34723476
>knows it's a meme
>placebo effect might be worth it

I don't think you know how placebo works anon.

Stop with the jewish propaganda

>>34721947
Well I got a job and stopped masturbating two months ago.
I'm still pretty sad, and life is objectively worse/ higher stress.
I have new problems and still all of the old ones, only positive benefit is a little more money to kill myself with

>>34723564
Implying I accept both statements as a fact.

I don't think you should patronize people like that. Anon.

>>34723581
If I'm not completely mistaken Pron is the jewish propoganda mate

>>34721947
This is not easy mode and just "Go outside" will sold any problems . Peoples go outside everyday and still want to kill themselves ...

Once I went about 6 months without fapping because I was not horny at all. Changed nothing at all.

Do you make this kind of thread just for the (yous) or do you really believe in this bullshit? Because, you know, that would make you really dumb.

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What if I told you your anxiety would be absolved if you abstained from caffeine?

>>34724406
the jews come back with a nasty slider, how will anon catch???

>>34721983
>Maybe if you didn't jerk off to your mother so much growing up you might have grown a few feet
There's literally nothing in science that even comes close to confirming this