>Hey pal, you feeling down? How bout we practice for

>>34721139
When I was 10 my friend wanted to practice with each other and I turned him down. I regret this everyday.

>>34721168
Why dont you raise the question to him

>tfw no slutty twink bf

Why live?

>>34721186
We aren't friends anymore or I would.

>>34721200
But did he have Hello Kitty boxers?

>>34721139
>13
>friend since kindergarten wanted to practice
>went way to far with it
>both lost our vcards
>kept "practicing" for years
>we kept calling it practice till we were in college
>friend was a girl

I want to rape that guy for being such a fag

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I just want a cute, twink bf that wears makeup.

Is that too much to ask for?

>>34721698
*that likes to wear makeup

It isn't mandatory or anything.

>>34721139
>tfw no aussie robots to practice for girls every night

>>34721752
ausbot, I'll practice with you

n-no homo

>>34721752
I can't wait for Bernardi to purge you all

>>34721802
s-some homo, though

Isn't being bisexual the best?

Women are so worthless after you realize you can find better companionship with other other men. Gotta find yourself a cute boy though.

>>34722030
It's pretty nice indeed
>Gotta find yourself a cute boy though.
Iktf

>>34722129
It seems like cute gay boys only exist on the internet

>>34722324
Or in countries on the other side of the planet

>>34722347
I live in California, so you'd think it'd be easy to find them, but your only options are obnoxious drag queens or Chad dudebros

>>34722450
The US seem far more interesting for finding cute twinks. I live in Italy and it's literally hell

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>>34721139
qt twinks are God tier, can't be too muscly though.
twinks> traps(cd)> traps> girl (female)> fake looking shemales with plastic tits

>>34723195
That's an objectively correct list

>>34723195
sauce on that cute boi?

>>34723195
I think I agree, although I like some muscles on my twinks, 323 style.

>>34723368
look up "joel blowjab" on Google
here's an archive of a thread dedicated to him https://yuki.la/hm/1487402

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>>34723195
I love traps who wear qt lewd outfits and do things like this.

>>34723454
Shame that one has a 1/10 dogshit personality. Wouldn't bang, desu

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>>34723418
>he will never be your bf

>>34723527
Cmon, he's a meh-tier twink

>>34723636
Still better than any twink that I could probably get

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>>34721139
I don't have any friends.. Just a cat

>>34723657
That hit too close to home anon, I wasn't expecting that

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>>34723687
Don't worry, anon. Maybe one day...

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>>34721139
fetal alcohole syndrome syndrome

>>34723716
My only dream is to become a rich daddy before losing my libido

Tfw will never ever ever have twink bf
It is a pretty not good feel

>>34723784
I'll be your bf anon. What are the requirements?

>>34724084
Not him, but we all have the same feel so...

Kinda short, slim, cute face, shaved, submissive. That's all I want.

>>34724191
Hmm well
>short
I'm 5'5
>slim
Skeletal here
>cute face
Not really, more masc than fem
>shaved
Sure
>submissive
Only around taller guys

Not worth starting a new thread for the autists to ree about. But tell me anons, I want to suck cock again. Should I reach out to the aggressive old fuck who I had a poor experience with?

dude moved faster and harder then I was ready for, but I gave myself a substantial hard-on from the memory of making out with him and the way he almost-fucked me with my plug. Do I reach out to him again?

>>34724383
5'5'' is very short cutie. I'm 188 cm (should be something like 6'2'')

>>34724430
Nice! I love height differences, but I'm usually too shy and intimidated to approach tall dudes.

>>34724625
Why? Are you scared of tall guys? :)

>>34724637
Well when you're short and skinny a lot of things are intimidating. It sucks going in public and feeling weak though :(

Perfect not-tootwink but twink femmeboy sexhair devileyes godlike bone & muscle structure reporting in with a note of hope:

If you have money, me & my people can be yours. You don't need to be more than a 5/10. The more you adore & pay us, the more you get from us, and it's genuine bc we're perfect.

My sugardaddy has given me over 3k so far and I've never given him anything more than a hug & hope. Looking forward to splashing out more love on a younger boy who pays & praises

>>34724735
Ahah I see. I will pay more attention when I walk around then, I quite enjoy it.

I'll defend you in public cutie

>>34724383
A U S T R A L I A


ogrigiggi

>>34724800
I'd rather feel protected when we have cuddling sessions
>>34724806
huh?

>>34724906
I want you to be my cute twink little spoon, anon

>>34722324
Yeah. You're an internet qt

>>34724931
I accept your offer, but only if I can snuggle into your chest :)

>>34724995
Of course, but I hope you love to be hugged tightly

>>34725051
I do enjoy being held in a way that feels warm and tight

>>34725082
That's the plan

Do you have a kik, per chance?

man these last couple of replies are gay as fuck

desu I have no idea why the rest of you don't twink up, slut train yourself, and live happily with a strong supporting man forever.

It's the best of all possible situations. You get daily sex, cuddles, financial stability, respect, minority status, basically all the love girls get with all the actually-being-taken-seriously of men, you get to wear pretty clothes, and, best of all, when your looks do fade, you'll age well, look and act more masculine, and your loving bf will still stay with you because men aren't manipulative whores.

>>34725114
yeah it's koalaconquer

>>34725219
You can join in too, it's fun

>>34725275
I messaged you :)

orogoro