Public Service Announcement: It's late wagies, you better

Joke's on you; my boss is out of town so I'm working from home this week.

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Im about to get my well deserved 10 hours shut-eye time. I cannot imagine being awakened by an alarm clock, oh well

>>34718031
My wife uses the alarm to get to class. I just wake up when she wakes up.

>>34718031

As long as my trust fund keeps paying out I'll never have to work. I feel really sorry for wagies that have to work most of their lives.

>>34718071
Got that VA disability compensation and I make maps. Life is good.

>>34718084

Nice! I make a map for my mommy so she makes sure to get me the right chicky tendies for my tum tum. It's for my own good so I sold her the map for only 350 GBP

>>34718084
>six years military as infantry
>never got hurt
I wish I could get hurt and collect some days...just a knee or something...they won't even give hearing anymore...

>>34718111
I make maps for the US military.

>>34718135

Quit taking government GBP away from the NEETs who really need it! I have a trust fund but many unlucky NEETs depend on their monthly tugboats from the government.

>>34718135
Also fuck you for getting my ass lost constantly on 11SMS Camp Pen.

>>34718124
>4 years in fuel supply
>hit by IED blast but I'm pretty much fine
>tell them I have nightmares about being back in Iraq
>bad shoulder because I fell off a truck while trying to make a viral video
>bad knees because duh military
>100%
>"permanently and totally disabled"
>$3k/mo for life

I really do have nightmares but in my nightmares my squad leader is yelling at me for forgetting something or something like that.

>>34718167
Fuck that I love stealing money from the gub'mint
>>34718209
muscles are required intelligence non-essential
And yet they try to teach you fucking jarheads to read a map

>>34718241
My nightmare is not having a fresh cut on Monday. Early enlisted hazing is so much scarier than being in theater

>>34718277
They give us maps with roads that don't exist anymore or maps that don't have roads that do exist. Like they found them in an old Vietnam era supply shack and said fuckit we can use these.

And then you go overseas and suddenly have satellite fucking imagery on a bluforce tracker but at homeatation can't find an accurate map

>>34718280
Mine is not having a properly annotated 5988-E or some stupid shit
And for real. Worse thing to happen in-theater was running out of cigarettes.

>>34718353
Terps always had a hookup. For a price.

>>34718342
This is why I have a job. Someone has to update all the maps. And I'm just going to sit around the house making maps all day anyway so I might as well get paid for it.

>>34718372
Yeah but then you're smoking that off-Marlboro bullshit. I mean i smoked it but it sucked.

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>>34717931
Wagies utterly blown the fuck outta water!