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>have job interview
>its a group interview
>get in there with 8 other people
>all the people conducting the interview are attractive women in office attire (my fetish)
>anxiety flares up and i can barely function and my autism is ruining me
>keep staring at the women running the interview because im horny as hell
>end up in 1v1 interview with one of the women
>check out her ass the whole way down the hall
>can tell she noticed, but doesn't say anything
>we do the interview, which goes bad because im an autistic moron
>she says thats all and i'm free to go
>say she should leave first because i want to check her out again
>she looks weirded out and says she has other people to interview
>i laugh and say "yah i bet" and walk out
so how bad did i fuck up? god i'm gonna throw myself off a bridge tomorrow, but tonight i'm gonna fap myself into a coma at the memories of tight skirts
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>>34716849
>so how bad did i fuck up?
Nah, you did OK. Your only fault is not being Chad. I bet if it was him, she'd have started flirting in the middle of the interview and asked him if he was married or if he was free after the interview.
Just keep trying and don't give up. You'll either desensitize yourself to interviews or get lucky and get the job.
By the way, tight skirts are god-tier
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>>34716849
>yeah i bet
ROFL
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Should of complemented her tight skirt
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>>34716849
>>have job interview
teach me senpai
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>>34718153
lie on your resume, its what i did. be your own reference
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>>34718725
I haven't had a job since mid 2013 though, what would I even say I was doing this whole time?
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>>34718840
nothing I think you are fucked
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>job interview
>boss is retarded
whattya know
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>>34716849
>say she should leave first because i want to check her out again
>>she looks weirded out and says she has other people to interview
>>i laugh and say "yah i bet" and walk out
my sides are fucking gone
youre not autistic, youre just aware that you have nothing to lose.
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>>34718864
Thanks for the honesty, most people just say
>just keep applying anon!!!
But I think I'll put this lying to the test, just how much shit can I make up before I get called out on it
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>>34716849
>>34716849
>>34716849
>>i laugh and say "yah i bet" and walk out
alpha as fuck.
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