GF Applications Day 2: I'm an attractive and pretty interesting

I'm a virgin but I lost my hymen while putting a pencil sharpener to see how it would feel. Is it ok?

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>>34715935
>while putting a pencil sharpener

>>34715935
Disqualified

Youre also male i can tell by how you post.

>>34715935
Yes that's fine

>>34715980
False. I am of a woman species. Now how old are you and where are you living? What is your occupation?

>>34715895
Do you have STDs? What are your fetishes? Are you able to be a good boyfriend or how bad are your mental illnesses?

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>>34716003
18. Southeast

Fireman in training

>>34716039
No I dont have STDs. My fetish is reducing you into just an extension of me by taking away your cell phone and slapping you for fun
Yes I am very loving and will always treat my partner well. I'm bipolar so I will lash out and be mean but having a girl is a good remedy to going crazy. Just be sweet and feminine. Nothing serious. Youll be fed even though we'll be really really poor in the beginning, but much better off a couple years.

>>34715895
>"attractive"
>using "interesting" as a codeword for "hard to deal with"
>looking for someone to solve his problems for him instead of doing it himself (which is the only way btw)
>you must be a cute virgin who is okay with me being an abusive, horrible boyfriend and you are expected to be the sane one in the relationship

Good luck with this, OP. I'm a fat, mentally ill nonvirgin and I wouldn't touch this "offer" (plea) with a ten-foot pole.

>>34716156
disqualified for backtalk

Out!

>>34716134
Firemen are the hottest. What's your throwaway?

>>34716156
fucking feminists

>>34716182
write a paragraph about yourself first. Do not include your throwaway.

I'm also white. I accept all races though!

>>34716200
Not interested in doxing. Either you get the best possible girl you'll ever meet in your entire life, or bye. I communicate in silence.

Not open forums.

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>>34716156
>fat
>mentally disabled
>slut
I don't think I'd touch you with a ten foot pole.

>>34716239
[email protected]

Go

>>34715895
How attractive are you again?
Also, I'm a virgin but I've molested by my brother and cousin, does it counts as mental baggage from previous relationship?
And last, by being beat up you mean kinky stuff or are you violent in general?

Nevermind you're 18. You haven't hit puberty yet.

>>34716156
How fat are we talkin?

>>34716348
mail.com is correct. Not within 24, do it now so I can follow you up with a better form of communication than email.

We'll trade discords once I get your message

>>34716373
ouch real time rejection.

>>34716191
I'm not even a feminist, I'm just fat and pretty lazy. I don't like going outside, I just wanna stay inside and read or vidya.
I've lost 30 pounds since November, though.

>>34716260
>slut because I'm not a virgin
Your opinion matters to me!

>>34716395
I'm 5'11 and 275 lbs

>>34716373
Hey what about me? I'm turning 19 tomorrow.

>>34716348
how lucky would he have been?
[spolier]so you're looking for an older dominant, are you?[/spoiler]

>>34716373
How many years older than you are me and how financially independent are you?
Were you the girl that deleted the post

Y'all niggas are 26 year old neets and I'm looking into buying my first (shitty, admittedly) house at 18

>>34716478
>looking into
but in the meantime you live with your mom?

Can I get a gf too?

>>34716538
Are you less self-absorbed than OP?
Also, are you older by at least six years?

>>34716526
Nope I pay rent

I have no parents unfortunately. I would be living with my mom if I could though no doubt

>>34716559
I don't want to beat a girl up, don't mind if she's not a virgin, and don't mind if she's not "cuter than hot". Mental baggage is a little iffy, but I might be able to get over it. I'm only 2 years older than him though. Almost 3

>>34716526
Hey, I'm the 19 year old. I'm a university student with a car as well.

Pretty much an adult.

>>34716559
32.
I'm not a kid playing make believe, i work as an authority figure and I own my own large house, and i'm a dom.

>>34716619
>32
embarrassing that you're here to post that

>>34716602
I'm sorry, I'm just too old for you.

>>34716619
Now this would be intriguing if it wasn't bait.

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>>34716638
I don't get embarrassed
>>34716642
this is bait

>>34716642
>I'm sorry, I'm just too old for you.
Well I don't mind so it's likely the other way around. I'm too young for you.

Did the "okay with being beat up" thing just kind of slip through the cracks here?

>>34716693
clearly not >>34716602
since I mentioned it

>>34716642
>samefag

Have fun. Dipped out as soon as I deleted my last post. See ya slut.

>>34716642
I bet you are not even a STEM major nor make at least 90k.

Take your pride down a notch.

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>>34716642
this is bait too

>>34716677
OP here to say that this is disgusting and not what I stand for in any way

32 year old overweight sodomite pervert daddy dom does make more money than me though so you gals should ask him for his home phone number

Still accepting cute girls over at my throwaway. [email protected]

>>34716741
>>34716677
Common filth shouldn't you be streaming a podcast right now?

>>34716741
hahhahahahah dude look at your fat fucking fingers
why did you buy all this shit dude what the fuck is wrong with you hahahahhahaha

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Who here wants to be my mommy gf? Lactation is optional

>>34716780
Cf is a holy warrior and would strike down a pervert like daddydom1966

Also to the girls applying we will listen to Common Filth together at night its the only way I can sleep

>>34716677
Fucking disgusting. Is this what "adults" do?

>>34716814
Common Filth is a degenerate retard projecting his own fantasies and fetishes onto the general population.

>>34716835
only the fun ones.

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I look like I deal drugs to drug dealers, am basically a schizoid around people I don't know and act like MyCherryCrush around people I do know (I am a grown man almost 200lbs) fellow looking for a gf to end the loneliness deep within me.

My goals are to acquire you and probably fugg if we actually get along, I don't have any hope for any sort or real relationship with another human being

But you must fill my requirements.
>not a normie

Feel free to ask me anything you wanna know

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>>34716835
yeah thats gross as fuck. I already have a bf OP but for the record i would choose a young guy than an old rich pervert.

Good luck with your hunt (these girls are shit tho)

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>>34716741
>>34716677
>>34716884
>fun
Sounds rather degenerate to me.

>girl with a career

Do guys prefer NEET girlfriends or do you care if she has a job? Why?

>>34716952
yeah and a lot of degenerate stuff can be lots of fun.

>>34716967
I don't care one way or the other as long as she likes me

>>34716967
I'd be ok with her having a job provided she is willing.

>girlfriend

A long term relationship is the most beta thing you can do if you do not have a child with the woman.

Once I started working at the hospital I have fucked many female cleaners, radiologists and nurses(we share the same break room), most of them are in long term relationships yet were enthusiastic about me.

>>34716134
>I am bi-polar and lash out at you and be mean

Let me guess, faggot, you're also self diagnosed, right?

>>34716967
OP here. Ideally my girl would be at home most of the time drawing or being alone or waiting for me to come home. I don't really want her to have to work to be honest. The reality is that in the beginning I'd get her a part time or something so she could help out.

Against a girl with a career though? Yes. If she has more financial power than me then it will bleed into her attitude and anything that isnt explicitly submissive on her part is suicidal for a relationship. I'd rather be poor than annoyed

>>34717004
No standards

>>34717037
Yes I agree women with jobs are awful.

>>34717057
Family history, but technically yes anon. If I go to the doctor they'll take my guns away.

>>34717081
>No standards
I do have standards. Whether or not a girl has a job just isn't one of them.

>>34716967
She has to have a job and make as much money as my future career.

>>34716341
Not op, but go on. You seem interesting.

>>34717037
Good. You haven't put your poorfag brainlet hands on the doctors. Make sure to keep yourself to the midlevels. It's not let the worth anything.

>>34717112
>>34716341
hahahah I forgot to respond to her. Read it once and just disregarded her. Yes whore, that's mental baggage. Go away

>>34716741
>>34716677
I am hnnghing inappropriately
this can't even be real
timestamp some of this equipment please

>>34717125

I scored 58/60 in ravens progressive matrices if that means anything.

>>34717151
He went to bed. He's teaching a bird spotting class at the community center tomorrow morning. Big day for daddydom1966. Let him have some rest

Btw im still accepting cute girls hurry

>>34717151
my discord is Tora#8406
i'll show you more of my collection if you show me something i like.

>>34717151
>>34717112
disgusting whore

>this isn't original

>>34716341
Are you still here femanon? Not OP, but I'd still go out with you

>>34717081
What if the girl worked from home?

I agree that a woman shouldn't make more than the guy. It throws off the power balance.

>>34717265
ideal. Is this you?

>>34717265
>What if the girl worked from home?
That actually sounds like an ideal situation

19yo goy from florida looking for white gf

>>34717265
Op here >>34717277

Are you a work from home gf? That's something I haven't thought about at all really and I'd be super down.

>>34717265
>a woman shouldn't make more than the guy
Lazy and a leech

>>34717277
>>34717331
I am. But I'd want the guy to make more money than me, for sure. I make a middling salary so if a dude has a decent job, that wouldn't be hard.

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>>34717281
My mum is a piano teacher who works at home. It works pretty well, if our family needs more money, she just gets more students, so it's a pretty adaptable job.

>>34717364
>I am.
Drop contact

>>34717355
Not really. I'd cook and clean in exchange.

Like I said, if the woman makes more money than her man, it throws off the relationship dynamic. How can a man be a man if he's not "providing"?

>>34717364
Probably not possible quite yet from my end. I'm young and still training to make more. I work a full time job, a weekend job and I take fire classes though. Someday maybe I will have a nice modest stay at home gf like you though.

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i am
>korean boy that voted for trump, but you can still show me off to all your feminist friends
>live in deep south
>on my way to get /fit/, can bench 3 plates
>virgin so you will be my only one :^)
>never had online gf, i'm pure
>don't watch anime
>go to school, will graduate with $70k starting
>have car
>both parents are alive and haven't divorced
>christian
>wasn't molested as a kid
>don't have any friends so you will be my only social interaction
>used to own a white party hat in runscape back in 2009 as a free2play, merchanting the g.e.
>high iq
:^)

>>34717186
You're too young. You're younger than my youngest sister. I couldn't date someone that young. You are immature and I am not interested.

>>34717237
h-how do I discord ????

>>34717239
>disgusting whore
>>if a girl was showing interest in him and had the same fetishes as he had he would jump on the opportunity
u r 2 funy

>>34717531
I dont want you either bitch. Youd rather chase cummies with some old dude that would buy you a car than what decent folk have to offer. fuck off whore

>>34717531
>h-how do I discord ????
Fuck off
sage

>>34717388
[email protected]

>>34717604
>decent folk
>"fuck off whore"
bozangles

>>34717531
download a program for your phone called discord, then add the profile where is says add friends. it's a standard chat program. failing that my throwaway is [email protected]

>>34717644
Decent folk have standards and call out demons when they spot them bitch.

bumping fir the cupid's arrow

>>34717237
>>34717651
I sent a request on discord.

Any more femanons that are looking for a qt bf?

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>>34717640
>ghosted after 10 minutes

>>34715959
Captain Quark

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>>34718281
I walked away from the computer!

hi I am OP and Im on r9k omegle rn if you wanna c me :)

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I hate myself and I want to die and I won't be emotionally available at all hit me up qts

GF Applications Day 2:

I'm an "attractive" and pretty interesting (the voices, they tell me to kill) fellow looking for a gf to end the loneliness deep within me. My goals are to acquire you, move you out to me, and then make you follow me everywhere, like an animal or something; all as quick as possible. i don't like having to do anything

But you must fill my requirements, because I am at the forefront, you must please me because the world revolves around me,
>virgin, i am insecure
>be cute >:(((
>i am not supportive
>i am abusive

Feel free to ask me anything you wanna know

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>>34718281

Probably cause you couldn't get the deaths of ancient greek philosophers right.

>>34718859
Y-Yeah that must have been it anon

any want bf here? >tfw no gf

>geniune 8/10 looks
>22
>5'9
>somewhat sperg but not too bad, can pass for a normie. looks make up for it
>NEET but trying to find work
>7x5.5 cock
>not virgin but never had gf