""""FEMALES""" of /r9k/ ...Why

>>34714709
>It seems like most """girls""" are here to get some free attention or harass some poor beta.

Ding ding ding! It's almost like you knew this beforehand! Now stop shitting up this board with your faggoty roastie threads

I find the board funny and sometimes I get some raw perspectives on things I wouldn't have contemplated otherwise.

Also do not like normies and think robots can be cute and I can relate somewhat to the feels

>>34714709
>To find Chad?
HAHAHAHA
> Maybe to get more orbiters?
Nope
>Socialize?
Yes
>Dare I say, study this unique subset of the male population?
Also yes.

Sometimes I come to troll, sometimes I come because I need to "put it out" (my feelings). Sometimes I come because I like feeling dominant over men so I like to be mean to you, but sometimes I relate a lot. It's difficult to explain...

>>34714799
This board is somewhat depressing at times.

>>34714709
i never got over being cheated on, ive been on 4chan for years and years, im 28 now. i've been here so long theres no where else to go

>>34714709
It's another beta boi, pretends to be a femanon, episode, whew

>>34714709
You know how people do charity? I like to think that I'm an undercover Wondergirl-Supergirl, who can rid of this entire mind diseased place singlehandedly! :) LightLove vs. Evil!!! ^^ I know I can! <3

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Because I am a shut-in and spend near enough all of my free time on the Internet.
/r9k/ has disgusting sides/aspects, but most of the interesting guys were from here, too.
I enjoy the stupid threads, but also the feels.
I've given up to find a bf though.

>>34714868
No, you can't. There are too many guys here with the inability to just 'go out and get a girlfriend.'

When people say I am too offensive and I come here and I am reminded it's normal.

>>34714897
Too much effort, anon?

>>34714903
it comes down to confidence!! they just need to realize who they are <333 they can do it all :DDDDDD i have faith!! *^__________^*!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D!!! ^________^!!!!^_____________________________________________^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>34714897
Why did you give up? Oh yeah there's a robot here fuck, now captchas.

>>34714709
i come here to find guys to fuck in the ass

>>34714939
Gross and unhygienic.

>>34714929
this is ACTUALLY what normies think though lmao
which is why we hate them

>>34714923
I don't understand what you're getting at. Did you ask if it is too much effort to find a bf?

>>34714935
I haven't completely given up yet, but I don't have any hope or expectations anymore. I've been disappointed too much.

>>34714989
Sorry, just wondering what the reason you gave up was.

>>34714989
What disappointed you? I know how you feel, I think.

>>34714982
this is what you can't seem to see though.

To read about people who are different than me. I think this might be my first comment here. I do not want attention or orbiters or a bf, happily married 11 years. I just was a NEET for a few years after HS and can understand some of what people here talk about, feel.

>>34714989
True, yet regardless anon is still not so.c till

>>34715026
The name of the game here is social isolation. If you've been happily married 11 years, there really is no reason to observe people that are more miserable than you are. It's not amusing or interesting to anyone how pathetic someone can be with the inability to obtain a significant other.

>>34714897
Blease pecome my sweeti3.14 gf

Robots are just too isolated so there's so much depth and contemplation going on a lot in their mind. I come here because honestly, I find you guys interesting.

>>34714799
>raw perspectives

Hmmm insightful hadn't considered that have a (you)

>>34714840
>dominant over men

Pfew that's kinda hot actually. Are you that dominatrix from NZ?

>>34714861
Everyone's been cheated on, whether physically or emotionally don't feel bad that you're just another one

>>34714862
>beta boi

TeeHee I'm a normie guy xD and I'm not pretending just surveying the "girls"

>>34714868
b8 m8 i disintegr8

>>34714897
I feel like /r9k/ is full of some of the most creative minds so I agree, the threads and content are a huge attraction

>>34714939
Shemale or fe(male)???

>>34715054
Emptiness is not interesting, anon. There's nothing worse than having a lack of personality.

>>34715050
It isn't pathetic to be single. That is the thing. You may think the grass is greener but being single can be great once you stop idolizing a relationship. I read so much here that is complete and utter ignorance but respect the space enough not to go "Urrrr wrong" every damn day. People have a right to vent.

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>>34714897
Can you pls post feet then so we can marvel at your beauty?

>>34714840
Scraping the bottom of the barrel if these are the men you feel dominant to

>>34715054
All that does is hurt. How am I supposed to believe people who tell me I'm attractive or interesting when not a single woman thinks of me as worthy of spending time with? I can't even make female friends. Maybe you should use the word fascinating instead, at least that rightfully dehumanizes us.

>>34715054
Interesting like a human finds a caged animal interesting. You're like a kid throwing rocks at the monkeys at the zoo to see what they do, bitch. Just laughing at their misery knowing they can't hurt you behind those bars.

I hate you.

I like to hear about other peoples lives, or also try and cheer anons up. Robots deserve kindness. You guys can be funny too
also to take the red pill

>>34715078
It is pathetic to be single. Even criminal druggies and unemployed losers can find love.

>>34715142
Cannot cheer up. Cannot be happy.

There is a clear song of discontentment. I have lost my prior ability to socialize. I slink away from people.

>>34715120
>>34715129

This is why you're the way you are. Instead of engaging women with banter or intelligently dissecting their points, y'all immediately turn bitter and attack someone's character.

SMDHTBQHWYF

>>34715152
I have friends who are single who found what they wanted in life. Maybe at one time they wanted someone but found things they want more now. Both have good or great jobs, their own independent lives, and friends. Maybe they would like to share that with someone but they can't really be considered pathetic in the meantime.

>>34715005
>>34715013
I grew up as an ugly ass and overweight kid. I had no self-esteem, I got bullied pretty (not just for my appearance/weight though).
I moved around a lot and never was able to make friends or feel like I could settle; so I became a shut-in, extremely shy, awkward, held back, anxious and have terrible social skills.
It's gotten a little better, but I still suffer immensly from it since I've only started catching up 1-2 years ago.
I've tried talking to guys etc. but I just can't do it and mess it up and I feel like I always ruin it or something is wrong with me because everyone keeps leaving or I end up feeling like I 'tricked' people into liking me.
I have been interested in a handful of guys in the past. No serious romantic issues, but men that I could have imagined being with, and I always ended up being ghosted or them becoming bored of me or just distancing themselves.
I don't hate men before anyone accuses me of that either. I just try to repress the hopeless romantic I am inside and try to avoid being hurt again and again.

>>34715063
Yeah, exactly. I have a love-hate relationship with it.

>>34714709
because I want them to know they're not alone.

>>34715142
It's a lost cause m8, most people here have such severe depression they aren't gunna be happy without some serious therapy.

Also they are so bitter to women I doubt they'll listen.

>>34715165
If you don't socialize anon, why are you here? Do you not share feels and talk with other robots?

>>34715169
I didn't attack your character at all though

>>34715078
>You may think the grass is greener but being single can be great once you stop idolizing a relationship.
this only applies to normal people who can relax knowing they have experienced intimacy and relationships

Many robots are virgins in their 20s and beyond, they don't leave their rooms and don't interact with anyone. As you can tell from this board it's not healthy.

>>34714799
>I can relate somewhat to the feels
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAAHAHAH
best joke of the night

>>34715176
Join the club, anon. There are guys like me who are entirely shit at social skills and humor.

>>34715176
Yes I do in fact know that feel. My discord is mr.bubbles6838#7259

I do not expect a response don't feel pressured.

Because I can relate to some of the "robotic" things and I somewhat feel at home

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>>34715063
I'm not a dominatrix, sorry. It's more a psychological thing over than a sexual thing.
>>34715113
I know. Irl I'm pretty "cute" and small and scared. So this is a good place, because I can harass some men safely. But it's only sometimes, I'm not that much of a bad person (I guess?)

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>>34714709
This is the last place I would want to find a mate. But it's interesting to see you post your innermost thoughts when you think women aren't watching.

I don't get along with Stacy types. I don't have a lot in common personality-wise with most women (and men for that matter).

I find it hard to introduce myself to people and people are very afraid to open up. A lot of people my age are immature and superficial, and I'm not even saying this in a fedora way. I like being alone but I would like a few close friends.

I find the greentext stories funny and I contribute to them sometimes.

I don't know where women like myself meet.
>inb4 tumblr, reddit, etc.
all terrible platforms for making friends or having conversations that aren't vapid and meaningless. Reddit is full of self-righteous bitches as well.

>>34715212
This is why I don't really post to disagree. This is their space so I keep my opinions to myself and lurk. Well until now when someone specifically asked. I'll likely just go back to lurking.

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>>34715186
Somebody has to try anon, I don't want to give up on any of you

>>34715199
I talk yes, but I have difficulty talking IRL with people I don't know. I've been hit with the notion that I'm going to die alone if I don't do anything about it, so I came here.

I also run out of topics very easily.

>>34714799
>think robots can be cute
Please tell me you have steam

A straight decade or more of insomnia brings you to the pits of the internet.

>>34715063
MAN. YOU'RE LIKE THE MOST BETA BITCH I'VE EVER SEEN. REPLYING TO ALL BITCHES LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT. I JUST HOPE YOU DON'T GET ANY CONTACT TO GET YOUR HEART BROKEN FROM AS YOU UPLOAD PICS OF YOUR TINY DICK FOR THEM. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH.

>>34715233
You're harassing people on the misery board. People who make threads about how suicidal they are. People who are as low as you can live through.

If you like to kick these people, you're no better than a school bully.

>>34715242
I've tried. Accept that you can't help the people who don't want help.

>>34715232
How robotic can you get?

>>34715233
>claims to dominate men
>apologizes to me

You're a tease anon

>>34715173
Maybe they don't and they're hiding their true feelings from you. Maybe they do and they're just different from me. I had a job I loved, friends I couldn't be closer with and no lack of money yet my mind would torture me almost every night over the lack of the only thing my life has always missed. I'd purposefully stay up until my eyes would close by themselves so I would fall asleep immediately without any of the usual torment

>>34714709
I secretly hate all other roasties and I get to express that here.

>>34715233
Why is it all the girls I like have to come from Aus and NZ? This isn't fair.

>>34715289
>I'm not like the other girls
please elaborate about how you're 'different'

>>34715285
That could be very true, they could be hiding their feelings. Yet, I never considered them pathetic myself nor does my husband. They are part of everyday social events like weekly DnD game or Fantasy Flight stuff. It is like...if they consider themselves pathetic, if you consider yourself pathetic, maybe the world doesn't necessarily feel the same. Maybe everyone just feels like you are a person?

>Why do you come here?
Uh... good question
>To find Chad?
On /r9k/? Hahahaha
>Maybe to get more orbiters?
NO. I thought those would make me feel better or something. Not worth it. Do not contact anyone from 4chan outside of posting on the boards. It's way too much of a headache >Socialize?
Yes. I like posting about muh feelings. You guys almost always assume I'm a man and I get support and people thank me for advice I can give. You're nice when you're not REEing at me but I like that too.
>Dare I say, study this unique subset of the male population?
Nah I've been here for far too long and am decently aquatinted with your kingdom of KHV NEETs.

And to be honest no other board creates thread after thread specifically for women to talk about things. Like this one. A lot of you claim to hate women yet these pop up on a daily basis. You're actually a good board for women with all these female-centric threads /r9k/.

>>34715142
Why not just take the purple pill?

>>34715063
female, anon. female

What do you girls think of traps?

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Originally it was to look and talk about anime. Now it's to look at cartoons, anime and traps.

>>34715338
People with mental illness that need help.

>>34715320
It is very difficult to get someone to see things through a different lens if they haven't gotten to experience it yet. Which is why the word 'pathetic' comes to mind.

>>34715338
Uh no feeling really? Just another person?

>>34715249
Socialising isn't easy, I struggle. God knows how normalfags can do it. I'll practice conversations with you if you like anon

Are there any femanons who would actually give a robot a chance?

>>34715350
>come to r9k for anime
What?

this is the point where all the females leave because no sane girl is putting up with this bs

>>34715321
>a lot of you claim to hate women yet these pop up on a daily basis. You're actually a good board for women with all these female-centric threads /r9k/

DESU that's the crux of the whole issue if ya ask me. Robots will take their "hate" for women to their graves but 99.99% of them are here because they've suffered some form of perceived injury at the hands of a woman.

>>34715358
Fair enough. I'll keep lurking and trying to empathize then.

>>34715063
Putting pennies in a toilet/10

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>>34715338
Mental illness, or cute anime traps?

>>34715365
That would be nice, for a change. Sure.

What do you female anons think of black guys?

>>34715265
I don't think you read my previous (where I mention to relate to some of you) but anyway you motherfucker, I don't play with depression. But I like to laugh at some delusional cucks like you, those "get out of mahh boardie roassstieee ahhrg".
Even some of you claim that depression is a normie thing, and this board is exclusive to cry about how bitter women are, blah blah.
So don't come crying on me now, I'm just as trashy as you and all the rest are. This is no place for friendship.

>>34715283
hahahaha I'm not in the mood so "oh well"

>>34715302
I said I am NOT her, goddamn it.

>>34715396
Just people. I never had some kind of insane urge to sleep with someone because of their race. It is a meme here but I never see it IRL

>>34715410
I didn't mean a specific Aus/NZ woman. I like those accents.

>>34715367
Of course. Normies don't stand a chance.

>>34715410
Right now, you're trying to justify bullying the mentally ill. There's no way around that. Accept you're a worse person than you think you are.

>>34715320
>DnD game or Fantasy Flight stuff
That's considered pathetic by most normies
>It is like...if they consider themselves pathetic, if you consider yourself pathetic, maybe the world doesn't necessarily feel the same. Maybe everyone just feels like you are a person?
Maybe I'd believe that if women treated me like a person.

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>>34715338
I fucking love traps. I married a trap.

>>34715415
Well that's one "female" that says they don't lust after black guys. I always wonder why some robots think females always lust after black guys.

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>>34715410
Okay "girl", whatever you say

>>34715364

Would you date a guy who faps to traps?

>>34715442
Follow up question
Can I have a chance?

>>34715454
I guess I never cared what Normies think? Most of the people at the games are married thirty something normies with regular jobs and families. Dnd and tabletop gaming isn't as niche as it once was.

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>>34715396
Just another race and fetish irl

>>34715469
Im married but I dont care what porn my husband likes provided it isn't illegal. I dont think it affects our relationship.

>There is a poster claiming to be married who is not being told exclusively to fuck off
Why do you normies come here to give attention to /soc/ attention whores?

>>34715391
What contacts do you have, throwaway email or anything?

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>>34715506
>tfw I'm just a fetish to most girls

>>34715129
That's definitely not what I'm conveying. Wow, look just how your mind interpreted my words and automatically created negative assumptions. I'm sorry you've become a judgemental cynic.

>>34715521
This is a thread asking females why they come here to r9k. Stop getting triggered or hide the thread.

>>34715542
How awful man, you get to have sex with women who are obsessed with you for reasons outside of your control. I'd kill myself if I were you.

>>34715533
I'll put my throwaway on here.
[email protected]
I also have Discord and Steam, I guess.

>>34715565
Gash I wasn't talking to you. If you're so triggered just hide my post

>>34715573
Can you post Discord

>>34715572
>I want just sex
>sex is all that matters in the world
No thank you.

>>34715601
ok, sure.

Brotinheyst#9340

Easy

Chad uses and abuses them which lowers their self esteem. So rather than realise their bad feeling are their own fault and change their ways they shit on betas which makes them feel good again.

Back to chad

repeat ad nauseam

Internet version of real life really.

>>34715619
That's not what I said, you dumb nigger.

>>34715621
>a guy answers for females when the OP said he was asking for females
For what reason?

>>34715120
I'm sorry it hurt. You may be lacking in something. Social skill? Enough knowledge on various topics to hold a conversation? Or maybe lack of action? See where it went wrong.

>>34715559
What then could be so interesting about a man at his lowest? Leave it to a cunt to not see how psychotic it is to say that.

>i just find human misery sooo interesting x3

You are a sadistic bitch and I hope you know that. You will never understand it but just know it.

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>>34715455
I'd like to add she/he has been my only friend since I was 18 and is the only person I've been with sexually. I honestly don't care because I don't really like people anyway.

>>34715651
>you get to have sex with women
That's what you are implying you dummy.

>>34715071

You have it. It's just different from the usual. But you do have it.

>>34715664

My Male Privilege

>>34714709
>to find a chad

Hahahahahahahahaha, no, no. But I have a fetish for virgins and weaboos and enjoy their company and misogynistic tendencies.

>>34715712
>Hahahahahahahahaha, no, no. But I have a fetish for virgins and weaboos and enjoy their company and misogynistic tendencies.
Do you have steam?

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>>34715415
I've seen it irl wth my aunt being a black cock hungry whore. She lusts after them, but never does anything about it because she's too autistic. I always just stayed with my own face tbqh.

>>34715712
>fetish for weaboos
What...?

>>34715685
You have an option. Doesn't mean no one is capable of loving you.

>>34715719
I want you to go away and leave us alone

>>34715712
Oh you've done it now. You've really done it now.

>>34715750
Thats fine! Have a nice night.

>>34715664

>I know he's right so I'll ignore the point he makes and ask why he's here

This board is a constant reminder that there is bottom of a barrel.

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>>34715740
What the hell are you going on about anon? Stop acting like a idjit.

>>34715712
>I enjoy their misogynistic tendencies
how

>>34715734
What's not to get? She gets off on weaboos.

>>34715235
I can relate with you on everything you said. I also don't get along well with Stacy types but I'm not spergy. I hope I can be friends with someone like you with the same personality as me irl. There's quite few of us around.

>>34715792
Not her but i'm female and hate female drivers. I also hate feminists. I don't want women to be cops and firemen either for fear of dying if they fuck up trying to help me.

>>34714897
>>34714989
I WILL DATE YOU SWEETHEART

Qtp2t here, I'm looking for someone to recommend a cool/funny anime but I don't know how to make a post Teehee ;)

>>34715789
But you're not right. You keep making up these fake people that all women must want so you have a reason to not go after women. You're a coward and a fool.

>130 posts
>36 unique posters

Really transmits those neurons

>>34715813
Do you have steam?
Does any femanon have steam?

>>34715728
>I always just stayed with my own race tbqh.
What race is that and why just stick to your own race?

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>>34714799
>>34714840
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>>34715321
Hang yourselves. You are the reason this board is utter shit.

You just couldn't let the board be. You just had to fucking ruin it because you're vapid fucking whores who have no problems dragging a bunch of beta retards to the forefront of conversation to validate your /soc/ tier attention whoring.
This entire thread is proof that women on 4chan are the absolute shittiest beings

Hiro, just nuke this godforsaken place.

>>34715850
Kill yourself race traitor
>>34715728
Be my qt loyal gf

>>34715675
>You may be lacking in something.
Of course, but how am I supposed to figure out if no one seems able to tell me why? Even when, by some miracle, I run into a shy nerdy girl (either here or on Reddit) who is interested enough to have a conversation, they always end up bored of me within a day.\

>>34714709
The same fucking reason why you and many people are in /r9k/.
No OP, I don't want your attention, relax.

>>34715911
You've got my attention. Post contact info

>>34715868
Man you sound like you need a safe space

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>>34715868
>tfw when OP is a man

>>34715063

>>34715813
You're the fucking reason that males don't want us here.
Gtfo.

>>34715813
That's not the same as being a misogynist. What do you think about a guy who tells you "you're not like the other girls"?

>>34715825

>He's knows what I'm doing so I'll start insulting him in an attempt to shame him into silence so I don't have to analyze my own stupid decisions.

>>34714709
did you really save a thumbnail, you insufferable cumrag

are you literally this incompetent

is this real life

>>34715871
>caring about race
Stop being a dummy you dummy.

>>34716008
Tell me why you think all women want this magical "Chad" then.

>>34716026
Nice try nigger. You stupid shitskins are incapable of accepting reality because you don't want to accept that your race is shit because of their genetics

I pretend to be a girl who is interested in guys who are just like me to make myself feel better.

It's not working ;=;

>>34716021
>is this real life

Out the door now don't let the screencap hit you on the way out

>>>>>reddit
>>>>>r/4chan

>>34715978
I don't want you here because you won't be my gf.

>>34715933
Man you sound like you need to wait 4 years before you're old enough to post

>>34715677

Not really. Most of you are not full of yourselves unlike the typical chads who have built so much confidence through enough validations that they feel we owe them shit. I also like seeing how you process your thoughts, world, and reality. Since like I said, you robots contemplate a lot.

But some of you are also so quick to put up a shield against women and throw arrows. I'm done explaining myself to you.

>>34715978
She's cute though
unlike you nerdo

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>>34716071
>he thinks nigger or shitskins means anything to me after I been on this site for 11 years
You're trying way too hard to fit in mate.

>>34715933
>HEHE SAFE SPACE HAHAHA AM I MEME YET

>tfw all the girls on /r9k/ have already had bad experiences with guys from /r9k/ and stopped trying to find love here
>tfw you will never meet a girl on /r9k/ that you can talk and connect with

I think you guys can be interesting. I wish you'd stop caring so much about girls, we're not that special.
I don't think I can ever get an orbiter, but even if I did I'd probably slingshot him into space because I don't have the patience to hide when I dislike people, and I generally dislike people who go out of their way to impress me, or care too much about what I think of them.
I also grew up very ugly. I'm a lot better looking now, but still never really get hit on or asked out. I generally like how I look aside from a few minor things, though, so that's okay. I still have the bitterness that comes with being asked out as a joke, etc., and am filled with a lot of negativity. As much as I hate to say it, this is a very negative space, but I find that really therapeutic. I take pleasure in seeing girls who are pretty and have been pretty their whole lives be vilified here. It's really unhealthy and I need to stop.
I know I don't belong here, but it's interesting to see the non-female-related discussions on /r9k/. You have a good sense of humor. You guys also seem to be misfits a little bit, and I identify with that at least a little bit since I don't really ever feel connected to any other person.

Hope you guys don't mind me staying here, and thank you to those of you who are cool

I guess I can understand women coming here as infiltrators but it's so easy to prove that they don't belong here. Every thread where a roastie exposes her gender she gets tons of replies asking to be their gf. Yet they never accept. If you're some dumbass roastie who thinks u belong here remember that the majority of men here will take literally any gf so you're automatically more valued than 95% of the people who belong here.

>>34715868
Some anons were having decent conversation together though

Go back to lolcow you fucking cunts, and give your own board life as it moves slow as shit.

>>34714840
>Sometimes I come because I like feeling dominant over men so I like to be mean to you, but sometimes I relate a lot
I'm a man and I do this a lot. It feels good to know some people have it worse than you. Kinda puts you into perspective, and gives you a false sense of superiority.

>>34716214
>negatively therapeutic

my soulcrushing loneliness isn't soothing at all, quit it ;~;

>>34715908
Read self-help books and videos. There's a lot online. Those how-to stuff are really helpful. You'll know where you're doing wrong.

>>34715809
thanks for saying that anon. It gives me hope I'll meet someone like you one day.

>>34716068

>Despite me not providing any evidence of my viewpoint If he can't prove his point beyond doubt I'll be ok in ignoring it and continuing in my own slutty whore ways! I'm like so smart and stuff!

>>34716214
>I take pleasure in seeing girls who are pretty and have been pretty their whole lives be vilified here. It's really unhealthy and I need to stop.
Tahlia?

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Three Types of Femanon:

1. Too fat and gross to attract a sober Chad IRL. Comes here to use vagina to suck in a polar vortex of attention from lonely men. Completely boring and stupid. Probably studying some bullshit liberal arts at a private college. Horrible wet blanket personality. Acts like a bitchy super-model while resembling jabba the slut.

2. Drug addled whore. Does attract drug-chad irl and maintains an open relationship with one or two. Here to collect orbiters to amuse her on skype while chad is working delivering pizzas to afford a totally sweet tattoo of an octopus on his neck.

3. UnderageB&. Too young to attend chad's rave/orgy. Is hounded after by desperate anons on skype. She's too naive to understand that she's essentially dangling herself over a lion pit. She attends parties and is generally social in class. Doesn't understand 4chan beyond "gets" and baneposting. Will leave this place to become a whore once any chad shows interest or she enters college and "finds herself"


There's a 4th kind but they are rare and mostly just spill-over from tumblr. It's the "i'm not like the other girls"-girl.


There's the basic-taxonomy.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ROASTIES FUCK OFF
FUCK I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF YOU FUCKERS RUINING MY BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34716157

See those animals in animal shelters that either bite humans or recoil from their touch?

We put up shields because so many women have hurt us so many times in so many ways. By experience we have been taught that pain is all we can expect from your gender...can you blame us for acting accordingly?

>>34716359
That's not my name, sorry. But I'm curious about this girl now, tell me more about her

>>34714709
pretty ignorant to think that there arent female social rejects. just go to school and look at people who arent sitting with anyone. OPEN YOUR EYES.

>>34716226
RP and attentionwhoring are not "conversion", dipshit

>>34716432
those are just girls who haven't hit their genetic stride yet. Most will become pretty or at least fuckable around 19-22 and completely transform. All the "omg so socially awkward so outcast" girls i knew back then are dating guys who work in finance and post selfies from the gym

-27 year old who dun seen sum shit

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>>34716292
Good job trying to sound smart and not proving anything mate.

>>34716214
If you won't be my gf I do mind you staying here you stupid cunt.

>>34715455
>>34715684
thats so sweet ^_^
can you share some stories?

>>34716402
She's a really sweet and caring girl, although she gets overly emotional (hysterical even) at times like many women do. She hates other girls because she's jealous of the male attention they get and because she got bullied in the past. Her self-image is really poor, she's actually a lot prettier than the girls she envies. You sound like you have a poor self-image too. And I doubt you've never been hit on or asked out, you're probably too paranoid to realize when you have been.

>>34716447
There is RP and attentionwhoring, undeniably, but don't be dense and say that there isn't any relatively normal conversation

>>34716432
>just go to school and look at people who arent sitting with anyone

College student here, I don't really see girls completely sitting by themselves and not socializing with anyone.
I've seen some girls sitting by themselves, but they're usually on their phones constantly.
And a lot of girls who sit by themselves in class meet up with friends/a boyfriend immediately after class.

I even joined the anime and the video game clubs an my uni hoping to find girls like me, but every single girl in these clubs were part of a social group.

I'm not even trying to generalize women as a whole, just sharing my own experiences. And to be fair, I'm a CS major so there aren't really that many girls in my classes.

>>34716485
lol see this is the exact type of humor I love

>>34716549
Oh, that's not me at all. I don't feel jealous about other girls getting more male attention than me, I'm jealous that they're prettier than me. You don't need to be pretty to get male attention, so it's not a certificate of anything.
But I do get the "you're prettier than that girl you're jealous of" quite often. It comes from friends so I don't really pay it too much mind because they're biased.
As for being hit on, I have been told by my friends that I'm oblivious and that guys do periodically flirt with me (but again, they're biased and probably just want to make me feel good).
I'm also not very emotional, and I keep my emotional outbursts to myself alone in my apartment when they do happen. But this girl sounds like a decent person. how did you know her?

>>34714868

Bpd confirmed

>>34716639
>lol see this is the exact type of humor I love
That wasn't humor. That post was 100% serious. Go the fuck back to /soc/

>>34715868
Yeah maybe I'm sociopathic and like ruining things :^)

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I like the weird mix of stuff. It's like /b/ but with softer edges.

>>34716588
>but don't be dense and say that there isn't any relatively normal conversation
There isn't, newfag.

>>34716744
Are you sociopathic and do you like ruining things?
>>34716748
What are your hobbies?

>>34716744
You're not sociopathic, you're narcissistic and just don't care that you ruin things.

I hope your worthless ass gets hit by a truck

>>34714709
I'm a social reject and I come here because I can relate very much with the people here. That's it.

>>34716758

I like boardgames, 80's/90's/early 00's anime, and gardening.

>>34714709
Mostly, I come here because I've been on 4chan for so long that I'm just used to the culture and there's nowhere else really like this online. I've been on 4chan since I was 14 (25 now) and /r9k/ specifically since the good old days of OC and the gentlemen and adding green pixels to pictures so you could repost them.

As you can imagine, for someone who has been on 4chan since a young age, I'm not much of a people person. Crowds and confrontation give me panic attacks. I evolved with the majority of 4chan and /r9k/ as people who spent their formative years inside not learning how to socialize, and ended up social retards.

I relate a lot with the feels of this board: mental illness, body image problems, loneliness, poor relationships, having no direction in the real world.

It's just where I've always been and change scares me. Also, I guess a tiny part of me hopes to find someone here who will love me, though of the hundreds of "robots" I've reached out to, few actually keep up conversation longer than a couple of days.

>>34716836
Is there someone that has held up their end of the bargain by talking to you more than just a few days, anon?

>>34715078

You're disgusting and need to leave. You are a well adjusted human being with empathy and understanding for many diverse groups of people.

We are a very maladapted group of robots with empathy for ourselves only or those who are so similar to ourselves that we can imagine ourselves in them and vicariously feel sorry for ourselves through them.

Please leave, well adjusted anon.

>>34716833
>I like boardgames,
Go on :3

>>34716639
>It comes from friends so I don't really pay it too much mind because they're biased. As for being hit on, I have been told by my friends that I'm oblivious and that guys do periodically flirt with me (but again, they're biased and probably just want to make me feel good).
Nah, they're probably right. You're just cynical because of your past. Just look at how every girl on /r9k/ gets hit on before anyone even knows anything about them and tell me you honestly think you've never been hit on.

>I'm also not very emotional, and I keep my emotional outbursts to myself alone in my apartment when they do happen. But this girl sounds like a decent person. how did you know her?
Similar place to /r9k/. We stopped talking sadly

>>34714787
Goddamn it anon. First reply always best reply
/thread

>>34716836
>Also, I guess a tiny part of me hopes to find someone here who will love me,
Contact please

>>34716878
>Just look at how every girl on /r9k/ gets hit on before anyone even knows anything about them and tell me you honestly think you've never been hit on.
Getting hit on here doesn't count, the standards are so incredibly low that it barely even qualifies

>>34716833

Well, there's a fairly nice/clean game store here and they do boardgames on Thursday nights.

Classics like Settlers are fun but my favorites are games like A Touch of Evil, Arkham Horror, Pandemic, and Shadows Over Camelot where the game is playing itself against the players. I'm not super competitive.

It's my main source of social interaction. I live at home(26).

>>34716749
Not when you're shitting up the thread, anon

>>34716836
>though of the hundreds of "robots" I've reached out to, few actually keep up conversation longer than a couple of days.
I bet you act aloof and uninterested and never message first so people just think you have no interest in them. There is no way this could be true otherwise

>>34715235
>This is the last place I would want to find a mate.
I don't understand this. This is the first and only place I would go to find a mate, because I feel that a place like this would be my only real chance at finding a girl I could relate to.
Naturally I wouldn't expect that the girls that are at best long-staying tourists here would have remotely the same experience with loneliness as the men trapped here, and they all have options they consider better than settling for any of the unclean men here.

>>34716868
Not since before the board was nuked the first time. Before /r9k/ got splattered the first time, there were huge groups of people that memed together and were generally great friends. I still have loads of them on skype and we send Christmas cards some years, even now that it's like 7 years later.

No, I take that back, there has been one. However, I helped him use OKCupid to get a gf in his area and so for the last 2-3 months they've been dating we've barely talked at all, even though we used to talk for hours every single day before. Sucks to suck, I guess.

>>34716896
If you're younger than 24, you're too young for me. Sorry that I'm old as shit.

>>34717013
>If you're younger than 24, you're too young for me. Sorry that I'm old as shit.

Just post contact info. Preference for skype or email

>>34717013
Would you be interested in getting to know me? I'm >>34716868 and I'm 24, soon to be 25 this year.

>>34717054
Fuck off norman go get your own

>>34716917
That's not true. Just by virtue of you being here you must have something in common with robots.

>>34716982
>There is no way this could be true otherwise
You think that, but it is true.
Last time I posted about how robots never keep in touch, a bunch of robots claimed they would be different and asked for contact info. Only three actually added me. One never replied to me even once, and so I removed him. One immediately wanted to debate creation vs evolution with me, and raged when I told him he couldn't cite the bible as a scientific source, and blocked me. The last one would constantly message me first, but have nothing to say, wouldn't reply to my questions, and ended up apologizing for being boring and removed me as well.

Robots are really, really, really hard to talk to.

>robots want gfs
>femanons post here
>they dont want robots as bfs

and they wonder why we dont want them here

>>34716880
thanks man

>come back to see this thread has over 200 replies

I know it's the second law and all (and its steed, the Eternal Roastie) but I really wish this place would get nuked by gootmook

>>34714709
Boredom, habit, self-destructive tendies
>a forum for men
kek

the incentive is it's something to read to waste some time on before the sun goes down and I can sleep again. spoileru: lesbian generals on /lgbt/ are the fucking worst

>>34714709
because women like to evade male spaces to extract resources or to stop men from exposing the truth about female nature.

>>34717045
>>34717054
>>34717064
[email protected]

I don't know who is who or who asked first or whatever but we can use this for now.

>>34717173
>I don't know who is who or who asked first or whatever but we can use this for now.
sent

>>34716836
>though of the hundreds of "robots" I've reached out to, few actually keep up conversation longer than a couple of days

I'm well past 24. Post contact.

>>34714709
I enjoy reading posts and being comfy.
I don't talk to anyone online or offline or announce my gender (aside from this thread obviously).
Also, I'm a extremely ocd and like to hoard information.

>>34717269
>>34717173
Nevermind I can read

>>34717073

Robots are the ultimate schizoids/avoidant Peter pans.

Many of us are the way we are (NEETS/shut ins/no friends except online) bc we actually don't want to grow up. Ppl here will argue we want to get a gf, but as you've found out, we are actually more comfortable with being alone than facing up to what stable serious relationships (romantic or otherwise often) actually require, and we tend to forget about this from to time until reminded by reality.

>>34715142
the red pill for females is very simple to understand because men just want young attractive healthy women to have sex with because evolutionary speaking you are more likely to survive pregnancy then some old fat chick with health complication. the red pill for men is much more complex because you are dealing with terms like hypergamy,shit test and much more to try an explain female behavior.

>>34714709
Lol kill yourself, bud, this board isn't a secret clubhouse anymore

>>34717296
Hey do you want to be lesbian/bisexual with me? Freaky friends sort of. Pls respond. I have information that might be of interest to you.

>>34717506
>red pill for men is much more complex because you are dealing with terms like hypergamy,shit test and much more to try an explain female behavior.

The red pill for men is equally simple. Women just want strong, genetically superior males to have sex with. Evolutionarily speaking, strong, competent males will have better offspring than weak and incompetent ones.

It is as simple as that for both genders. Everyone wants the best they can get and they'll try all sorts of things to get it. That's all there is.

>>34716398

I had always admired tigers in pictures when I was young. I told my mom to bring me to an animal shelter. The first time seeing one, it growled at me. And having no experience with animals, I got extremely terrified. I stopped liking it. We moved on to monkeys, I liked how fun and playful they were until the monkey started pulling my hair. It wasn't a pleasant feeling. It hurt me. I stopped liking animals from that point on. After a while, I received a dog. I observed it. It didn't growl at me or hurt me. It adored me.

I realized all animals are not awful. I learned that I don't really dislike animals, just specifically those two that weren't nice to me. My dog is amazing and one of the best things I've ever had.

I'm glad that despite my past experiences, I didn't become receptive and establish a generalized image of them or one of the most amazing things in my life wouldn't have happened to me.

All that I'm getting from reading every single reply in this thread is that we're good enough to entertain these bitches but not good enough to fuck.

Fucking cunts.

I'm here to observe and bully you a little bit
It's fun watching you get triggered by a stranger on the internet

>>34717663
Can you bully me personally?

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thread theme.
https://youtu.be/m-ZmJuQqT9Q

>>34717632
Great metaphor except there aren't any girls who ever adore us. Well, one said she did, then she left me out of the blue after a month and now she's nothing but a ghost to me.

>>34717582
>le club house boys door crashing meme XDDDDDDDD
pure reddit

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>>34716836
>>34717173
Triggered this one a bit too hard by existing

>>34717613
but you still need to extend your red pill knowledge as a man if you want to build a long term healthy relationship with women or else she will cheat on you and leave you. some red pill knowledge might help you in short term dating but not for long term dating. for females if you want to keep your man around just support him and give him sex.

>>34717632
That dog is a metaphor for chad.

>>34717790
>pure reddit
pure reddit

>>34717874
>or else she will cheat on you and leave you
A woman who will cheat on you will do so no matter what you do to try and stop her.

>for females if you want to keep your man around
It's not as easy as you say it is just because that's all it would take for you.

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>>34716491
I remember when they started cross dressing and looked really cute. We share clothes all the time. Even before trapping he was mistaken for a girl all the time. He/She spends most of her time playing video games and I'm usually here.

>>34718021
Fuck off fag lover normie

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>>34718021
more

When they first came out as a trap/trans they had somewhat of a breakdown saying that I deserve better and should be with a real man. I said I didn't care about stuff like that and wanted to be with her/him forever. Ever since then her attitude as improved a lot and a lot happier.

Why in the fuck even make this thread? To attract ""female"" robots? Theyre all here because theyre either tumblr tier undesirable or whores who are looking for attention or superiority. 4chan is an anonymous board so anybody who thinks that they give a shit about the person behind the post is a faggot.

>>34718040
How about no, nigger~ What ya gonna do about it? Nothing. I'm staying forever and I'm gonna be even gayer.

>>34718091
>What ya gonna do about it?
Sage and report

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>>34716833
>80's/90's/early 00's anime
Same here. Good taste, anon. :3

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>>34718113
If you don't like it, slit your wrists or I could rape you until you die.

>>34718150
You and I both know you're going to be busier cleaning up xir's gray matter from the wall behind xer suicide.

>>34718080
> anonymous board
> hey im a grill :))) hue
> my neim is denisbigpenis2003-kun
> hurr how i am looking hurr my photo

>>34714709

They do it because women crave and feed on the suffering of others and nothing is sweeter than the suffering of loser men for them. Even the most fucked up, garbage woman can come here and feel nourishment and recover from being pumped and dumped by feeding on the suffering of loser beta men.

Make no mistake, they aren't like you and they aren't your friends. They come here because they benefit in coming here.

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>>34715790
Obviously, it's a piece of shit and should be deleted, but then these faggots will go somewhere else and bitch.

Because I used to come here before I started transitioning so why would I leave?

It sucks that my mere presence seems to piss people off but I'm just here to talk.

>>34718201
This thread isn't meant for you faggot. Please don't ever call yourself a female poster

>>34715142
Eh im a guy and i do this too, alot of people do this. I remember feeling like shit in new years because i was completely alone and i hung out with some anons in here and other boards and it was real nice and felt genuinly happy, people were cheering each other up.

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>>34715868
10/10 post right there.

> Hiro, just nuke this godforsaken place.
NO

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>>34718201
>females why are you here
>tranny posts
Fucking kek this is the only (you) you're getting from me you freak

>>34718168
If you don't like this thread, why are you here? Seems pretty silly. Why so angry, anon? What makes me a normie? Ohh had sex with a trap, normie.

>>34718181

Especially virgin men. Virgin men are the sweetest of all because your suffering is caused by not being with them. You want a gf and pussy and you can't get it so it gives all women satisfaction in knowing that you're suffering because you aren't with them.

>>34718150
Holy shit dude I still have my VHS copy of that episode.

As a failed normie, this thread gave me cancer.

>>34715242
Well if you give good advice and youre not too forceful with cheering up then im sure you have helped people. Ive been helped and cheered up in here.

>>34714709

>this thread is literally made to attract females and trying to engage in conversation with them
>retarded amount of stupid fucking questions
>your loneliness is showing
>not realizing that the "fembots" are ERPing men, men that are trolling, or orbiter collectors that want free pizzas.
>despite the fact that me and several other posters warn you of your faggotry this fucking thread is probably going to hit 500 fucking replies

This is really pathetic. There needs to be a board purge or all the actual robots need to go somewhere else.

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>>34718258
Good taste, anon. Spicy City was pretty cool. I liked the clone episode.

>>34718298
Can I have a threesome with you and your pet fag?

>>34718223
I'm thought of as a female by people in everyday life. I may not be a biological woman but to society I'm the same thing. Well, at least if they don't know the situation downstairs.

>>34718237
Glad I made you laugh anon, hope you're having a good night :)

>>34718310

Well, this makes for a good question. Do you think like a woman now? Like, have you noticed that you think and act differently now because you changed?

>inb4 I was born this way bigot

Fuck off

>>34718239
I'd like to add
>never go at making friends
>never had a bf
>virgin until got married
>never went to prom or parties
>don't drink, smoke, do any drugs
>watches cartoons and anime a lot
>spends most time looking at hentai or girls, traps and sissies
>never attracted to chads or tyron
>always home on friday, and weekend
>always working, never go out or to clubs or bars
>normie
sure

>>34718181
Like spiders...

>>34717963
>A woman who will cheat on you will do so no matter what you do to try and stop her.

Well guess what I took some red pill knowledge on this and I know ways to prevent it and to ways to prepare myself to move on if she cheats.

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>>34714709
>harass some poor beta
I had some stupid "I ain't like the other girls" come here and harass me because I said something on Roblox of all places, she got her moment of Glory but then that dumb site made changes that turn it into a retarded millennials site and years of her life work got deleted, it made me kek so hard, I feel like im the winner now, while she has had everything taken away from her, i've seemed to somehow won everything. I can just imagine her and her sub human kiki bf she found on Roblox and started online dating like the loser she is, enjoy your 6 inches of child molestation genitals you stupid commie bitch, see you on the battlefield Ivan.

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>>34718298
I remember that the girl with the dark hair in that image you posted was voiced by Elizabeth Daily who also used to voice Tommy Pickles on Rugrats.

Even to this day every time I watch that lesbo sex scene between them I cans hear Tommy's voice as he moans in ecstasy

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>>34718239
>>34718375
>normie still doing everything to get my approval because being le nerd is cool XD
Yeah okay whore

>>34716748
I thought the same thing as well. I enjoy the stories here and it's pretty decent. /co/ is my second favorite place, then /aco/.

I'm fat.


And sad.

>

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>>34718449
>whore
>only been with spouse
I don't think you know what that means, son or do you want me to be like stacy or those sluts in your mangos?

>being a nerd
Please. I don't want to be a nerd. That's an insult. I'm not really cool, but not nerdy. Girls can't be nerds!~

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I've been a neet for nearly 6 years now, since dropping out of highschool. I've never had a job, or a friend, or a hug, I cannot make eye contact or conversation, I only leave the house for psych appointments. I have been on this board since 2013 (4chan since 2008), longer than the vast majority of the edgy 15 year old #meninists in this thread who think they know real suffering because they haven't been able to get their dicks wet yet.

I am not here for beta orbiters, they disgust me almost as much as I disgust myself. The only "attention" I get on here if I mention my sex is either misogynistic vitriol or some desperate loser trying to get with me because I'm the only warm hole he thinks he has a chance with. I might just be a masochist, the only reason I became a regular here was because it was the first place I even heard of the term "neet" and I got to feel like I somehow was a real type of person who belonged somewhere for the first time. But it's just empty, it doesn't really make me feel any better, and if anyone finds out my sex the illusion drops. I would stop coming if I found somewhere better I guess, but it's just force of habit at this point.

Sorry I'm tired, there wasn't any point to any of this, just a blog

>>34718430
Those moans were sexy imo :3 This was also a good episode but sad. Ohh the days of talking to people online was considered almost taboo and weird. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSlrv2bQPhI

>>34718614
good post roastie whore hope you feel better now masochistic piece of shit

Basically I'm a shut in, never had a job, and almost a wizard. Look, I'm not going to go into great detail about how much of a loser I am because it would take up several books, but I am.

>>34718614
You don't know real loneliness. You said it yourself every time you mention your sex you get plenty of attention. Go be slightly unpopular somewhere else

>>34718373
It's hard to say. I think in many ways I'm the same person but I think our sex hormones influence the way we think more than we realize. Like before when I'd see a hot girl I'd be like "damn I wanna fuck her" but now it's more like "she's cute, cute blouse". Idk it's hard to explain but it also made me more subdued.

But I don't think the core of me has changed. There's no getting around the fact that I was socialized male for 20 years before starting my transition, so I'll always be kind of tomboy-y. And I'm okay with that.

>>34718940
>socialized male
You are a male

>>34714709
i am going trying to cope with some very difficult things and this board is nice

i found the humour somewhat disturbing at first but you're all sweet

fembots invading threads and having to make sure everyone knows that they're female is bad

but i love you all

>>34715129

Fuck, man. This hit me hard. That's exactly what I do here...

I'd never thought of it that way.

>>34718739

thanks

>>34718926

attention is not human connection dipshit. If you want attention you can just pretend to be female/ become a """qt trap""". Go ahead, see if it makes you feel better. If you are an actual autist it never will because you won't be able to turn that attention into actual fulfilling relationships.

>>34718997
Will you be my girlfriend? This is not humor

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I come here because I have nothing better to do. I don't like circlejerks and pretty much every female dominated forum is an intense circlejerk of "I'm a woman, aren't we so great?" I can't relate to that because I hate myself so I hate those forums. I like this place because nobody is pretending to be nice to me, it feels more genuine.

>>34719037
>waah people cover me in attention and I am lonely

Femanons in a nutshell

I like teasing robots when I'm horny. If I'm not horny, I'm just another robot. Shut in, no friends etc.

>>34719072
Are you horny? will you tease me

>>34718985
I realize that I am biologically male and there is nothing I can do to change that but I've medically transitioned and am living my life as woman in my everyday. I've learned how to socialize as a girl.

I'm not looking for a fight anon.

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>>34718614
>#meninists
>#
The mention of a "#" on this board is like hearing nails on a chalkboard.

>get their dicks wet yet.
What degenerate nigger slag is this?


>misogynistic
Ghostbusters 2016 buzzwords PLEASE GET THE FUCK OUT!

>I would stop coming if I found somewhere better I guess

I hear tumbler is real nice this time of year. You know what you will find here. You know how they speak to each other. You can leave or stay. It's your choice.

>>34719076
Horny enough that I had tears in my eyes from how badly I wanted a gold dicking, and this was before I even touched myself.

Ovulation: not even once.

>>34719076
of course Im fondling my balls right now and pulling back my foreskin while the blood starts pulsating through my cock
now Im caressing my anus with my spit drenched pointer finger

>>34719103
have you tried actually having sex instead of wasting your time on a misery board

>>34719103
>Horny enough that I had tears in my eyes from how badly I wanted a gold dicking, and this was before I even touched myself.
So to the teasing me question :^)

>>34719087
>I'm not looking for a fight anon.
Go back to /lgbt/ then queer

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>>34718150
>>34718430

EG Daily is was a singer when I was a kid. I had this on 45
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-XB1DDiu5c

>>34714989
>I've been disappointed too much
For you to be disappointed you had to have had expectations in the first place.
That was your mistake, what the fuck did you expect from us besides being insecure, spilling spaghetti and being out of shape?

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>>34719069
>>34719095

I'm a literal neo nazi so probably not tumblr, but thanks for your support. I miss when bantz were at least decent here, it's awkward when you begin to realize it's literally only teenagers left on here but your old autistic ass has no where else to go

>>34719229
>I'm a literal neo nazi
contact

>>34717820
What happened anon? Tell us the story? Is it original?

>>34719248
I mentioned that I was right wing in an email to her telling her stuff about me, and her next email was "how do you sleep at night having x political view" followed by telling me what a shitlord I am.

>>34719126
Having sex would require a bf, having a bf would require not being an awkward person like me.

>>34719138
Not even a real question. You know I'll do anything you want. You do own me, after all.

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Reminder that if you reply to a """FEMBOT""" you are an enabler and thus part of the problem.

OREGANO

>>34719303
>Having sex would require a bf, having a bf would require not being an awkward person like me.
I'd be your bf

>>34719303
you should be my pet. i stack paper to the ceiling and ride on 24 inch chrome

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>>34719170
Nice. I had no clue she was a singer in the 80's.
Her outfit is a turn on, yet I keep hearing Tommy's squeaky baby voice as she sings. My brain is so confused right now.

>>34714709
>Most girls never even approach real isolation

my mom removed me from school when i was 8 years old, did not allow me to have friends, did not allow me to leave the house, would not teach me to drive, etc. i spent all my time on the internet.

>>34719303
>Having sex would require a bf
Not necessarily, casual sex is a thing a lot these days.

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>>34719229
>I'm a literal neo nazi
Pls be around 20 yrs old.

>>34719314
I doubt it.

>>34719332
Other anon is my master, unless he doesn't want me anymore.

>>34719380
>casual sex
No thanks.

>>34719401
>I doubt it.
Post some contact and I will.
I am other anon

>>34719401
Your loss.
Kinda curious why you're so opposed to it though.

>>34718614
>I have been on this board since 2013 (4chan since 2008), longer than the vast majority of the edgy 15 year old #meninists in this thread who think they know real suffering because they haven't been able to get their dicks wet yet.
I always found it funny when they go on about how femanons can't be robots due to the relative ease of casual sex, when the people I know who hate themselves the most are women that give sex away readily hoping they'll find a real connection through it eventually. Weren't even really chasing the proverbial Chad.

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>>34714799
>think Robots can cute

>>34714840
Useless women mentality

>>34714861
Just..never speak again.

>>34714897
Ugly, unhygienic, had delusional life goals at some point that hold on to em for too long female from a 3rd world country

>>34715142
QUIRKY XD

>>34719375

Is this your mother? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGQdSW8B7f0

>>34714840
>I like feeling dominant over men so I like to be mean to you
oh mommy please bully me

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>>34719229
>it's awkward when you begin to realize it's literally only teenagers left on here but your old autistic ass has no where else to go

Don't go if you have nowhere to go I guess.
If you really don't like this >>34719399 kinda of "attention" try not to ever hint at the fact that you're a girl.


Do what the Jews who lurk here do. We all know Jews post here, but unlike girls, and blacks they are smart enough to keep a low profile, and blend in. When people speak shit about them they almost never take the bait, and reply.

>>34719655
>and blacks they are smart enough to keep a low profile
Anon plz
Every time someone complains they can't get a white gf we know it's a pajeet or tyrone.

used to come on here a lot once all the "friends" i had were no longer in my life. i fell back into depression, started having mood swings, anxiety issues, and used 4chan (specifically r9k) as an outlet. i could relate to ppl here because i also was a virgin with shitty self image issues and barely any friends. then i met my current bf on here. life has progressively gotten better in this two year time frame. now i just come here from time to time (every other week or so) just cuz im bored or wanna offer help or for some fun shitposting

>>34719587
pretty much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXXUAEvbW9o is pretty comparable also.

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>>34719691
>then i met my current bf on here

>>34719702

Ok, well it's tough for you, but have you ever considered that even as an isolated female, so much more of society is open to you than it is to males?

As a woman, you will NEVER feel the need to slow your pace or change your route because a female jogger is up ahead on the path you're walking.

As a woman, you will NEVER feel the degree of judgement and suspicion that a male does when it comes to social groups.

As a woman, you're far more likely to have people go out of their way to make you feel welcome, despite any of your inadequacies.

While your experience may be bad, it's also rare - and isn't comparable to what most robots feel. So it's just odd that you feel at home here.

>>34719725
isnt it cute tho? i met the perfect loyal autist robot on here and we lost our virginities to each other! hes 23 and im 18. i think thats an r9k success story

>>34719691
im happy for you and your bf

i hope all of us can be as lucky

>This is a hub for COMPLETE social rejects.

No it's not. The kissless virgin losers are just a loud vocal minority. Most posters are more or less normies.

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>>34719746
>isnt it cute tho?

>>34719746
>success story
maybe it would be a success if the point of this board was to meet and fuck people

i'm not even a virgin yet your view of what this place is and how it should be used still fucking triggers me

>>34719774

Her post pretty much exposes the real intentions behind the roastie presence.

They're here, lurking in the shadows, almost like aliens hiding in a craft behind the moon...Looking for the most functional of us to take away and enslave for their own purposes.

Now I have to fap.

>>34719793
>They're here, lurking in the shadows, almost like aliens hiding in a craft behind the moon...Looking for the most functional of us to take away and enslave for their own purposes.
Roastie world order confirmed

>>34719774
im not defining success as sex, but you cant pretend like most robots arent all "woe is me, im going to die a hopeless virgin alone and bitter because im autistic and no one will love me!" there are genuine ppl on here that feel the same way and ppl should reach out to each other for comfort and also stop alienating women from conversation because they think "they'll never understand" or that all the girls on here are whores/not real girls. i think its nice that the one person that i can relate to happens to be my bf that i met on a board literally made for people to complain about being social outcasts. theres something reassuring about it, idk

>>34719690
You misunderstood my post. I was lumping female, and black posters into the same group. They both do horrible jobs at keeping who or what they are a secret here.

This board will one day be nuked for it's unoriginality and for being /b/2.0.
And it'll all be the fault of the orbiters and the roasties.
Real robots don't want a gf, nor do they find joy in typical "normie" things. Failed normies and cyborgs will be the major reason, they ruin it just for some pathetic (you)s.

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Females are not capable of feeling nor understanding the state of mind of a robot. They come to gloat and laugh at our miserable existance and to reassure themselves that they are superior by gaining orbiters. The """fembots""" I met IRL are "I'm a special snowflake" cyborgs at their spergiest.
So dear roasties, stacies and such: would you please get the fuck out of my board you normie pieces of shit.

>>34719836

>stop alienating women from conversation
>You MUST be inclusive!
>This is a womyn's space!
>This is a womyn's ONLY space! BAN MALES!!!

The cycle.

>>34719836
Kill yourself and your "boyfriend", and know that you'll never be welcome here. The (you)s you get are out of pity, for you are,and will always be inferior. Boy if i were you I'd kill myself, but you're too mentally inferior to even comprehend the position you're in.
Neither you nor your "bf" can ever be a "robot" and it' be great if you removed yourself from here

>tfw live in Miami, return from noise show, only visually attracted to the girls there but they aren't gf material.
>buncha dykes, radfems, /fa/type thin druggie girls
>come on 4chan, shut-in girls seem like gf material but live too far away

I'm...getting....older.

>>34719868
baka ppl on here really get triggered by women but ok

>>34715142
>>34715242
>>34715410
To whoever that wants to "cheer us up" like this disgusting roach does:
Kill yourself.

>>34719952
I wouldn't mind a woman trying to cheer me up

>>34719959
Congrats. Not a robot. Wear your badge with pride

Women are 51 percent of the world's population, about good majority of the world's population is diseased, obese, anorexic, retarded, or mentally ill. HOW is it so hard to believe SOME women browse here?